I think I can claim the worst. We were shopping in a mall, she was looking around and asked me a question I forget, and I responded by saying, since I was a 40, and I didn't know women's sizes, "You look like a 20 to me, i'm sure they do."
I can't remember, its been forever since I walked through the Womens' section of the store.
"What would your friends think of how we met?"
"What would they care about some girl I met on the internet?"
*insert sound of flaming train wreck, garbage truck dropped off a building, B-17 bomber shot down and heading nose-first into a low mountain*
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KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about (_|_):
during sex with an ex-girlfriend:"What would your friends think of how we met?"
"What would they care about some girl I met on the internet?"
*insert sound of flaming train wreck, garbage truck dropped off a building, B-17 bomber shot down and heading nose-first into a low mountain*
So did they ever manage to remove the foot from your mouth?
Dunno. For the answer to that one you'd have to ask Lyinar.
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*punched in the gut*
OW! What'd I saaay!? 
It took a minute to explain THAT
I ignored my GF knocking on the door and on the window to my bedroom in the middle of the night. Yes, I was ignoring a female who wanted to do nothing more than screw my brains out for a few hours. I was exhausted... I had been living on an average of an hour or 2 of sleep a night for weeks. The only real sleep I got was on my days off, and then I usually only got 8 or 9.
I don't remember anything after that.
And she was such a nice girl to wahhhhhh.Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
I can't think of anything. Seriously. If he's said anything bad, I don't remember it now.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Aaniele had this to say about Optimus Prime:
lets see...I think slut and cocksucker would rank right up there, but I only had a girlfriend for all of about 15 minutes.
In the span of 15 minutes you called your girlfriend a slut and a cocksucker? 
*Runs away crying*
At this point i promptly slam on the brakes (Tsk she should have worn her seat belt) throw her out of the car and yell slut as i drive away. *SIGH* I was just another potential one nighter to them Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
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Kameks had this to say about (_|_):
Well ehy i've called three of my brothers girlfriends and every girl he tried to hook me up with back in HS a slut and a whore. The reason is beacuse ......theY WERE SLUTS! Really jeez these are the type of girls i would pick up for a first date hoping they were ok and 5 seconds after getting into the car she starts to put her hair back and reaches for my zipperAt this point i promptly slam on the brakes (Tsk she should have worn her seat belt) throw her out of the car and yell slut as i drive away. *SIGH* I was just another potential one nighter to them
Kameks...
you have MORALS
*grin*
Pokes Kameks with a stick
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Kameks...you have MORALS
*grin*
Pokes Kameks with a stick
Errr no no i mean YEAH I ROXXERED THEIR WORLD!
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Vorago had this to say about Pirotess:
So did they ever manage to remove the foot from your mouth?
mrrfle? mrff m-phhnn murrmmphle..
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Kameks had this to say about pies:
38 seconds.
That's the reason women talk to you during sex
