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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Khyron had this to say about dark elf butts:
I want to be able to slow down time for myself at will.
I'd pick that too, then become a boxer.
Pow, I'm world leader. No more hunger, war, or strife. Just my iron will.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Telekinesis is nice to have, but it's one of those things that can get you in trouble really easily... especially while driving. Good for tactics, and a real confidence booster.
Teleportation is a pain in the rear. You need clairvoyance just to use it!
Shapeshifting is handy, but people would get really suspicious of you if they found out. Best when used in subtle ways, like never needing beauty treatments.
Immortality requires all sorts of tack-ons to be useful. See: Death Becomes Her. Without things like eternal youth, invulnerability, etc., immortality is just a way to watch everyone you like keel over before you do. It is, however, a decent way to get revenge on someone, if you have the patience for it. Then there's the whole apocalypse thing. Once the planet's gone, you probably won't want your immortality anymore after that.
Regeneration and/or invulnerability. Both real confidence boosters, and less proactive than telekinesis. A good choice, so long as you don't catch one of a small batch of rather uncomfortable diseases.
Augmented strength is a bit of a waste. You get only some of the benefits of abilities like telekinesis, plus you have to worry about breaking doorknobs. And never pound your keyboard.
Limitless intellect: The ability to solve any puzzle, problem, or mental challenge. Comes complete with unlimited long-term memory and instant recall.
Telekinesis: Long-time favorite, though I'm most interested in it when I'm feeling vindictive.
I've had to make three different choices for this one...
Flight, with or without wings... you wanna travel, flight's the way to do it if you want the scenic route.
Invisibility, now, that's just exploitable, but I would love to go into Verant HQ and yell "BAN ME!" at random intervals with nobody able to see me. And of course there are dirtier applications, but do I need to mention them?
But, probably one of the most interesting and desireable powers would be simple probability-manipulation... Longshot, Domino, Scarlet Witch, those peeps' powers. Can you just think of what you could do with that? Well, I'm a Vegas native...
But what I'd want is the ability to live in a perfect harmonous era.
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We were all impressed when Tier wrote:
Wangular karnajing!
Oh my!
Actually, I know a guy who'll do an operation on you for like 50 bucks that'll make you able to do that.
Me?
Teleportation. Think of a place, and I'm there the next instant.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Waisztarroz wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Pyrokenesis. I'm not talking about some fruity little candle flame, either. The ability to completely ignite an object.
I'd go with the little candle flame pyrokenesis coupled with invulnerability from fire and heat.
If there are a lot of superheroes that the ability to copy powers in a permenant manner, i.e. Ifurta not Rogue, would be very nice.
Just think about it! I could jump off tall buildings and break into piece, only to reform again! I could pull out a big bag and make an elephant appear! And most important, I could make tons of people laugh.
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Niklas had this to say about Robocop:
Stop time for everything but me for a bit, so I can have some time for myself...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I'm gonna have to go with Matterenegry control.
Prof-X=god
Second choice is turning into a Dragon.
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Azeroth had this to say about Pirotess:
Unbreakable skeleton and super regeneration like volverine in X-men.
I'd be the same...with the claws and all
Especially the furry Hair
If you let me include more comic-book super powers, then pyrokinesis AND telekinesis, heh