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Topic: Help! My Pen is Stuck!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-03-2002 09:09:13 AM
Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.

He started to jam his fingers down in to the printer to get the pen, but I told him we didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the HelpDesk.

So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it.

I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate:

Click for Climax!
Climax as in the climatic part of the story, pervert.

greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-03-2002 09:11:00 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-03-2002 09:11:00 AM
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to use that to fix printers!!!

*grins and laughs* Priceless.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-03-2002 09:12:26 AM
I just finished reading the penis thread, so the words "Pen is" got stuck together in my head.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-03-2002 09:23:05 AM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Cuba:
I just finished reading the penis thread, so the words "Pen is" got stuck together in my head.

It's a long read, isn't it? Sorry my "Pen is" got stuck in your head.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-03-2002 10:12:37 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Bajah!
It's a long read, isn't it? Sorry my "Pen is" got stuck in your head.

I'll take Penis Mightier for 200, Alex.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-03-2002 10:22:58 AM
Well, at least people aren't ignoring the sign.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-03-2002 10:24:53 AM
Another benefit to wearing briefs instead of boxers.
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-03-2002 10:59:52 AM
Bad pun Mightion.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-03-2002 11:03:15 AM
quote:
BetaTested had this to say about (_|_):
Bad pun Mightion.

Look at that, it was a pun.

Seriously, it never occured to me at the time.

The Unholy
Pancake
posted 01-03-2002 11:52:57 AM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 01-03-2002 11:56:36 AM
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-03-2002 12:22:10 PM
I Laugh so hard milk squrited out my nose. Wait, I wasn't been drinking at that time. Then what's this white liquid that came out my nose?
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Kel
Pancake
posted 01-03-2002 12:24:44 PM
I laughed, I cried, it was real...

Only at work. *sighs*

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-03-2002 12:40:13 PM
O_o

I have a bad habit of chewing on my pens at work. never got it stuck in a printer though.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-03-2002 01:09:56 PM
hahahahahaha!!!
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 01-03-2002 05:17:19 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'll take Penis Mightier for 200, Alex.

Yeah... gimme Ape Tit for 4000$

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-03-2002 05:21:59 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about Captain Planet:
O_o

I have a bad habit of chewing on my pens at work.


Now considering the subject of the thread, and considering what I first read 'pens' as...

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-03-2002 05:36:30 PM
ROFLMAO.
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