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Topic: Favorite way to die?
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 12-28-2001 09:39:55 PM
Which method of death (Immolation/skewering/eaten by a baelrog/etc...) is most preferable to you?
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-28-2001 09:43:09 PM
Quickly, painlessly, with no regrets and surrounded by loved-ones.

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-28-2001 09:44:22 PM
Doing something I love doing.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-28-2001 09:45:11 PM
SMASHING MALES!!!
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-28-2001 09:46:20 PM
Blowing up the universe.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-28-2001 09:47:33 PM
Haveing sex on a nuke, witch then goes off at climax
Veni, vidi, vici
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 09:57:05 PM
quote:
Suchii thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
SMASHING MALES!!!

Well then, you'd be dead in five minutes then, wouldntja?

I'd like to go skydiving. One last bit of freedom before I go splat, y'know?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Nith D'vaz
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 09:59:38 PM
Fighting, i want to die for somthing i belive in
Wherever I go,
everyone is a little bit safer because I am there.
Wherever I am,
anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
everyone is happy I am there.

-Robert L. Humphrey (warrior creed)
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-28-2001 10:01:37 PM
Dying as soon as i hit a button that dooms the planet and everyone else in three days. Id die and theyd rejoice but i would get the last laugh
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-28-2001 10:08:52 PM
Dying of a fatal blow?



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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-28-2001 10:13:05 PM
Dying while trying to save somebody I cared about or the world (preferably succeeding in the attempt )
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 10:17:28 PM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about pies:
SMASHING MALES!!!

Being smashed seems like a nice idea....

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-28-2001 10:34:43 PM
In a hail of gunfire, be it real or fake.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 10:40:04 PM
in my sleep

edit: checking sig change

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Ragabash ]

Feed my hungry soul.
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 12-28-2001 11:04:13 PM
I think my grandpa died in a very good way. He was fishing one day. He always fished. He loved it. He was on a bridge that lots of salmon pass under, there is a strong current under it as well. He had a heart attack, fell in and drowed. Pretty good way to die if you ask me.

When I die I don't care how, I just want to know what killed me. I fear two things truly, the infinate, and not knowing what kills me.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-28-2001 11:24:51 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Tron:
Quickly, painlessly, with no regrets and surrounded by loved-ones.

Hear hear.

Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 11:26:57 PM
i can tell how i DONt wana die:

i dont want to die in the hospital whit 300 tube going in my body.
i dont want to die becouse a idiot mist his target
i dont wana die befor having a kid
i dont wana die Befor my mom (i dont want to give her the pain)

i know i wana die after changing the world whit my storie.

i know i dont wana die befor helping the most people out that i can

this is odd, but dieing, is something i look forwaord to... to die calmly, whit a smile, in the silent of my home, in my bed, as im reading a cook...that be perfect...

But Whit MTY luck, i wont EVEN die!

Damm it!

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 12-28-2001 11:29:40 PM
That brough some more good ideas to me. First, if/when I have kids, I want them to out live me.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 11:35:35 PM
Hmm... setting off a bomb that kills everyone with a general IQ below 100. Thatd be fun.
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 12-29-2001 12:04:19 AM
Pretty much any death that doesn't involve the words "Minotaur" .. *twitch* .. and "squashing" works for me.


But seriously, I'd prefer a quiet, easy death in my sleep. I don't think I'd handle those last few seconds very well, I'd rather never experience the terror and fear I imagine they would bring me.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 12:09:51 AM
If I had to die right now, I would prefer something quick and painless. a .45 in the back of the head would be good. However, I would prefer not to die for a long long time.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-29-2001 12:13:04 AM
I don't plan on dying. And I don't plan on Lyinar dying.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 12-29-2001 12:19:01 AM
I plan to die a slow painful death, due to the fact that robots stole my medicine as an old man, because I couldn't afford the insurance.
Troodon
Technology Luddite
posted 12-29-2001 01:49:55 AM
On a bumper sticker: "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
DarkDragoon
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 04:26:32 AM
Hmmmm, I think that being put inside a sealed room with a half-inch of Acid covering the floor would be good. oh, you mean ways I myself would like to die? ooh, wouldn't mind a vampiress draining me. hehe if not that then prolly of natural causes =P if death now then either bullet to head or decapitation.
"What is Light without Darkness?"
"And to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating"
Shadow Knight of Tarew Marr
Eternal Lurker of the Boards.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-29-2001 04:59:38 AM
Laughing.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-29-2001 07:29:01 AM
quote:
First Dragon had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hmm... setting off a bomb that kills everyone with a general IQ below 100. Thatd be fun.

