EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
[ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
just when you think you have a pretty good grip on normal and not normal this comes along and warps my fucking universe 
I kinda got the urge to go replace that rope with a bungie cord.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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We were all impressed when Pvednes Phoenixfeather wrote:
Discuss.
Damn, that redefines "coyote ugly." And insane, as an added bonus!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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"HE". Did you notice that? At least she is not a lesbian guillotine lover because that would just be STRANGE.
hey, this is a changing world, and so whats so wrong about being a lesbian guilotine lover? ill come out of the closet and admit that i am one too!!
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How can her mother NOT find this odd??
*opens his mouth to say something but is left tottaly speechless.*
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No worry about this woman stealin' your man. She may molest your kitchen table though.
*hug his table* NO!, mine!
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Soooo.. she has sex with the guillotine in the living room with her mother there? EEEeeeesh! Ypcat imagines a quiet evening in front of the telly with the guillotine family... madam guillotine coyly stroking Fressie in the corner... her mother quietly knitting.
*falls over laughing, finaly chocking and dying due to the image of that*
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I asked Pved this this morning...If the rope snaps and lops off her fingers or arm or something, would that be domestic abuse?
