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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-27-2002 07:05:22 PM
Ferrel's Thought Required Question!

If you could have a minor wish, what would it be and why?

What is a minor wish? Something trivial that would be okay but would not majorly benefit you in any way.

Examples are.
I'd like a tail.
I'd like to be able to change my eye color.

or something minorly benefitting. Like:
Anytime I want a soda, the machine gives me one. However, not like: The machine will give me enough soda's to open a store and sell them.

Discuss!

Ferrel!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-27-2002 07:06:59 PM
I would like to be able to survive without sleep. Sleep severely cuts into my 'gaming' and 'working' time to make things difficult. Without sleep I would have much more time spent playing games and/or doing overtime for muneys to spend on more games.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-27-2002 07:09:46 PM
I wish I would be able to get up right away without thinking about the day or feeling sleepy, just getting right up and being cheery
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-27-2002 07:10:54 PM
I'd like to have better speaking abilities.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-27-2002 07:45:18 PM
The same as Khyron, most likely...

The Human race might have been decades ahead of where we are right now if we didn't have to sleep,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-27-2002 07:51:36 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about dark elf butts:
The Human race might have been decades ahead of where we are right now if we didn't have to sleep,
If nobody needed sleep, we would have 16 hour workdays, and people on the average would be even more dissatisfied with their lives than they are in today's society. Pay would be less on a per-hour basis, since everyone would be expected to work to the extent of their abilities for what society is willing to compensate them.

However, on an individual basis, I agree. I would also like the ability to go without sleep indefinitely, and still function effectively.

A brief something to note: In order to go without sleep naturally, a being would need to eat more, and have a faster rate of natural healing and energy recovery. Nothing drastic, mind you, as there are some animals that need very little sleep compared to us. But that's a side-effect of not sleeping; you need to eat more to continue functioning.

[ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 01-27-2002 07:55:49 PM
Be able to get a b+ in math, no matter what. If I could just get that much in math, I'd be able to calm down, however as the case is, math isn't a subject I can handle well.

Ozius

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-27-2002 07:56:57 PM
Another nice wish to have would be the ability to understand people. Not to read minds, just to understand what they want, and how to get along with them more easily.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 01-27-2002 07:57:49 PM
I wanna be an elf.
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-27-2002 07:59:27 PM
Okay, I think I'll add this too. Ozius's post reminded me of it.

I would like to be fluent in speaking, reading, and understanding Spanish and/or Hebrew. These are two languages I would find useful, and while I have never had difficulty with math or science, the languages of other nations always seem to fall outside the boundaries of my understanding.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-27-2002 07:59:59 PM
I wanna be able to make people's heads explode with the power of my mind.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-27-2002 08:01:19 PM
I would just like a nice little lucky streak.

You know, having that one girl say "yes", getting that one question right when I guess on it, be the 1,000th customer to call in and win the prize...

I think that would be useful.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-27-2002 08:03:17 PM
I would like to wake up each morning and have twenty dollars in the currency of whatever country I am living in to be on my face. This is not enough to live or pay the rent off of, mind you, just enough to get a decent brekfast and lunch in.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 01-27-2002 08:07:05 PM
I'd like to overcome my laziness. It's a nuisance.
Malbi
posted 01-27-2002 08:09:33 PM
I would wish to find love.
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-27-2002 08:10:30 PM
I wish I was an Ogre, with full Ogre-sized combat gear (Including camo!), an Ogre-sized bastard sword, and an Ogre-sized army rifle. Then, I'd join the military, and kick serious ass.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-27-2002 08:15:57 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say:
I'd like to overcome my laziness. It's a nuisance.

Ditto here.

Folx
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 08:18:32 PM
Have the whole system of how things work at my school actually WORK! No, wait... it can't be anything too drastic...

Actually, I'd like to be able to fully understand how others think. It would be VERY interesting, and would probably let me understand why people do the stupid things they do. It might even help me steer someone away from doing stupid things. (And possibly enable me to get the girl a want j/k)

If you really think about it, why DO some people even think of doing some of the things that they do? Have you ever satr down and thought about it? Why does one do drugs? I understand that some of them make you feel better or get a 'buzz' or whatever, but why the heck would someone do them, knowing how badly thier body can get screwed up? I guess ignorance is even more common than I thought... or maybe these people don't care. I've had enough of my family get screwed up by drugs to know NOT to ever use misuse or abuse them. What I don't understand is really why some people that I'm sure know about this stuff (due to them being my age and having gone through the same school system, which requires the education of this kind of stuff) do it anyway... I guess they don't think ahead... not chess players, I can definitely say...

Speaking of not thinking ahead, that seems to be an even broader problem than drug misuse/abuse. I know a bunch of people my age who plan to drop out of school and work at McDonalds or whatever random place that takes no further skills than saying, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order? You want fries with that?" Some that I know aren't planning that, but proably will end up doing that anyway. Thjey don't seem to want to take advantage of the fact that they get FREE EDUCATION! They disrupt class, don't pay attention, etc. It seems like they don't care that even though you won't directly be using all of this, the skills and thought processes used to figure out what x is in 2x+7=20 will be needed. It's not always what you learn, but the skills and processes of thought that you will. Not to mention that teachers can often give you a small pearl of wisdom that can't be found in books. Whether you accept this pearl, get it shoved down your throat, or reject it completely is entirely your choice.

