I swear, not only should it be legal to kill these people, but commendable as well.
Scalded breasts? Haha, try catching a PENCIL with your EYEBALL hun! 
btw, yes I stole this link from Drysart's fark.com setup on the main page 
frankly if i saw her i would laugh at her stupdity
WHAT MORON doesn check the lids anyway?? i ALWAYS do
people suing other people for their own stupidity 
its like suing a gun company if you shoot yourself
they don't ever get that hot... >.<
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Optimus Prime:
WHAT MORON doesn check the lids anyway?? i ALWAYS do
No no, even if she's too stupid to check the lid, pouring the cup's ENTIRE CONTENTS down the front of you !without stopping! is an act of pure and utter lunacy.
It's blatantly obvious that it's a money making scam.
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Lenlalron impressed everyone with:
I guess the school wants us to be ignorant?
Free media is one of the greatest threats to a totalitarianistic dictatorship (ie. public schools)
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Originally posted by Aanile:
.... how the hell do you get 2nd degree burns from a pickle?????
It's...it's....Nuclear Pickle!!! [ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Maradön? ]
this seems to fit in with this thread for some odd reason
come on!
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Check out the big brain on Kermitov!
if she had burned her mouth instead would she sue for that??
Oh she couldn't, ever since that other shit-nugget managed to con a judge into awarding her $500,000 for being stupid enough to spill coffee in her lap, they clearly print "careful! it's hot you stupid bitch!" on all thier hot beverage containers.
Well not in so many words, but you know they were thinking it.
My god, has evolution just pulled an entire 180 or something?
She doesn't realize that McDonald's food does do that to EVERYBODY! 
FREE MONEY TIME!
Down here, in Maryland, drinks are free-refills and come from fountains/coffeecontainerthingiesthataremetalandhot.
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Maradön? had this to say about Cuba:
, try catching a PENCIL with your EYEBALL hun!
Hey man were there ever any long term problems with that. I know at one time there was some concern about lasting damage.
Everything cool with it?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azizza was all like:
Also note in the story she had some salve so there is miraculously(sp) no marks from the burns at all. What Bullshit. If the burns were as bad as she said there is no way they would leave NO marks at all.
You would be surprised how often there are miraculous salves for injured people.
SO glad I don't do PI law....
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Being the genius that I am, I realize that IT IS MY OWN FREAKING FAULT, and don't sue Domino's
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Densetsu had this to say about Tron:
Being the genius that I am, I realize that IT IS MY OWN FREAKING FAULT, and don't sue Domino's
YUO AER SMART!!1!11
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Sentences you never expect to hear:
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Contending the pickle was defective and unreasonably dangerous to the customer
[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Majox ]
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Majox had this to say about Cuba:
In order to prevent any further lawsuits McDonalds should change the name to "REALLY HOT Chocolate that might burn you a lot, but only if you are dumb." Or they should make lids that not only can you not remove, but you also can't drink out of them, thus preventing any of the hot liquid from escaping. Then it can't burn anyone.
Good call =p
So far, 5% have voted for Yes, McDonald's is liable
So far, 82% have voted for No, the woman is responsible
So far, 7% have voted for McDonald's is responsible but the court's time should not be spent on the matter
So far, 6% have voted for Don't Care
(nods)
[/CENTRE]
It is not MY fault that YOU are an IDIOT. You are a dipshit, a neanderthal, a MORON. So you spilled some fucking hot chocolate on your brand new t-shirt. GUESS WHAT. IT IS HOT CHOCOLATE. IT MIGHT, PERCHANCE, BE A LITTLE HOT. I don't know what kind of miracle formula or salve that you used, but if the burns were SO BAD that you felt you had to sue, some MIRACLE SALVE would probably do little to comfort you.
You claim the lid "flew off" and the entire contents "spewed out". I THINK PERHAPS THAT BOTH THE LID AND THE HOT CHOCOLATE WERE MAKING A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET AWAY FROM YOU, FOR THE LACK OF BRAIN CELLS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WAS CHOKING AND STARVING THEM OF LIFE.
Yes. They only wanted to live. You killed them. YOU should be sued! MURDERER!
xoxo,
A Poser/Wannabe Disgruntled McDonald's Employee
yes, i wrote that. XD [ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]
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Cassandra impressed everyone with:
(rolls her eyes)So far, 5% have voted for Yes, McDonald's is liable
So far, 82% have voted for No, the woman is responsible
So far, 7% have voted for McDonald's is responsible but the court's time should not be spent on the matter
So far, 6% have voted for Don't Care(nods)
ROFL well.. atleast we know that... 12% of the voters are as dumb as this lady...
quote:Somehow I doubt she's a professional lawyer
Corbin, who is representing herself, wrote in a statement of claim.
They told us that some time last March I think it was, a lady pulled a glass of wine off the shelf, and threw it at the floor, shattering it to thousands of pieces. She took a few steps back, then ran full speed at the spill, slipping and falling.
Unlucky for her, she didn't land on any glass shards, and we had the whole thing on tape. I believe it never went to trial after the security guys showed her the tape of the "incident."
Sadly they were unable to show the tape to us for some form of legal reasons. 
I bet it would of been funny to see.
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Maradön? had this to say about Duck Tales:
btw, yes I stole this link from Drysart's fark.com setup on the main page
woot!
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Maradön? wrote this stupid crap:
btw, yes I stole this link from Drysart's fark.com setup on the main page
There's a main page to this site? Ohh yeah!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
She wanted us to pay for it because apparently the wall just came out of nowhere.
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Azizza had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hey man were there ever any long term problems with that. I know at one time there was some concern about lasting damage.
Everything cool with it?
I had to go back to the doctor a couple months ago because the puncture had healed strangely, but aside from that none at all 
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Maradön? had this to say about (_|_):
I had to go back to the doctor a couple months ago because the puncture had healed strangely, but aside from that none at all
Good to hear man.
