Two men were out hunting in some woods. the older one of these men had had a history of heart problems and was supposed to be on medication. Somehow, in his excitement about going to hunt with his friend he forgot to take his medicine the day before.
Suddenly, the older man fell flat on his face while walking through the woods. His friend runs over to him and whips out his cell-phone.
"911 emergency, what is your situation?" Says a calm voice on the other end.
"I was hunting in the woods and my friend just fell down dead!" The younger man screams frantically.
"All right, sir. the first thing you need to do before I can help you is to make SURE your friend is dead."
There was silence on the line for a moment before a loud shout rang out. The younger man picks the phone and in a trembling voice says:
"Ok, I did that, now what?" [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Rodent King ]
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Rodent King had this to say about Optimus Prime:
There was silence on the line for a moment before a loud shout rang out.
(I assume that was supposed to be 'a loud shot rang out')
Morbid sense of humour that I have, that was terribly funny.
Hehe, Zephyer.
I thought it was funny, though. And I totally missed the ytpo, too!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
And I totally missed the ytpo, too!
I'm sorry, BloodSage, but that's too ironic to pass up pointing out...
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Zephyer thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I'm sorry, BloodSage, but that's too ironic to pass up pointing out...
It was intentional.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
A ninety-two year old man met his old friend, beaming from ear to ear.
"Hey, Tom," his friend says. "Why are you so happy?"
"My new wife is pregnant," he says with a smile. "I didn't know I was still capable at this age."
His friend sighs. "Tom, let me tell you a story.
"One day, a man takes his hunting rifle and goes out into the woods. He spies a beaver building a dam. Wanting the fur, he raises his rifle, takes aim and pulls the trigger. The shell is a dud, though, so the rifle doesn't go off. At the same time, though, the beaver falls over dead. What does that tell you, Tom?"
"Uh..."
"Somebody else shot that beaver."
"Well doc," the man says, "I'm in the best physical shape of my life, in fact I have a beautiful young wife and we have great sex every night."
"So what's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I can't remember where I live!"
A guy comes home from the doctor very upset. His wife meets him at the door.
Wife: What's wrong, dear?
Guy: The doctor told me that I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.
Wife: That's not too bad. Alot of people have to do that.
Guy: He gave me two pills.
The following morning the old woman was taken to the hospital to treat a gunshot wound to the knee.
