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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-03-2002 12:00:51 PM
He refuses to eat the dry food that I gave him. He prefer the canned varity. So, now he hates me because I'm all out o canned, and only got the dry.

Have you seen a starving cat being finiky. I don't think so.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-03-2002 12:13:24 PM
This is why: dogs > cats

Dogs treat you as their master. Cats treat you as their slave.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-03-2002 01:03:57 PM
My cats and I have an understanding; if they don't like the food I'm serving, they can go out and get a job and pay for their own damn food. I don't play that finicky cat game.
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Caanis Lupus
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posted 01-03-2002 01:42:09 PM
Don't feed them for a week and you could lay down cat litter and they will eat it.

Heard that from a comedian somewhere...

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-03-2002 01:52:53 PM
feeding your cats only dry food is actually dangerous to them
unless they fixed the whole making thier urine crystalize thing
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Azrael Heavenblade
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posted 01-03-2002 02:52:30 PM
My cat loves me so long as I feed her, dry or canned regardless, but if she wants food, she wants it NOW!
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Aaniele
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posted 01-03-2002 03:00:46 PM
I leave a bowl of food for them to eat, and if they dn;t like it they can go kill something. Works well for me, and seems to for them.
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`Doc
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posted 01-03-2002 03:08:25 PM
Cats are desert animals. They can survive without much food for a lot longer than we give them credit. According to a nifty little book I've quoted from here on occasion, one can of cat food is equal to 10 mice. Kitty can go a few days before it will need to eat again. If it does get that hungry, it'll eventually eat whatever food you offer it.
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Khyron
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posted 01-03-2002 03:15:46 PM
Dogs treat you as their master. Cats treat you as their equal. Some cats are loftier than others, but then, some humans are loftier than others. I treat a cat like I would a person.
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KaLourin
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posted 01-03-2002 03:23:54 PM
after seeing the trouble both financially and physically (for the cat) we had with urinary tract infections on my old cat (rest his catty little soul), I feed my cat the special diet formula dry foods. Sure it's twice as much as regular, but worth it in the long run. He also gets a can of the wet stuff once a week or so. His problem is he tends to scoff it down so fast he pukes, so we have to mix it with the dry.

All things aside, as long as there's food in the bowl, he really doesn't care what it is.

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-03-2002 03:26:55 PM
Cats > Dogs

You can beat a dog and it will come back
A dog will eat its own Excriment
A dog will treat you as a master.
Neither of these yell out inteligence if you ask me.
Now lets look at cats...

If you abuse a cat they have a way of finding a new companion or just running away and living on thier own.
Cats will eat only what they know can sustain them.
Cats treat you as a companion or friend.
Cats have excelent long term memory. This goes beyond a dogs basic ability to repeat something over and over. A cat can actually learn complex things.

It has been proven that cats have more learning capacity and are overall more inteligent than dogs.

Now this is all being pretty general also.
Some breeds of dogs are very smart. Shepard breeds for instance are Highly inteligent. However overall Cats are far and above Dogs.

And franky most dogws are pretty dirty animals.

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-03-2002 03:40:39 PM
Watch the movie "CATS AND DOGS"
THEY ARE NOT YOUR EQUALS

they are plotting your downfall from behind the curtains... one day you wll call Fluffy your master. JUST YOU WAIT

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-03-2002 04:39:11 PM
Azizza.... I want a pet. Something to mess around with and catch sticks. If I want something intelligent, I'm go buy a freakin' monkey.

k thx la~

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Azizza
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posted 01-03-2002 04:53:36 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mortious Shadowstalker wrote:
Azizza.... I want a pet. Something to mess around with and catch sticks. If I want something intelligent, I'm go buy a freakin' monkey.

k thx la~

LOL
Well my cat doesn't catch sticks but it is a lot of fun.. It will chase things and bring them back etc. But it will also bat things around and expect me to bring it back for it. A lot more fun when both partied involved are playing

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