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Topic: My butt is bigger than YOUR butt!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-27-2002 10:39:48 AM
Actually, no. I suffer from Diminished Gluteal Syndrome(DGS). I have no ass.

Do YOU?

EDIT: It's funnier this way HA HA HA

[ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-27-2002 10:41:09 AM
Azakias glances over her shoulder.

Not too big, but not too small either. Just about right, I'd say.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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TitusLycusMaximius
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 11:00:17 AM
(_|_) huh.. huh... doood.
-Its only in the deep mind can you find the reason to dwindle upon hope in whatever desire you may wish for. Be careful for the mind also holds the darkness to your own wishes and in those dark pits sits a convincing soul.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-27-2002 11:02:47 AM

You all should have been expecting that

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-27-2002 11:52:45 AM
my wife has a ghetto booty

and i LOOVE it

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-27-2002 11:59:11 AM
When I gain weight, it goes to my rear... So some times of the year I have no arse, and other parts of the year I have a little one.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-27-2002 12:01:45 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Duck Tales:
When I gain weight, it goes to my rear... So some times of the year I have no arse, and other parts of the year I have a little one.
Modest?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-27-2002 12:15:51 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Duck Tales:
[QUOTE]Lashanna had this to say about Duck Tales:
[qb]When I gain weight, it goes to my rear... So some times of the year I have no arse, and other parts of the year I have a little one.
Modest? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Well, I'd like a balanced figure, and I dun have one, so...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 01-27-2002 12:21:25 PM
Kanid suffers from BBS
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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