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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 12:02:51 AM

I got bored at work and drew this... me posing with one of my earlier Quad Barrelled shotguns...

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 01-28-2002 12:04:21 AM

That's a coke, right? We all know that he's drinking COKE.

COKE > ALL

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 12:06:30 AM

quote:
Black Mage had this to say about pies:
That's a coke, right? We all know that he's drinking COKE.
COKE > ALL

Actually that's a shotgun shell

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Black

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posted 01-28-2002 12:08:08 AM

quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Actually that's a shotgun shell

That, my friend, is a cup of coke. With a straw. The end.

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 12:09:37 AM

quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Robocop:
That, my friend, is a cup of coke. With a straw. The end.

/me loads the shotgun shells into his gun and fires at BlackMage at point blank range, blowing him up into smithereenies

[ 01-28-2002: Message edited by: Kennatsu ]

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 01-28-2002 12:10:45 AM

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kennatsu was all like:

/me loads the shotgun shells into his gun and fires at BlackMage at point blank range, blowing him up into smithereenies

*Gets splattered by coke*

Ack! There's no excuse to waste a good cup of coca-cola!

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So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Dave

)_(

posted 01-28-2002 01:16:37 AM

*wonders how kenn still has his arm after fireing that monster*

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Tristan

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Nae's Stooge

posted 01-28-2002 01:19:49 AM

You do realize that the recoil on that thing is going to be like getting hit by an 18 wheeler going 90?

Just checking.

Veni, vidi, vici

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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 01:21:26 AM

Hehehe... I've been blasted through walls when firing this thing. Remember this is one of my EARLIER Quad Barrelled shotguns. The newer ones I'm using don't recoil as much.

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Comrade Snoota

Communist
Da, Tovarisch!

posted 01-28-2002 01:22:28 AM

quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Captain Planet:
My gun is bigger than your gun!!!

Oh yeah? Well..

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

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Tristan

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posted 01-28-2002 01:25:34 AM

Kenn, I'm assumeing that your ignoring the fact that your bones would more or less shatter when you fired that monster, so instead of "being blasted through walls", you would "splatter on said wall like so much chunky salsa"?

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Dave

)_(

posted 01-28-2002 01:28:20 AM

A 2 by 4 going at 80 miles will go through a brick wall. I think the same thing would happen to ken.

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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 01:30:46 AM

Hehe... true.. but if that were the case why am I still around?

Don't think I fire this thing without any safeguards

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indegloriafeestbeest

Not Smart

posted 01-28-2002 02:07:49 AM

well if this picture isn't a fetish for fallic symbols i don't know what is......

you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....

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Dymus Arindelil

I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.

posted 01-28-2002 04:33:14 AM

yeah well...Deth's WarGolem is bigger than your WarGolem.

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I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 01-28-2002 09:32:34 AM

Someone's been listening to "Bulls on Parade"?

Rage joke. Do not adjust your set.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Kennatsu

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posted 01-28-2002 12:05:46 PM

quote:
indegloriafeestbeest stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
well if this picture isn't a fetish for fallic symbols i don't know what is......

hehehehe.....

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Soldar

I'll take two of anything, please. To go.

posted 01-28-2002 12:15:12 PM

Reminds me of Futurama... but bowel movements instead...

"Listen, this will be one hell of a bowel movement, so he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

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Led

*kaboom*

posted 01-28-2002 03:08:59 PM

Just a pic I was working on drawing in photoshop a few weeks ago. Never got around to finishing it

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Pavarin

Pancake

posted 01-28-2002 03:37:50 PM

Im assuming thats either a Grenade or a futuristic can of moutain dew in her left hand.

I just wish I could draw and had a way of getting stuff uploaded so I could join in...

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 01-28-2002 04:31:27 PM

I'm guessing by the pin that's been flipped over her left hand that it's a live grenade.

er...great artwork, Suchii...er....eh...uhm....

LIVE GRENADE!

*dives into a bunker and closes the door*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Pavarin

Pancake

posted 01-28-2002 05:20:28 PM

Could be a Ring pull...

is suddenly aware of a tiny hissing sound*

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Hides behind Ja'Deth's Wargolem that he forgot to take into the bunker with him*

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