What Women Think
"Goodness! What wonderful lyrics. And such a beautiful voice...I must have this!"
What Men Think
"This doesn't look so-...SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! LOOK AT THE RACK ON THIS BITCH! I'll TAKE IT!"
-Parcelan
You know those kids who ridiculed you for playing on the computer instead of basketball or football?
There's a name for them: Degenrate wastes of humanity. One of two things will happen to them:
They'll either grow up as filth, marry filth, get a filth job, have filth kids, and die filthy, or realize thier mistake too late, strive to be more "nerdy", get a middle-range job, have a not-too-bad life, and die having accomplished very very little.
-Maradon
The answer to all your problems is Tylenol with coedine. Dosen't matter what it is.
NOt at all. Your arm could be hanging off, Tylenol with coedine would make it all better.
You could have the bubonic plague, coedine time. Healer of all ills.
-Solsytce
"Aradune spends his days swimming around in his giant vault of money, like Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales"
- Drysart
oh ho i will sneak up behind yuo when yuo LEAST EXCPET IT liek when yuo are at the trees saying "I LOEV MOTHER NATURE ETC" and then i will get YUO AND YOUR LTITAL LINX TOO!????//etc AND theN yuo will call upon the POWER OF the FORST and all of the trees with shed leaves on me and i will wet myslef/
- Kagrama
*Liam is now scouring the net to find a working version of UO..
*Mightion: What a coincidence; so has Origin
- Chat
"Yes, how can you possibly love the RIAA?"
-Maradon
"See, I was trying to avoid giving Azizza the moral high ground that sends every conversation he's in to hell in a handbasket."
-Demitri
Cause and effect on EC:
1.) Parcelan posts a thread and it's an instant hit!
2.) A new guy with an AD&D sigpic gets mad... And is banned!
3.) Mightion posts a smithing thread... And it's a hit!
4.) Someone makes a "party at my house" or "mosh pit" or nonsense thread, and it's a hit!
5.) Bane makes a new thread... Everyone ignores!
-Fazumzen
"A.B.S.O.R. - Automated Binary Systemated Operational Response"
-Drysart
VIDEOGAMES That never made it...
EverBane - Play as a dweeb in a fully ineractive world full of other strange and loopy people!
Dance Dance Mortious! - Can you keep up with the bebopin' Shadow Knight?
Breath of Kagrama II - The world of Spafonk is under attack by the evil god of Nog! Assume the role of young Kagrama and realize your ancient lineage as you succeed the extinct race of Spell0rz.
Super Cowfighter II - The game in which you play, Chalesm, a hopeful young boy who must make it to the top! Play through 200 interactive levels in which you get pumelled by Minotaurs!
Drysart's Super Furry Hunt - Blast dem furry losarz!
Mortal Fazumzen - Choose one of 27 stupid DBZ wannabe teens and slap each other silly! Unlock secret levels such as the dreaded: Sailor Moon Mode.
Karnaj & Vorbis: The Presmurfer Legacy - Do you have what it takes to destroy the evil smurfs with bad jokes?
Maradon's Gate: Throne of Bloodsage - The RPG in which to succeed, you must defeat a myriad of evil argumentative fiends including blue wolves that slap you with Bibles, and duck-like creatures who can eat your eardrums!
Deth May Cry - Fight your way through a vile castle to defeat the dark Lord of Longwindedness!
Super Lazulius 3D - In this shooter simulator, you control a Lazuli fighter and throw cookies at your enemies for General Katrinity!
SimParcelan - The game in which you play a humble prairie dog. Control this creature as he eats everything that moves, flames people online, and sits on the potty.
-Parcelan
Kegwen ap: Some asshead took the screen name Kegwen and doesn't ever sign on it!
Kegwen ap: Bastage...
Pyzjin: I have this theory
Pyzjin: that AOL has started blocking "simple" screen names just for the sake of being contrary
Kegwen ap: While the concept may not make sense... that sounds about right
Pyzjin: well see back when I subscribed to AOL
Pyzjin: I tried to make the screen name "Cromwell"
Pyzjin: and it came up blocked. Not used, but blocked. so I e-mailed customer service and after a bit of discussion the representative let slip a bit of information that strongly suggested the name was blocked just for the sake of it's simplicity
Pyzjin: AOL techs are so easy to mind fuck. Half of 'em don't even speak proper english
Pyzjin: heh
-AIM conversation between Kegwen and Maradon
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Add your own! [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]
quote:
We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
... I am not memorable.
starts counting "bajah is great" topics [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Duck Tales:
... I am not memorable.
Nonsense, I just don't have any from you written down as I just rediscovered the rather old file tonight... 
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Kegwen Tabibito had this to say:
Dance Dance Mortious! - Can you keep up with the bebopin' Shadow Knight?
No one can! Probably because the game sucks your soul out, through the controller.
