Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
You heard me. Memory lives on, and I'd live forever.
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Ryuujin had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'd like to die an old man, warm in my bed.
I was thinking about this, but then I realised...
that if I ever get old enough that I drive like an old person and not like someone who goes 90-100 down the freeway, then I wanna die.
So, I won't post how I'd want to die, because, well, because I don't wanna.
and none of you will know, or notice i've stopped posting or being here...
And about the above post, will you turn into wood when you die? [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]
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Aanile had this to say about Tron:
i'll prolly die of a heart attack in a few months....and none of you will know, or notice i've stopped posting or being here...
I will 
I don't want to die old and feeble and in a retirement home... maybe in a car accident...
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
I dunno how I wanna die...but at my funeral, I want to have a spring-loaded coffin, so when people walk by, my corpse will rise up, arms outstretched and make them loaf in their pants.
I want my body coated in bronze, then chucked out the space shuttle to burn up on re-entry. I just like the idea of someone making a wish on my burning corpse as it flies through the air at a couple hundred miles/hour. 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I dunno how I wanna die...but at my funeral, I want to have a spring-loaded coffin, so when people walk by, my corpse will rise up, arms outstretched and make them loaf in their pants.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
And I know one person on this thread knows what the hell I'm talking about 
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Sentow had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And I know one person on this thread knows what the hell I'm talking about
Gee, wonder who....
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Palador ChibiDragon impressed everyone with:
Gee, wonder who....
Here's a hint!
(VA-DOOM!)
While reading the elegy, friend looks towards body suspended by hard-to-see wires and says: "But I...I can prevent him from dying! ARISE! ARISE AND TASTE THE BLOOD OF MORTALS!" At which point my body begins to float.
or...
"Well, he always wanted to feel what the birds felt," then have catapult, cleverly disguised as coffin, launch me.
or...
"And I'll never forget when he-OH MY GOD! HE WAS REALLY A ROBOT ALL ALONG!" At which point my body will be manipulated by puppeteers while a recording spouting off: "Klaatu Barrata Nikto" plays over and over.
or...
I would like to be cremated and have my ashes put in pepper shakers in restraunts across America.
[-onds]
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
I want to die after saying and doing everything I want to do. I want to die fulfilled, I don't want to have to look back from the afterlife I got set up for m'self and say "Damnit, I shoulda done this or that!". I want to die after telling people I love that I love them, telling people I hate that they're fucks, basically living in truth.
I want to die knowing I changed the world somehow. My biggest hugest pipe dream is to affect the world of fantasy fiction in the way Tolkien did, to set standards, to not just crank out a few books but to have a WORLD that people want to live in, a world that seems real and complete, and people look to years after I've kicked off this mortal coil, and still use as inspiration, and make kickass movies out of where hot people star as elves . I want to know I did something like that, that I made the world better somehow, that the ol' dustball is changed because I was born on it.
I want to be secure in my faith, my religion, my beleif. I'm usually not a big religion person and am content to sit back and smile and watch people worship and do stuff and not really mention what I beleive in, or yell it at people or try to convert them or something. But being rock-solid in my beleif is a big thing for me, heh, bigger than most people would think. I want to die knowing where I'm going afterwards, knowing I'm gonna be able to get smashed or something with the gods and probably have Zeus or someone corner me and seduce me in my drunken state and wake up on Persephone's floor under her bed with a big giant headache going "... whoa." and cleaning bits of heavenly glory out of my hair. Heh. Sorry. Ramble. But I want to die just... knowing where I'll be after all this.
I want to choose when and how I die. I don't care if it's suicide. I don't want it to pop out of nowhere and just take me when I don't know it's coming and am not prepared, because beleive it or not, coming back as a ghost to just say "I love you" to people is harder than it looks. I don't want to die accidentally, I want some advanced warning, like the cancer slowly creeping up on me or someone telling me I have two more years to live or something. Even if it's just personal warning, like I mark a date for myself when I'm going to shoot myself. I'd let people know, and not let them talk me out of it, and I'd be peaceful, 'cause I wanna KNOW what got me, and I wanna KNOW when it'll get me, and I wanna be prepared so I'm not staring at ol' Grimmy as he yanks me out of the shower or something.
I want to be surrounded by love. I don't want to die in a moment of despair or pity or thinking that I'm hated. I dont' want to die because of a life crisis, because I have no money or no house or my kids all hate me or something. I don't want to die because I think I'm worthless, because I'm depressed, because I just can't stand living. I want to die happy, loved, and just... surrounded in it, knowing it, reveling in it.
And that's all I have to say.
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'd like to die.... saving the world.You heard me. Memory lives on, and I'd live forever.
Wouldn;t dieing trying to destroy the world leave a longer memory? I mean, who is more famous HIttler or Churchill?
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this stupid crap:
I'd like to die.... saving the world.You heard me. Memory lives on, and I'd live forever.
but people have there own views of you, if you truely wanted to live on as you were everyone would have to think of you the exact same way!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"Well, he always wanted to feel what the birds felt," then have catapult, cleverly disguised as coffin, launch me.
LOL I almost spit on my monitor reading this one. Damn, I would like to see anyone go out that way.
And probably the way I would die is:
I am trying to fix something in my house and I say: "Hey when I flip this switch, the electricity will be fixed." I flip the switch and the house will explode. BOOM! That seems like something that would happen to me anyways. 
For example, if I knew the exact moment I was going to die, I'd go to a comedian show, uh, thing, that would be taking place during that time. Right before I died, I'd stand up and shout, "That joke really sucked! I..." and then keel over.
When I go, I want to make people laugh.
Oral sex. while being rubebd down by 10+ drop dead gorgeous redheaded vixens (no not actual foxes im not a freak of nature!)
that or have my head explode while at a Britney spears concert
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Check out the big brain on Tegadil!
[QB]Perhaps with an ironic twist, like nearly beating the emerald weapon who has 1 HP left, and then the time ran out.
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I'd like to die by falling to my death. It just sounds fun that way.
edit: Having a typo problem today. [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Taeldian ]
