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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-29-2002 04:35:18 PM
*grins and waits to tacklepounce Malk*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-29-2002 04:35:54 PM
<eats the trail!>
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 04:37:43 PM
<lays out a fresh trail of yummy cookies for Synny's trap> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-29-2002 04:39:15 PM
<eats the cookies!>

A man can get fat, hanging around here.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 04:42:16 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Robocop:
<eats the cookies!>

A man can get fat, hanging around here.

Ah-ha! <pounces out of hiding and lands on Snoota's back> The snack-burgler is none other than Snoota!!! <bonks Snoota on the noggin with a rolled up newspaper> Bad Snoota!! Bad!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Kennatsu
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posted 01-29-2002 04:44:12 PM
/me plants a fresh trail of Oreo Duos for Synny's trap...
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-29-2002 04:44:18 PM
Aiiieeeee!

<runs away, waving his arms wildly>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 01-29-2002 04:45:34 PM
now that snoota is incompacitated...

*eats the rolled up news paper... and the oreos*

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 04:48:53 PM
RAWR! <pounces on the Hamster Pimp, fluffing his fur all up!> ^.^ <lays a fresh cookies trail>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-29-2002 04:50:59 PM
looks at cookies

i would eat the imaginary cookies really..but i'm eating domino's pizza right now..

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

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Talonus
Loner
posted 01-29-2002 04:54:21 PM
*eats the Oreos*
MMmm... I get fed so well here stealing food put out for lurkers.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 04:57:21 PM
<rawrs and pounces on Talonus!> BAAAAAAAD Talonus! Those are for Synny's Seekrit Trap For Malks! NOOOOOO Eating the cookies!!! ^.^ Next person who does I turn into a wafer and feed to JooJoo
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-29-2002 05:00:22 PM
Tegadil leaps for the cookies ravenously.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 05:01:34 PM
<rawrs and wiggles her nose at Tegadil, casting Transform: Vanilla Wafer!> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-29-2002 05:03:05 PM
however i will eat the wafer

eats vanilla wafer

chickeney

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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-29-2002 05:11:37 PM
Thats no way to catch 'em..Ya gatta set the trap..and then sit back with a loaded tranquilizer gun. Cant go wrong with that.
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Malkavia
Pancake
posted 01-29-2002 05:17:33 PM
*listens from the shadows and then lays out a trail of cookies in a circle*



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Dantte Bloodangel
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-29-2002 05:20:55 PM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
however i will eat the wafer

eats vanilla wafer

chickeney

*tackles Mr. Duck and gets him in a headlock*

GIMMIE THAT WAFER!!!

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-29-2002 05:21:00 PM
*looks at the cookies with curiousity*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-29-2002 05:44:42 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*tackles Mr. Duck and gets him in a headlock*

GIMMIE THAT WAFER!!!


Wafer envy.

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-29-2002 05:58:25 PM
*walks over to the cirvcle of cookies and picks one up to munch it*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-29-2002 06:18:33 PM
*watches from his spot next to Malk*

was it necessary to lay a trap for your wife?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-29-2002 06:20:57 PM
*waits in hiding, ignoring the lurker food put out and waiting for the lurkers themselves....mmmmm...we shall dine well tonight.*
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-29-2002 06:22:52 PM
<pounces on Parce and slips a little cowboy party hat on his noggin> Yeee haw little prairie doggies! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-29-2002 06:25:04 PM
*quietly munches on the cowboy hat*
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Malkavia
Pancake
posted 01-29-2002 07:23:53 PM
I just like to see her eat. Women that eat are wonderful And yes, watching Synny from afar is like...well, you get the picture



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Dantte Bloodangel
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-29-2002 07:26:59 PM
yes.. yes I do!


HI MALK YOU CUTIEPIE!

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Malkavia
Pancake
posted 01-29-2002 07:31:14 PM
Too bad you were sick that night on Sat. I was thinking a Synny sandwich on the dancefloor would have been fun



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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-29-2002 09:13:46 PM
*blushes furiously*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-29-2002 09:15:43 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Robocop:
*tackles Mr. Duck and gets him in a headlock*

GIMMIE THAT WAFER!!!

its is currently going through my digestive system..wait till tomorrow

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-30-2002 01:37:15 AM
quote:
Malkavia had this to say about dark elf butts:
*listens from the shadows and then lays out a trail of cookies in a circle*

Bangs on the door repeatedly until there is an answer.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-30-2002 03:42:00 AM
*squeaks and hides!*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-30-2002 07:53:02 AM
...

*pounces Kat!* RAWR!


Having 2 classes cancelled at college can leave one bored...

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 01-30-2002 09:27:43 AM
Mmm... food.

*snatches some food*

What? I'm a semi-lurker... yeah, thats it...

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-01-2002 03:42:29 PM
*dances around* We got the beat.. we got the beat.. we got the beat.. YEAH.. WE GOT THE BEAT! *hops around nibbling her cookies!*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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