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Topic: BOOBIE CHECK!!!!!
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 06:06:58 AM
Yeah, like anybody's gonna post 'em

Why the HELL did you click the link? You KNEW I was fuckin with you.

Hmm..

Hey Cadga.. I DARE you, captain webcam.

Ugh.. was fixin to go to bed.. now I gotta go shoot people to get the Cadga Man-boob thoughts to go away..

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 07:26:51 AM
The wife of a guy I play DAoC with asked me to view her webcam on Yahoo Messenger 'to make sure it worked, because [she] wasn't sure it was setup right.'

I, being helpful, said sure. Told her it was working and then complimented her hair. I started to move the mouse to close it when she said: "Be careful, the bobos might pop out."

Confused, I asked what a bobo was. So she showed me.

I'm not gonna lie, she has nice breasts... but she's married to a guy I know. It really made me feel uncomfortable.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-04-2002 08:09:24 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Confused, I asked what a bobo was. So she showed me.

I'm not gonna lie, she has nice breasts... but she's married to a guy I know. It really made me feel uncomfortable.


I'd say you got off lucky. "bobo" coulda been her name for her husband's wang with a bow tied around it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 09:06:29 AM
Only Bajah could complain at seeing another woman's breasts. Even if they are his friend's wife's...

Stick it to the man, Bajah!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 09:08:31 AM
I have morals, sir!
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 09:15:22 AM
Doesnt mean you didnt get to see 'em.

Some people have all the luck.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-04-2002 09:15:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Delphi wrote:
Only Bajah could complain at seeing another woman's breasts. Even if they are his friend's wife's...

Stick it to the man, Bajah!


there is breasts and thier is you best friends wifes breasts

if your any kind of friend you DONT wanna see your best friends wifes boobs its almost like seeing your sisters to me

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Leaasa
posted 01-04-2002 09:43:43 AM
dude, mine are still there, I checked
wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 09:47:09 AM
Are you sure, Leeasa? Now that I've got Inspection Experience, I'd be glad to offer that same service to you for a wonderful discount.
Leaasa
posted 01-04-2002 10:16:59 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
Are you sure, Leeasa? Now that I've got Inspection Experience, I'd be glad to offer that same service to you for a wonderful discount.

no, I'm confident with my inspection

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:22:37 AM
quote:
Leaasa wrote this stupid crap:
no, I'm confident with my inspection

Leaasa
posted 01-04-2002 10:24:09 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:

lol
turn that frown upside down

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 10:24:09 AM
quote:
Leaasa stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
no, I'm confident with my inspection

Did you COUNT them?

Leaasa
posted 01-04-2002 10:25:17 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Did you COUNT them?

yes, there are two, or one pair, whichever way you would like to look at it

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 10:26:46 AM
quote:
Leaasa had this to say about Optimus Prime:
yes, there are two, or one pair, whichever way you would like to look at it

Not touching that comment with a 10-foot pole...

"Did you count them?" was a "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" quote.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:28:11 AM
quote:
Leaasa had this to say about Pirotess:
yes, there are two, or one pair, whichever way you would like to look at it

Well, you tell me whichever way I'd like to look at them, but you say I can't look at them.

What is with women and their confusing comments!? RAR!

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 10:29:23 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
Well, you tell me whichever way I'd like to look at them, but you say I can't look at them.

What is with women and their confusing comments!? RAR!


Darn... too slow on my part.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:31:50 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
Darn... too slow on my part.

Some people's parts are too fast.

Mine are just right.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-04-2002 12:17:36 PM
You keep yer parts in check Bajah.....
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Kel
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 01:05:25 PM
Yup.

*wishes that men had to be subjected to the evil that is wearing a bra, then they would stop it with the obsession, already*

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 01:17:38 PM
quote:
Kel had this to say about dark elf butts:
Yup.

*wishes that men had to be subjected to the evil that is wearing a bra, then they would stop it with the obsession, already*


We'd got nothing to hold up in that region.

We get obsessed because female breasts look nice. They're curvy. I'd like to thank all the women of the world for putting up with them.

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-04-2002 01:25:15 PM
quote:
Leaasa had this to say about pies:
dude, mine are still there, I checked

/me hands Bajah a special set of X-Ray glasses, then quietly sneaks off...

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-04-2002 01:56:42 PM
i've got my boobies... and you can't have them!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-04-2002 02:06:53 PM
My boobies are under protection of a particular Senior Airman in the United States Air Force, I am so lucky! I have govermental protection!

RAR!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-04-2002 04:45:33 PM
This thread is funny.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-04-2002 04:53:57 PM
I believe mine are still in working order.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 04:55:42 PM
quote:
Demitri stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I believe mine are still in working order.

Dear god, you're lopsided!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-04-2002 04:56:47 PM
quote:
Bajah impressed everyone with:
Dear god, you're lopsided!

That's an issue with my camera and my wrist.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 04:56:54 PM
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
/me hands Bajah a special set of X-Ray glasses, then quietly sneaks off...

My thanks, Comic Drawing Bastard! *dons the glasses*

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 01-04-2002 04:58:59 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
This thread is funny.

I agree, except if 'funny' meant 'ridiculous'.

Don't stop having fun on my account. You guys could be doing something productive however.

*goes back to the several million projects he has8

Ozius

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-04-2002 05:08:37 PM
Wow, Dem has nice boobs!

As for mine, they're still there. AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF ME!!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-04-2002 05:10:09 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Duck Tales:
Wow, Dem has nice boobs!

The picture doesn't do them justice. They're alot more plump and round.

Did you click on them?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-04-2002 05:12:31 PM
Yes...

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-04-2002 05:22:12 PM
I would have it my mother isnt in the next room Maybe later though.

This thread will get locked soon if anyone else copies Demitri.

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