so your implying this bomb would also kill you? :P

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-29-2001 07:31:59 AM
Being impaled on a generic evil-slaying sword, that was won through a long and hard quest by goody-two-shoes adventurers, like any true evil should die.

[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Mortious Shadowstalker ]

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-29-2001 07:32:56 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
I don't plan on dying. And I don't plan on Lyinar dying.

you of all people should know that is a lost cause

everythign dies

me i wanna die while getting a BJ and being rubbed down by 10+ redheaded bombshells,

actually ifthat happened my heart WOULD prolly stop and i would die.

Then i would want my organs removed and replacd with candy and my body tossed off a large building in a highly populated area.

OOO CANDY!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-29-2001 08:56:33 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
In a hail of gunfire, be it real or fake.

I agree.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 12-29-2001 08:58:37 AM
Viagra and Ammonum Nitrate
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-29-2001 09:10:42 AM
quote:
Lawgiver Cadga impressed everyone with:

me i wanna die while getting a BJ and being rubbed down by 10+ redheaded bombshells,

Likupo I said. A fatal blow...
*...is thrown out of a window*




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 11:24:28 AM
going mach 3 in a jet with my hair on fire.

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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AMystreaver
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 01:39:27 PM
I'm for a quiet death in my sleep. That is, if I don't end up getting killed in battle. But I'm too young to get recruited now, so I don't have to worry... err, yet. I don't, right? :: is scared ::
((The previous senseless post was brought to you my recent step over the boundaries of sanity. Thank you and have a nice day.))

Aktyr Mystreaver
Green-Eyed Knight of Greenmist
Dark Knight of the 23rd Shadow
Member of the Faceless on Cazic-Thule

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 02:18:26 PM
I think taking my own life would be preferable to anything; if, of course, I knew I was going to die or be killed very soon by something else. I guess I feel this way because death is the one inevitability I can have some degree of control over.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-29-2001 02:54:13 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodcookie was all like:
I think taking my own life would be preferable to anything; if, of course, I knew I was going to die or be killed very soon by something else.

[Yoda]Always changing the future is.[/Yoda]

That "thing" that's going to kill you may just poof into nothing the very next second, and you would've died for no reason.

Suicide is a supremely cowardly act, and the worst way to die, whatever your reasons may be.

AMystreaver
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 02:56:20 PM
Mort is right. Suicide is the worst possible thing I can think of. And assisted suicide is no better, so don't get any ideas.
((The previous senseless post was brought to you my recent step over the boundaries of sanity. Thank you and have a nice day.))

Aktyr Mystreaver
Green-Eyed Knight of Greenmist
Dark Knight of the 23rd Shadow
Member of the Faceless on Cazic-Thule

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 03:15:35 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[Yoda]Always changing the future is.[/Yoda]

That "thing" that's going to kill you may just poof into nothing the very next second, and you would've died for no reason.

Suicide is a supremely cowardly act, and the worst way to die, whatever your reasons may be.


Well, realistically, things like Alzheimer's disease and cancer don't simply disappear in an instant, and I see no reason to let random chance decide how I die. Killing oneself because you're angst-ridden is cowardly; killing oneself in the face of a meaningless death is...I don't know, something else. Honestly, it's a choice I hope I never have the chance to make.

I should have just kept my mouth shut in the first place.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
CBTao
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 04:18:49 PM
I don't care about the method of my death, only the purpose, I wanna go out a hero, savin a kid from fire, fightin for the good ole US of A, I wanna die a good death.
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-29-2001 04:26:13 PM
i may die from a car,
from a slip,
from sickness...

but oen thing is for sure,

I wana died remebered

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