*end rant, for now...*

Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
Folx
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 08:22:58 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ford Prefect was all like:
Another nice wish to have would be the ability to understand people. Not to read minds, just to understand what they want, and how to get along with them more easily.

... Hey! You posted while I was typing!

(I kind of took a while to post...)

Nah, no hard feelings. Funny, how we posted the same thing, though my reasons were different (and led to a rant), though your reasoning's great, actually.

Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-27-2002 08:23:58 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Cuba:
I wish I was an Ogre, with full Ogre-sized combat gear (Including camo!), an Ogre-sized bastard sword, and an Ogre-sized army rifle. Then, I'd join the military, and kick serious ass.

*pictures an ogre running at an enemy, screaming and brandishing a bastard sword only to be shot to death a la Indiana Jones*

I'd imagine a half-elf or something would make an ideal modern infantryman. But that's just an unedjucated guess.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Folx
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 08:27:22 PM
A high elf, with all of thier intellegence, would be good for developing the technology (or dark elves, for some especially cruel and destructive miliotary tech). Iksar, with thier hard skin, great strength, and great agility would make excellent infantrymen.
Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-27-2002 08:29:32 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*pictures an ogre running at an enemy, screaming and brandishing a bastard sword only to be shot to death a la Indiana Jones*

That's what the rifle would be for. If they were too far away, I'd just shoot them. Male soldiers would be shot in the groin.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-27-2002 08:35:32 PM
I wish I no longer needed sleep to function, but could still go to sleep if I so desired
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-27-2002 08:35:53 PM
Alot of these are very good.

My wish was to not have to sleep. However, is that minor? If sleep wasnt necessary, you couldnt get tired physically. You could do the work of two people and benefit massively. However, its a great wish.

Also, the just not being groggy is a good one.

Sol's 20$ a day is also good. That isnt a very big bit of money but enough to keep you fed.

So far so good!

Ferrel!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-27-2002 08:36:48 PM
Work sucks. Sleep time should be spent GAMING.
Peter
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 08:36:55 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I wish I was an Ogre, with full Ogre-sized combat gear (Including camo!), an Ogre-sized bastard sword, and an Ogre-sized army rifle. Then, I'd join the military, and kick serious ass.

If you had the rifle why the hell would you need a sword?.. O wait I forgot you all ready Have that Orge-Sized brain.

nem-x
posted 01-27-2002 08:38:02 PM
The ability to remember things you study for. I seem to forget those formulaes and what not each time a test come around, even if I studied.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-27-2002 08:39:48 PM
quote:
Pyscho_Pike had this to say about Pirotess:
If you had the rifle why the hell would you need a sword?.. O wait I forgot you all ready Have that Orge-Sized brain.

Close combat.

What would be more ammo-efficient in a very close melee situation, blowing someone's head off with a rifle round, or decapitating them with the sword and saving the rifle round for that damn sniper in the tower?

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-27-2002 09:06:40 PM
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-27-2002 09:55:37 PM
A RL remote control that works on anyone

*hits the mute button then the pause button*

that and being physically "fit" and staying that way without working out like a madman and eating shitty food i dont like (health foo is crap sorry)

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-27-2002 09:59:32 PM
Insta teleportation baby! to places I have already been to

[ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: De lid g am ond ]

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-27-2002 09:59:42 PM
Flight.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 10:15:15 PM
Empathy for me I think.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-27-2002 10:32:54 PM
I'd like to be able to do nothing and get away with it.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 11:24:27 PM
I, like Folx and the like, would wish for understanding of people. But not just any people. Women.

I'd like to know what they think. Why they think it. Weather or not I should wear less aftershave. If they think my hair looks good down, or back. What they want from a relationship. What they want from sex. Especially from sex.

I want to be able to give every woman that I go out with the most pure form of pleasure that one can recieve.

Hrm. That might be like fifteen major wishes all strung together, but thats ok.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-27-2002 11:33:24 PM
I would say the no sleep thing is a major wish, not a minor one.

So I'm gonna have to eather go with photographic memory, or never getting sick.

Veni, vidi, vici
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-28-2002 12:01:37 AM
Clarity of thought, at ALL times.

No matter how tired, or stressed I may be.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-28-2002 01:37:30 AM
I want to be alive, an adult, and have a computer in front of me hooked into the internet.. and a copy of EQ too
Peter
Pancake
posted 01-28-2002 06:16:06 AM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Close combat.

What would be more ammo-efficient in a very close melee situation, blowing someone's head off with a rifle round, or decapitating them with the sword and saving the rifle round for that damn sniper in the tower?


If that was the case, don't you think you would see more Soldiers with swords? Ammo efficenty is being able to hit your target, You know the marine sniper motto "one shot, One kill" if your woried about ammo, carry more.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-28-2002 06:45:52 AM
I would wish for UBT to be home with me, safe and sound, far away from all the bad guys.
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