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Topic: Harvey the mouse must die
Espio Idsavant
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posted 01-26-2002 09:54:15 AM
Funny link I saw on another board.
http://www.stupidinternet.org/mouse.html

If you think killing mice is evil, then dont click.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-26-2002 09:58:59 AM
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-26-2002 10:07:50 AM
Harvey the Mouse Must Die!
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Pancake
posted 01-26-2002 10:08:48 AM
*sniff*... it's funny, but I wish the guy hadn't put up pictures of the dead ones. ;_;
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-26-2002 10:10:05 AM
Hmmm, a pow camp for mice. Must put that in my to do and forget about it list.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-26-2002 10:13:15 AM
*Coughs impatiently*

WHY MUST HE SLAUGHTER THE INNOCENT MICE!?! Their just trying to take back the land you stole from them!!! One day, when the mice/rats revolt, he'll pay for your murders...

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-26-2002 10:22:35 AM
a_mouse_01 says "You've ruined your own land human, you'll not ruin mine!"

That was sad and funny at the same time. Sad that he has to slaughter poor little mice, and funny the way he wrote it like a soldier's journal :P

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ZaÂ’afiel
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posted 01-26-2002 10:25:49 AM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about dark elf butts:
*Coughs impatiently*

WHY MUST HE SLAUGHTER THE INNOCENT MICE!?! Their just trying to take back the land you stole from them!!! One day, when the mice/rats revolt, he'll pay for your murders...


you forgot the wrath of the hamster pimps...

no more (_|_) for anyone

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-26-2002 10:26:08 AM
funny thing is my cat left an eviscerated sparrow on the back porch this moring :/
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Darius!
Pancake
posted 01-26-2002 12:09:11 PM
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-26-2002 12:13:38 PM
That's 'orrible... having a humane mousetrap and releasing them elsewhere is bad because...?

Ok, so im not an annoying animal rights protesting Vegetarian anymore but still that's not the nicest thing to post on the internet.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-26-2002 12:15:57 PM
quote:
Leck thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
That's 'orrible... having a humane mousetrap and releasing them elsewhere is bad because...?

Ok, so im not an annoying animal rights protesting Vegetarian anymore but still that's not the nicest thing to post on the internet.


I've seen far worse things to do to mice on the internet.

Maradon!
posted 01-26-2002 12:41:04 PM
quote:
Leck had this to say about dark elf butts:
having a humane mousetrap and releasing them elsewhere is bad because...?

Because mice have a nasty habit of spreading diseases (boubonic plague anyone?) and they breed like rabbits on crystal meth in fast foreward.

Peter
Pancake
posted 01-26-2002 01:27:02 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Leck wrote:
That's 'orrible... having a humane mousetrap and releasing them elsewhere is bad because...?

Ok, so im not an annoying animal rights protesting Vegetarian anymore but still that's not the nicest thing to post on the internet.



Becuse Releasing them does one of two things normaly:

1. Make them come back with a chance of gaining more parsites/diseases

2. They end up going to someone elses house.

also Most Mice that live in house, well know only how to live in a house, Putting them out in the wild could me a slow death to them.

Hmm i wonder if they told him to keep the cat on a lean diet if he wants it to catch mice--though personally I have seen cats kill mice, and traps are much more humane then them.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-26-2002 02:50:17 PM
ok you made your point... grr

just dont show me dead mice... It just shows how many of the little buggers don't take special stunt training like myself!

Crazymouse > j00!

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-26-2002 02:52:02 PM
*Comforts Leck and Anklebitur.*

It's ok, our time will come...

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-26-2002 02:57:30 PM
lots of the time mice come into homes to get out of the cold and find food

cause why?

THERE IS TOO MANY
Kinda like Deer WAY too many of them

besides my cats need live playthings once in a while

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