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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-04-2002 09:31:55 PM
I can see Deli and Dem as the waiters who are always grumbling and talking to the pancakes,

Drysart would be that wierd manager that seems to see what your doing even when hes not there.

Deth is the cook whos always experimenting to find new a weird flavors of pancakes.

Palou is taht kid thats running arund the restraunt nakid and no one knows who his parents are.

Mr. Parcelan would be that bus boy who cleans all the tables by licking them clean and acts like hes the head of the company.

this is what i see this place as , place who you or someone else would fit into the restraunt.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-04-2002 09:44:11 PM
Don't forget me! I'm just a random customer that serves no point whatsoever!
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-05-2002 06:31:49 AM
The person who works on the till, looks busy but doesn't really do much work.
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Ryuujin
posted 02-05-2002 06:34:52 AM
The pet chained outside the restraunt and given scraps
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-05-2002 06:40:19 AM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Cuba:
The pet chained outside the restraunt and given scraps

I think you're enjoying this "Pet Bondage Leezurd" thing waaaaayyy too much!

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Ryuujin
posted 02-05-2002 06:45:27 AM
So what if I am?
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-05-2002 06:48:03 AM
oh... no reason...
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Ryuujin
posted 02-05-2002 06:48:50 AM
Nice avatar btw
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-05-2002 07:55:07 AM
I'd be that weird guy that sits at the counter. That drinks coffee all night.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Maradon!
posted 02-05-2002 07:58:02 AM
I'd be the stove.
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 08:35:22 AM
I'd be one of the geeks that sits in the corner, drinking copius amounts of caffine beverages (read: cappuchino), playing D&D with friends,and yelling at the waiter/cook who gets my overly complex order wrong in the smallest degree.

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-05-2002 08:39:03 AM
quote:
Ryuujin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Nice avatar btw

Thanks! it's my new XL's membership card. Unfortunately i'm not planning on going back there for a looong time, probably not until i get back from Goa.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-05-2002 08:51:29 AM
For some reason, I can see Delid and Myself as waitors who aren't all there in the head.

Maybe because we aren't..

[ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-05-2002 11:03:58 AM
well if the food here is anything like IHOPS I'm the person who goes across the parking lot for some very good Chinese food =)
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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-05-2002 11:08:36 AM
That reiminds me... Lady Shae in West Freeport now says she is from the House of Dumas. I told her I was from the house of Mogh, and didn't get killed for it.

It's relevant if you've ever told her you're from the house of pancakes or the house of style.

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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 11:32:32 AM
Funny, all she says to me is
"The single death of a Paladin of Tunare will plague your wretched life forever. They will get you or the Militia..."

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 02-05-2002 11:58:17 AM
The dog that is always trying to get in the front door.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-05-2002 12:05:46 PM
The bouncer.

It's hard to get inside, when the door is blocked by several metric tons of angry armour.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-05-2002 12:09:23 PM
The Chef. No, not the cook, the CHEF! Head cook, etc. Deth is my right-hand-cookin`-man! He invents the crazy crap, I whip it up!

Mostly because I would look damn good in a Chef hat and a smock. And lighting the stove wouldn't be a hassle either



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-05-2002 12:19:14 PM
What the hell would I be?

PR?

The World is Yours
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-05-2002 12:20:32 PM
Probably the guy who buys every woman a cup of coffee.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-05-2002 12:52:23 PM
Heeeeey baby, can I buy you a cup of coffee? *Aeadil winks-winks*


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-05-2002 12:55:25 PM
I get to be the snooty maitre d'!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-05-2002 12:58:08 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I get to be the snooty maitre d'!

I nearly gagged (even though I wasn't eating/drinking anything at the time, wtf?!) when I thought of a mastiff in a tuxedo giving a rumbling, snooty "woof" as he showed people to their tables.

EDIT: BTW, ya'll ever seen Blues Brothers? That'd be me!

"How much for the little girl?"

"WUT"

"Your weemin. I want to buy your weemin: your little girl, your two daughters. Sell them to me! Sell me your children!"

[ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Ryuujin
posted 02-05-2002 01:45:06 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Caanis Lupus was all like:
The dog that is always trying to get in the front door.

So your that mutt that's always trying to bite me and steal my food

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-05-2002 01:48:17 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when D wrote:
Probably the guy who buys every woman a cup of coffee.


You're a fucking genius.

The World is Yours
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-05-2002 02:07:49 PM
I know, I know.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-05-2002 02:08:48 PM
quote:
D had this to say about John Romero:
I know, I know.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

- random outburst of the day



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-05-2002 02:20:06 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I appear to be handling it quite well.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-05-2002 02:22:54 PM
quote:
D had this to say about dark elf butts:
I appear to be handling it quite well.

No. You're not.

Look 'beyond.'

The World is Yours
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 03:05:05 PM
i would probably be that kid that comes in unnoticed, and orders hot chocalates and sits alone in a courner booth watchng everything thats happening
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-05-2002 03:39:09 PM
I'm the equipment technician. I also handle any necessary repairs to the bouncer.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-05-2002 03:51:23 PM
I'd be that fat guy that sits at the bar listens to real life questions and conversations, the I'd answer and talk to them by making up entirely fictional stories that, at first, sound completely reasonable, then build to become rediculous.

Here's a typical conversation:

Complete stranger: My kid just moved off to colledge and I miss him.

Me: Gee, that's tough. My kid went off to join the navy; I know how you feel.

Complete stranger: I just feel so lonely without him, since my wife moved away. How'd your son do in the navy?

Me: Well, he started out straight, but after he got through basic training he was never the same...

Complete stranger: What happened to him?

Me: Well, you ever seen the movie 'In the Army Now'? Or 'Srgt. Bilco' or even 'Mchale's navy'?

Complete stranger: Yes, they were all very funny comedies.

Me: *Sobs into my drink* THEY WERE DOCUMENTARIES!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 02-05-2002 04:07:44 PM
I would be the waitress who flirts with all the customers but has such a fascination with knives, no one messes with her.

Who would be the old lady who dresses up in all her makeup and jewelry and sits at the bar every day waiting for her true love?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-05-2002 04:41:50 PM
I'd be the drunkard who sits alone and laughs for no reason among other things.

In otherwords, I'd be my normal self.

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 04:45:07 PM
I think I'd be the person who comes in every morning, orders the same thing, never talks to anyone unless spoken to, and finishes his meal in the exact same way, and, notably, at the exact same time.

Routines = fun

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Talonus
Loner
posted 02-05-2002 05:55:01 PM
I'd be the guy sitting in a booth alone drinking coffee, reading a newspaper, and never saying a word to another person, but also never seems to leave the place either.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-05-2002 06:01:53 PM
It'd be Innoruuk's House of Pancakes. It'd be the entire house. I'd talk too. I'd be friendly.

Ozius

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 10:13:44 PM
no oz, i see you as that guy who thinks hes a glass of orange juice, and everytime he sees a glass of oj, he runs out of the restraunt squeeming about his murdered brother
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-05-2002 11:50:46 PM
I'd probably be the waiter/aspiring writer of the joint, leaning on the wall while I wait for orders to come up while I scribble down ideas on my order pad and always getting my boss annoyed for being too much of a dreamer.

'Course, That's also the quiet guy who goes crazy and mauls someone...

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