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Topic: I wanna be someone's pet.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-14-2002 01:52:51 AM
Who wants me to be their pet!

Ill pick from the people that volunteer of course! *grin*

Fal

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-14-2002 01:54:17 AM
I'd have to give that a vehement.. no.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 04:18:16 AM
I guess I'm Grey Kitty's pet, so I don't think that I can have one...
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-14-2002 04:25:21 AM
How about my Imperial Magician?
Ferrel!
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-14-2002 05:00:59 AM
I volunteer, but I'm already a pet. :P So, if you don't mind being 3rd on the scale...
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-14-2002 05:53:36 AM
Summon a pet and be it's pet. You'll confuse the hell out of it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Jraik Doomshadow
The Furry Iksar
posted 01-14-2002 06:18:14 AM
You can be my pet, Fal. I'll put you in my pocket to keep you warm, and slip you a skittle every so often.
There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow
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Jared D'Faybane
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 06:51:07 AM
I would offer, but I played a wizard because my pet handling sucks,

You would hate me... I'd abandon you and run for the zone while you simply utter "taunting attack master" and then, I'd zone back in later and cradle your lifeless remains which were always lifeless in my arms and curse the heavens for making me Fortune's fool while also screaming your name in agony...
Jobaber...

...Woah, flashback there...

"The only thing we know for sure is that we don't know anything for sure."
"He made a fatal mistake. He tried to interfere with my destiny. You can't interfere with destiny, that's what makes it destiny. If you try, you'll just suffer"
-Tracy Flick

AIM: Harlequin Paradox

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Jared D'Faybane
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 06:53:07 AM
quote:
Jraik Doomshadow had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You can be my pet, Fal. I'll put you in my pocket to keep you warm, and slip you a skittle every so often.

Dana Carvey... on kids?

"The only thing we know for sure is that we don't know anything for sure."
"He made a fatal mistake. He tried to interfere with my destiny. You can't interfere with destiny, that's what makes it destiny. If you try, you'll just suffer"
-Tracy Flick

AIM: Harlequin Paradox

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-14-2002 08:37:36 AM
Sure, you can be my pet.
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Malbi
posted 01-14-2002 08:41:33 AM
I would love for you to be my pet we could go for nice walks and I could enlarge you to gigantic size on occasion to destroy small cities
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-14-2002 09:26:28 AM
*pets Rodent King* Aye, hun. Yer mine..but I gave you a lil' pet yerself to start a new army with. What'de ya do with 'em?
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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/dev/null
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 10:17:16 AM
Unfortunately I'd have to kill you and then re-animate your corpse to make a useful pet outta you...

But a pet that could summon more powerful pets than I'll ever get are rather amusing....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-14-2002 10:22:25 AM
Well I don't really take pets, but I could make ya a Cookie Seraphim, Fal ^.^ One of the elite of my minions
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-14-2002 02:38:45 PM
I've got two pets already... Len and unofficially Siliddar, but i'm always willing to give another a home
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 02:45:35 PM
quote:
greykittytwilight wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*pets Rodent King* Aye, hun. Yer mine..but I gave you a lil' pet yerself to start a new army with. What'de ya do with 'em?

I left him a cardboard box labeled 'Training camp' while telling him go make himself an "Army of one."

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-14-2002 06:23:08 PM
Ferrel...Katrinity...Ferrel...Katrinity...

I CANNOT DECIDE!??!?@/?

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-14-2002 06:25:09 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Cuba:
Ferrel...Katrinity...Ferrel...Katrinity...

I CANNOT DECIDE!??!?@/?


Yes. So pick me.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-14-2002 06:26:11 PM
This is a very sad thread.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-14-2002 06:27:09 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
This is a very sad thread.

We love you too parce.

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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-14-2002 06:30:56 PM
Rawr.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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nem-x
posted 01-14-2002 06:33:22 PM
Me!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 06:33:23 PM
How about me?
I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 06:39:45 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Sangwyyn wrote:
How about me?

He's got a whip, and some horns. DON'T BE HIS PET!!!....


...unless you send pictures.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Addy
posted 01-14-2002 06:50:49 PM
Choose me choose me!
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 06:53:50 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Choose me choose me!

Silly Adrecia, Lulu is ALREADY Yuna's pet!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-14-2002 06:55:53 PM
*snags up Rodent King by his leash and purrs* and who do you belong to, baby? *grin*
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Addy
posted 01-14-2002 06:56:28 PM
Or is she?
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 06:58:14 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and greykittytwilight was all like:
*snags up Rodent King by his leash and purrs* and who do you belong to, baby? *grin*

*Cough choke*
It'd be easier to answer if this choke chain weren't so tight.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-14-2002 07:00:48 PM
*loosens the choke chain, then purrs* Now...what were you going to say? Hmm?
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 07:06:33 PM
Well, since Peachis has been ignoring my OBVIOUS hints that I want to be her pet...


We all know you da kitty mistress..

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-14-2002 07:08:40 PM
quote:
Well, since Peachis has been ignoring my OBVIOUS hints that I want to be her pet...

*hiss* Thats it! Yer gettin' fixed right 'ere and now, pal! *drags him away by his leash*

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 07:10:29 PM
NOOOoooo....

*Whimpers as he sees the size of the knife.*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-14-2002 07:11:40 PM
*purrs*...be a good pet, and I MIGHT not use this knife on ya..
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 07:15:01 PM
YAY!

*Tries to hug Grey Kitty, but finds his arms too short to reach around the neck. Looks dissapointed for a while, and settles for hugging Kitty's front paw.*

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Aaniele Jadedsky
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 07:22:51 PM
I would volunteer, but I can only fear animals, have crappy bet buffs, like to root kite with DoT, and only have experince with pets I refer to as "Cruncy and Good with Katchup (CGK for short). Up to you if you wanna hang out with someone like that. We would be better off shareing a warrior pet though.
"A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body"
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-14-2002 11:25:19 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Adrecia!
Or is she?

You are my Guardian. Not my pet. *grin*

OOOH I KNOW! Ill be a:

Imperial Magician Cookie Seraphim!!!

And I have a enchantress for a guardian!

*cheer*

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