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Topic: I now know why Houston is the fattest city in America
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-24-2002 07:41:51 PM
Earlier tonight I got the normal case of the munchies and decided to set out for some fast food. Now in Houston in mostt cases, you can go outside your office building and food is pretty much readily available. We even have a tunnel system under the city full of resturants. Well, after walking some 20+ city blocks, I found no food at all here in Dallas. NONE! All I wanted was some damn fast food and couldnt find it. Hell, if I'd had found a Chili's or a Friday's or something along those lines, I'd have gone in even though I wasnt in the mood for "sit-down and wait" dining. I passed 1 McDs and 2 Subways..... both closed at 6. WTF are you trying to tell me an either city eats dinner before 6?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am a Houstonian. Houstonians love food, we DEMAND food be close and quickly available. I have not found this here. Pesco is angry.....

Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 01-24-2002 07:50:07 PM
Things in Baltimore are very similar to houston, food readilly available, usually till like 9-10, and some places (wendys, Tacobell) are open till like, 4AM. It's great.
Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-24-2002 08:17:21 PM
What ghetto part of town are you in?
Merp
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-24-2002 08:19:11 PM
quote:
Mattimeo had this to say about Captain Planet:
Things in Baltimore are very similar to houston, food readilly available, usually till like 9-10, and some places (wendys, Tacobell) are open till like, 4AM. It's great.

I lived near there not too long ago. Just a bit south, in Crofton.

Nice place, Crofton.

I liked Annapolis better than Baltimore, though.

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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 01-24-2002 08:20:31 PM
Word, yo. 24 hour food places are awesome. I praise Whataburger for their efforts!

-Tok

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 01-24-2002 08:24:48 PM
Yes, and I'm moving the healthiest town in the US. How the hell will I find something that is edible?
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-24-2002 08:32:11 PM
We're not so heavily populated with food around here, but things are still pretty good. Main streets have food every few blocks, and on semi-important streets you might walk 10-15 blocks for someplace to eat. Nothing on minor streets, since they're predominantly houses. And places are open to somewhere between 8PM and 2AM.

In Manhattan, it's different. About one in four buildings in downtown or midtown Manhattan have at least one eatery on the ground floor. Uptown, where the buildings are less than 40 stories, you might walk two or three blocks to find someplace to eat. But that's about it. After all, they never have a shortage of customers

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posted 01-24-2002 08:34:23 PM
...I might have to go to Mr T's Coffee Shop again tonight.
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Gydyon
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posted 01-24-2002 08:43:14 PM
I was in the Adam's Mark in Dallas in November -- that is SO true. I wandered for half an hour looking for a freakin' bagel.

What's the deal?

EDIT: yes, I know there is a bagel place in the hotel. But the line was out the door.

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Stormhaven
Pancake
posted 01-24-2002 09:18:43 PM
Yes, but too bad Houston is considered the armpit of Texas, even by Texans. It's kind of like New Jersey to New Yorkers.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-24-2002 09:31:05 PM
Well pfft.... I talked to the Vallet parking dude about where to get food. He said I'd have to hop a train to the other side of town. OMG WTF... These people need to learn how to eat. I am SO going straight to hili's when I get back to Houston

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: Pesco ]

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 01-24-2002 10:13:32 PM
quote:
Pesco impressed everyone with:
Well pfft.... I talked to the Vallet parking dude about where to get food. He said I'd have to hop a train to the other side of town. OMG WTF... These people need to learn how to eat. I am SO going straight to hili's when I get back to Houston

Dude, you're so taking me with you. I want ribs!

-Tok

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-24-2002 10:31:00 PM
Dallas sucks for food. Now the SUBURBS..well..that's a whole nother story
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-24-2002 10:46:21 PM
Wow. I think you have found you calling, Pesco. Make a soul food kitchen with Toktuk so that you can teach those people the glory of midnight heart stopping snacks.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-24-2002 11:07:56 PM
quote:
Toktuk had this to say about pies:
Word, yo. 24 hour food places are awesome. I praise Whataburger for their efforts!