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Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
... I am not memorable.
You have got to be kidding me Mr There Are 300 Threads telling me how great I am. 
See all the smileys, cause it's a joke so nobody get your panties in a wad
I'm notorious for being longwinded. "DethEssay" is a part of the EC glossary of terms. And yet...I've said nothing memorable.
*laughs himself silly* I should be a politician 
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
Know what's hilarious to me?I'm notorious for being longwinded. "DethEssay" is a part of the EC glossary of terms. And yet...I've said nothing memorable.
*laughs himself silly* I should be a politician
I have a seperate file for Dethessays, silly.
Please note: that file has, like, two entires and I don't even think either of them were written by Deth himself... [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]
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Skaw impressed everyone with:
I'm not memorable.
Reverse psychology doesn't does work!
I'm kinda memorable because my memorable quote is my title!! oh my goodness I'm embarassed
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quote:You are memorable. I, on the other hand, am little more than a shadow in most people's memories.
Bajah had this to say about pies:
... I am not memorable.
Now myself, on the other hand..... 
quote:You are memorable. I, on the other hand, am little more than a shadow in most people's memories.[/QB][/QUOTE]
Ford Prefect had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[QUOTE]Bajah had this to say about pies:
[qb]... I am not memorable.
Naw, dunna say thay 'Doc, I sure as think of you when I hear certain phrases. Or when I listen to Tom Lehrer.
I am definatly memorable. Just not any memorable qoutes. Any line from Harry Potter will be fine.
Ozius
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Few people will forget me.
I know I sure as hell won't.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
Few people will forget me.
Who would forget the asshead extraordinaire, master of EC vs MM?
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Kegwen Tabibito had this to say about Pirotess:
Maradon's Gate: Throne of Bloodsage - The RPG in which to succeed, you must defeat a myriad of evil argumentative fiends including blue wolves that slap you with Bibles, and duck-like creatures who can eat your eardrums!
Beware my +2 Bible of Thumping!
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Kanid had this to say about pies:
Beware my +2 Bible of Thumping!
There's a certain passage in leviticus I'd like to discuss with you! 
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Seurenna had this to say about pies:
There's a certain passage in leviticus I'd like to discuss with you!
Sorry you missed the humor, but feel free to bring it on.
I thought about this for a moment, then said, "Well Megan. It's a widely known fact that no one knows everything. The bad guy usually wants to know everything, and he believes everyone except him does know everything. Hence the reason for capture and interrogation."
She looked at me for a moment, then walked off to play with her pet hamsters.
How this is relevant I'll never know.
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Kanid had this to say about dark elf butts:
Sorry you missed the humor, but feel free to bring it on.
I didn't miss the humor!
I don't like being regarded as an abomination for something beyond my control though
Pow! There goes the mood. [ 02-10-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]
Despite what we put you through, you're a good guy and fun to be around.
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De lid g am ond had this to say about Cuba:
Who could ever forget your sigpic! I mean it's...it's...umm...BLUE PIXELS!
He's right... your pixelated sig pic bothers me like a loud car commercial. Ya know, those commercials that are really loud and annoying that make the name of the dealerhsip stick in your head?
"BUY BUY BUYYYY!!!!!11"
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Seurenna had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I didn't miss the humor!I don't like being regarded as an abomination for something beyond my control though
Um, whatchoo talkin' 'bout?
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Kanid wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Um, whatchoo talkin' 'bout?
Leviticus 18:22 says, "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a women; that is detestable." Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable." The word for "abomination" is used five times in Leviticus 18 and is a strong term of disapproval, implying that something is abhorrent to God.
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Maradön? had this to say about (_|_):
Leviticus 18:22 says, "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a women; that is detestable." Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable." The word for "abomination" is used five times in Leviticus 18 and is a strong term of disapproval, implying that something is abhorrent to God.
Okay, so a man lying with a man is detestable. I thought Seur was a girl. And doing something detestable doesn't make you detestable, hate the sin but love the sinner and all that.
Besides, no matter what you do, Jesus already died for you and all your sins and loves you even still.
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Kanid had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Okay, so a man lying with a man is detestable. I thought Seur was a girl. And doing something detestable doesn't make you detestable, hate the sin but love the sinner and all that.
That was the infamous bible passage that condemns homosexuals as an abomination.
Seu is a bisexual.
-Geeorn after Aza wanted things to say that would make people gawk.
Doom has corupted me, i swear, one of theis days im gonna bring my keyboerd to school and start hitting ctrl while faceing poeple
-mog
atleast I rember myself
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Maradön? had this to say about Punky Brewster:
That was the infamous bible passage that condemns homosexuals as an abomination.Seu is a bisexual.
It doesn't comdemn homosexuals, it condemns the act. There's a difference.
carry on with the quotes...
Though none of you remember them. Probably because you weren't here then. I'm surprised some of you remembered ME when I came back.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
