Punk rock girl, Please look at me!
Punk rock girl, What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me,
Punk rock girl.
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a bell?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know.
Punk rock girl, Give me a chance!
Punk rock girl, Let's go slam dance!
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl,
Just you and me,
Punk rock girl.
We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no, we only have it iced."
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "Anarchy!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was 'California Dreamin'
So we started screamin
"On such a winter's day!"
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal,
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal.
Punk rock girl, It makes no sense!
Punk rock girl, Your dad is vice president!
Just like the Duke of Earl,
Yeah you're for me,
Punk rock girl.
We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here."
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin!"
We got into her car away we started rollin',
I said "How much you pay for this?"
Said "Nothin man, it's stolen!"
Punk rock girl, You look so wild!
Punk rock girl, Let's have a child!
We'll name her Minnie Pearl!
Just you and me,
Eat fudge banana swirl!
Just you and me,
We'll travel round the world!
Just you... and... me...
Punk rock girl!!!
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a back street guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win
And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
Hey, man, where ya headed?
Bitchin Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
I DON'T WANT UNLEADED!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
*listens to Camper Van Beethoven's "Take The Skinheads Bowling"*
Also, I doubt the lyrics are different, but I was listening to the Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies version of Uptown Girl.
Dead Milkmen were one of my favorite bands in college.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Are you trying to say we're old? I don't think I've ever been called a window to the past, before!
Now, where's my walker? 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Now, shall we take a stroll around the room? Careful though, I gotta watch out for my trick hip.
*grins*
And I can't find any Dead Milkmen, on Kazaa or WinMX. Damnit.
I'm 18, with 18 years' experience!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Oh if she called me I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh Sussudio
Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun
Sussudio oh oh
Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her anytime
Sussudio oh oh
Ah, I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
But I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio just say the word
Oh Sussudio, oh
Ah, she's all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I'll say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word
... . .
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..
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YYEEEAAAAHH BABBY PHIL COLLINS OWNS J00!
quote:
Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
YYEEEAAAAHH BABBY PHIL COLLINS OWNS J00!
If you're on Ritalin, maybe.
In which case, you can always cure yourself by taking Ritalout.
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Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
Hehe.Dead Milkmen were one of my favorite bands in college.
Funny, 'cause my dad pulled out Metaphysical Graffiti just today. I then read this thread and realized 'Wait, that is a damn coincidence!'
Crazy how it feels tonight
Crazy how you make it all alright love
You crush me with the things you do
I do for you anything too
Sitting, smoking, feeling high
In this moment it feels so right
Lovely lady
I am at your feet
God I want you so badly
I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'til morning comes
Watch the sunrise
To fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'til we get drunk
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming
Lovely lady
Let me drink you please
I won't spill a drop, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
Each moment
The more I love you
Crush me
Come on
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is it real or am I dreaming
Lovely lady I will treat you sweetly
Adore you
I mean
You crush me
It's times like these
When my faith I feel
And I know
How I love you
Come on
Lady
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
By love we'll beat back the pain
we've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My friend
With each moment the more I love you
Crush me
Come on
Lady
So much you have given love
That I would give you back
Again and again
Meaning I'll hold you
And please
Let me always
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Bloodsage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hehe.Dead Milkmen were one of my favorite bands in college.
They did "Taking Retards to the Zoo," correct?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
They did "Taking Retards to the Zoo," correct?
Another classic Dead Milkmen tune!
Damn, all my stuff by them is on cassette--and I don't have a player anymore. 
I might have to head to the store tomorrow . . .
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
Another classic Dead Milkmen tune!Damn, all my stuff by them is on cassette--and I don't have a player anymore.
I might have to head to the store tomorrow . . .
Well, I'm loath the suggest it, but you might search the nethers of the internet on a file-swapping service for the MP3s.
Seeing as you already have the cassette. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Well, quite apart from my legal quarrel with such things, I'm not a big fan of the security problem they represent, either.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well, quite apart from my legal quarrel with such things, I'm not a big fan of the security problem they represent, either.
That's true. Friggin' spyware.
I, however, long ago realized that just about EVERY shareware program you ever get has spyware in it. If you have a personal firewall, you really notice it when you crank up the security settings on it.
So I say "Meh!" and let the companies watch me. I can always turn the machine off.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
That's true. Friggin' spyware.
I, however, long ago realized that just about EVERY shareware program you ever get has spyware in it. If you have a personal firewall, you really notice it when you crank up the security settings on it.
So I say "Meh!" and let the companies watch me. I can always turn the machine off.
I just search for things counter to my normal self, therefore their studies get messed up. Then in years, their advertising money will be wasted and I will have my melodramatic revenge.