-Tok


Whataburger..I miss whataburger..quality fast food. Texas style

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-25-2002 12:09:30 AM
Wendy's is open til midnight here. Toxic Hell is open 24 hours. Praise be to Wendy's and Toxic Hell for feeding the late night people.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-25-2002 12:59:55 AM
In defence of Dallas, you're in a shit area.

Downtown Dallas, unless you're in a building connected to the Catacombs, has jack for food. There was one building I worked in down there (when I did time at Internet America) that had a pretty kickass little italian place across the street, but they closed at like 6 or so. If we wanted anything after the sun went down we either sent someone for it (there was one guy we gave the e-mail address of would.you.like.fries.with.that@airmail.net to.. regular runs to Miami Subs) or we ordered pizza.

Now, out in North BFE Dallas where I am, there's 3 subways, a McHell, Toxic Hell, KFC, Burger Street, Wendy's, 2 Jack in the Boxes, Toxic Bueno, Arbys, 4 or 5 pizza delivery places (Pizza Hut, Dominoes, and Papa John's) as well as a few 'speciality delivery' places.

This is in addition to the resturaunts on the edges of the Tollway.

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Stormhaven
Pancake
posted 01-25-2002 01:02:38 AM
You forgot the Taco Cabana runs at IA.
There was also the random whataburger run - depending on exactly what time you were going. I think Miami Subs closed by 3am.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-25-2002 01:12:30 AM
I ignored the Taco Cabana runs. I don't really like their food.

The Spasso deliveries were always good though. Gator Pizza... hehehe

And of course the cursed coke machines in the break room. 4 coke machines, 8 slots each. Each machine was 4 slots of MtDew and 4 slots of "Other Crap". Basically 2 whole machines dedicated to MtDew. And you never heard anyone so pissed as when one of thoes machines ran empty on Dew....

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-25-2002 03:13:22 AM
Locate the nearest college. Unless there's some weird ass ordinance, all sorts of places will be open around colleges at all hours. That's what I love about my town. if I want a pizza or a taco or a burger at 3am, I can put on some clothes and go out for my artery-clogger of choice.
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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 01-25-2002 04:36:12 AM
quote:
Stormhaven had this to say about Tron:
You forgot the Taco Cabana runs at IA.
There was also the random whataburger run - depending on exactly what time you were going. I think Miami Subs closed by 3am.

Taco Cabana is EVIL!

Never trust a pink burrito. NEVER.

And as for reccomended Texas Fodd..

Butcher Boys, in Nac. Even from Houston it's worth the drive.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 01-25-2002 05:27:17 AM
quote:
Talorynn had this to say about Pirotess:
Butcher Boys, in Nac. Even from Houston it's worth the drive.

I prefer Daddy Sam's BBQ & 24 Hour Bail Bonds in Carthage.

-Tok

Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-25-2002 06:11:14 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael!
Locate the nearest college. Unless there's some weird ass ordinance, all sorts of places will be open around colleges at all hours. That's what I love about my town. if I want a pizza or a taco or a burger at 3am, I can put on some clothes and go out for my artery-clogger of choice.

Hrm...he's in downtown, so it'll be a bit of a trip to SMU.

Yeah...my house is r33t in location to food stuff, we're right where the high dollar stuff meets the cheapo SMU stuff.

Merp
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 01-25-2002 12:42:44 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Toktuk wrote:
I prefer Daddy Sam's BBQ & 24 Hour Bail Bonds in Carthage.

-Tok


Never been there. Sounds both confusing, and frightening..

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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Pancake
posted 01-25-2002 12:46:35 PM
I'm just a lazy bastard and ordered in from Jason's Deli today...

Overstuffed Baked Potato and 2 Meatball Sandwiches.

Damned $15 pre-tax minimums.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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