*click! Bzzzt!*
A bunch of little gangly brightly-colored kids running around appears on the screen.
Background Music: Go Go Fazumzen Rangeeeeers!
Red Faz: Oh no! A monster is attacking the city!
Blue Faz: We must use our martial arts to defeat it!
Black Faz: Yes, that is a good plan!
Yellow Faz: But first, we must tell it that AO sucks!
Pink Faz: You know...I never really noticed how slimming this color is on me.
*Click! Bzzzt!*
Welcome to...EverCrest's Court.
Judge Karnaj: Alright, defense, you may proceed.
Defendant Delphi: Your honor, I say I am innocent of the crime!
Judge Karnaj: Then how exactly do you explain you holding the evidence at the scene of the crime and dancing around naked on the lawn singing: "I did it! I fully confess to the criiiiiime!"
Defendant Delphi: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME?!
*Click! Bzzzt!*
Welcome to EC...Emergency Crest.
Nurse Kloie: Dr. Deth, this man is direly ill.
Malbi: I don't see why I'm here. I feel just fine!
Dr. Deth: He's delirious! We'll have to operate! Nurse Kloie, get my lobotomy kit!
Malbi: WTF?! But I don't even have a head!
Dr. Deth: That's never stopped me before!
*Click! Bzzzt!*
And now it's time for the good, wholesome entertainment of the fifties...it's time for "Cadga Knows Best"
A young girl in a beanie approaches a simian in a smoking jacket and slippers, smoking a pipe and reading the newspaper on the chair.
Synjari: Cadga! Cadga! There's a big mean bully at school that always takes my Lunch Money!
Cadga: THERE IS?!
Synjari: What should I do?
Cadga: Well, Synjari...some people will tell you that violence isn't the answer. But I say...KILL HIM! KILL HIM AND EET HIS BRAINZ!
Producer: Shit! He's gone off the deep end again! GET THE TRANQS!
Cadga: I TOLD YOU CREME PUFFS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AND THEY DID!
*Click! Bzzzt!*
Gentle, soothing lullabye music begins to play.
Welcome kids, and now it's time for...Ozi the Dinosaur.
A big purple dinosaur wearing a wizard's hat sits before a bunch of kids.
Ozi: Alrighty, kiddies! What would you like to do today?
Kids: Tell us a story, Ozi!
Ozi: Okay, kiddies! This is the story of the man who fell in love with a woman that eventually cheated on him, cut off his testicles and juggled with them before his own eyes, then stole all his money and flew away to Rio with her young lover: Raoul!
Kids: Uhhhh...
*Click! Bzzzt!*
And now it's time for Late Night with Mortious Shadowstalker! And here's your host.....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTYYYYYYYYY!
Mortious: Welcome back, everyone! Tonight's guest is a very famous object! Let's give a hand for...an Inanimate Moogle Plush Doll!
*applause*
Mortious: Alright now, IMPD, why don't you tell us all about your latest film?
Inanimate Moogle Plush Doll just sits there.
Mortious: Really? You don't say! HAW HAW HAW HAW! That's hysterical! Oh...oh my! Well, I'll be! We'll be right back, folks, after these messages from Mrs. Lazzy's Homemade Fish Sticks!
*Click! Bzzzt!*
And now...EC network news!
KaLourin: A very small riot ensued today as Falaanla Marr protested the government's plan to introduce a plan for n00bs to get accustomed to EC called: "Project: Soylent Green". Let's cut to the footage.
Falaanla: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
KaLourin: On a lighter note, wedding bells are ringing in EC as Snoota and Delidgamond finally tie the knot! Let's cut to the-
*Click! Bzzt! Man turns off TV and walks away, profoundly disturbed.*
That was good. I laughed. I cried. I karnajed in my pants.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
BUMPITY
*looks for Malbi to finish that lobotomy/sex change*
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He dares to cut out my baby "Everyone loves Freschel" I'll teach him with a Very special E.L.F.; Mr Parcelin goes BOOM! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW WHO DONE THE DEED! HA HA HA HA MEOW MEOW ME... Hey why am I a kitty with a strong urg to sing? 
Parce pulls it off again 
Fal
Keep up the good work my pint-sized rodent friend!
Ozius
Hm? Hey! Cool! I woke up in EC this time!
*Looks at the thread above him*
*nearly dies laughing*
OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
quote:
Folx impressed everyone with:
*Wakes up*Hm? Hey! Cool! I woke up in EC this time!
*Looks at the thread above him*
*nearly dies laughing*
OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
Wow! And here I thought youpo'd died and gone to...uh...RPG World World...
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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That or a japanese monster movie [ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]
God Damn that was FUNNY!!!
*LOL*
I'd like, hit things with sledgehammers and show people how to nail boards in place with a nailgun from 50 ft away.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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