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Topic: How shallow... yeesh.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-02-2002 03:00:21 AM
This site is supposed to prove the existence of god.

It does, in fact, prove the opposite, as an anthropomorphic god such as the one said site is promoting wouldn't allow such an abomination of numerous animated .gifs to exist. Hell would have some class.

Their faith must be very, very shallow, if they attempt to "prove" the existence of a god. I know, myself and other athiests do ASK for proof, but.. there you go.

Discuss.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-02-2002 03:02:11 AM
....

If anything could ever get me to fall to my knees and beg God for mercy, THAT, my lycanthropic friend, is IT.

Kloie shudders and backs away.

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-02-2002 03:07:38 AM
Ok... I think my IQ just dropped a few points...
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-02-2002 03:08:57 AM
Mhmm.

Fundamentalist Christians terrify me.

*ish a supporter of "Shoot the Missionary"™*

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-02-2002 03:31:27 AM
Yep. That's right. That site is definitely hell, with midis on ever page and too damn many flashing annoying GIFs...

Oh, and that site makes baby pixies cry.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Ayerine Angelyre
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 03:31:34 AM
...?

Okay.

Well, to each his own.

I think it's more than a little fruity, though, if it's serious.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-02-2002 03:33:55 AM
Oh yes, and that site used "Imagine" in a very bad way. I must now bite it.

*bite*
*chew*
*gnaw*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-02-2002 03:33:57 AM
Oh, it's serious alright.

*whimpers slightly*

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-02-2002 03:38:40 AM
AAAAAAAAHAHAXHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA OMGS OMGS OMGS what a fucking crack smoker!
Ayerine Angelyre
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 03:53:50 AM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about pies:
AAAAAAAAHAHAXHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA OMGS OMGS OMGS what a fucking crack smoker!

ROFL

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-02-2002 04:09:04 AM
That was bizarre, disturbing, and a waste of bandwidth. That's a sin, right?
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-02-2002 04:11:35 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Xyrra wrote:
That was bizarre, disturbing, and a waste of bandwidth. That's a sin, right?


Wasting bandwidth is a sin? cool.....

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-02-2002 04:40:54 AM
My lord... I have sinned... ( )

Edit:

quote:
Jews taking off Saturdays. Then the Christians started taking off Sundays. It's a wonder how anything gets done at all with all that laziness!

Didn't God apparently rest on the seventh day?

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Niklas ]

Darius!
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 05:02:29 AM
Clicks the X closing the window half way through the tour.

Not so smart are ya now, Christian d00d!?12

Edit: I like "Hell's Theme Song"... it's catchy.

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: First Dragon ]

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-02-2002 09:28:53 AM
Mary was actually a demon, huh?

And here I thought it was just history's most successful lie to cover up infidelity!

That site would be funny if it didn't sound serious . . . as it is, it's scary.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Skaw
posted 01-02-2002 09:31:58 AM
Know what that site needs? It needs alittle...

Don't worry, I'll get tired of it eventually.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-02-2002 09:36:41 AM
*looks at site, blinks*

Bwahahahahahaha*cough, cough*hahahaha

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-02-2002 12:12:09 PM
Runs to Pved, and hides her face in his shoulder, whimpering, then eeps.

Eep.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-02-2002 12:35:20 PM
Sucky webpage design makes baby Jebus cry.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-02-2002 07:42:16 PM
Ok let me put it in a Reader's Disgust, er Digiest form.

See this guy? He takes drugs, and he's going to hell.

See this other guy? He's a sucessfull business man, he's going to hell.

See this guy? He takes the weekend off, he's going to hell.

See this other guy? He's a sucessful guy in sports, he's going to hell.

See the Virgin Mary? She's the devil, and I hate the Cathlics.

I love midi, I have no talents, but I'm going to heaven.

Anything that I miss?

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 01-02-2002 07:49:35 PM
hell has some pretty music
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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