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Maradon!
posted 01-01-2002 03:14:41 PM
quote:
Colgate University allocated a budget of $500,000 for
research. After 2 years they concluded that the reason
the head of the penis is wider than the shaft is that
it fits better, when in use, so to speak. This would
prevent leakage of semen and increase the probability
of successful fertilization.

The University of Texas spent $750,000 on a research
program that lasted years. The results showed that the
penis widened near the tip because it maximized the
number of nerve endings stimulated during sex. This
would lead to increased sensitivity and a better
chance of impregnation.

Finally, the University of Toronto spent $3.95 on a
copy of Playboy, and 10 minutes in the staff toilet,
only to discover the penis widens at the tip in order
to prevent your hand from slipping off the end.


Oh how we pick on you canadians, hehe

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-01-2002 03:15:59 PM
*Sounds of mad laughing from behind and to the left*
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Darius!
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 05:30:23 AM
See: Funny Tag.
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 01-02-2002 11:10:36 AM
* Jens tries his hardest not to timeline you

But it's still funny

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-02-2002 11:39:52 AM
hahahahaahah
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Leaasa
posted 01-02-2002 11:41:38 AM
interesting
wimin r dum.
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Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-02-2002 11:43:52 AM
You got to hand it to those canadians though their research IS a lot more fun to do
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 12:22:27 PM
Kitty Foreman: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 01-02-2002 01:36:23 PM
Someone should confirm the last one.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-02-2002 02:15:28 PM
Actually the head is shaped like that for a very good reason

Since all creatures compete for mating rights it is not unusual for females to have multiple partners within a very short period of time. (read minutes here)
The head is shaped as it is so that it acts as a pump, removing any semen left from previous acts of intercourse.

This useless and slightly gross fact of the day brought to you by way to much time watching the discovery channel..

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