-Bloodsage wearing a ridiculous hat and being called "Fuddsage".
-Ja`Deth saying, "I don't know."
-If Leopold, the Voice of Reason and Mog reversed personalities.
-Dancing Toktuks!
-A parody of a 50s show starring a simian, and titled: "Cadga Knows Best".
-Bane having his brains sucked out by a Mind Flayer.
-Ja`Deth saying, "But hey, I've said enough. Let's let someone else talk now!"
-Karnaj and Vorbis hosting The Man Show.
-Ozius becoming one of those Children's Storytellers on PBS.
-Dancing Diadems!
-The entire board's population chasing a pickle.
-Mortious hosting a talk show.
-Ja`Deth saying, "I totally disagree with you, Lyinar."
-Koosh Man going about the systematic death of all the board's members.
That's all for now.
{ack! beaten by a smiley!} [ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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-The entire board's population chasing a pickle.
And compared to the infinite will of the universe Human feeling amount to little nothing more then dust-->Kagato
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
THINGS THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BUT WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE-Karnaj and Vorbis hosting The Man Show.
Uh oh, Adamn, he's onto us.
Er.. I mean, Now to Juggies on Trampolines!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
THINGS THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BUT WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE-Ozius becoming one of those Children's Storytellers on PBS.
Ozimander clears his throat while opening a huge children's story book
Hello everyone, tonight's story is the story of a little man, Rumple Tweezer. Rumple Tweezer was a kind man and planned on amrrying his childhood sweetheart, but the bitch ran off with some fucking lawyer.
The ferocity that was in his voice as he rambled on dies down and he gives a sincere smile
Anyhow, Rumple Tweezer, ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in Dingly Dell, by the foot of the magic Dum Dum Tree, where the Whiggly Grass goes, by the Glowing Glade, down by the babbling brook, in the shade. It's here that he sold contraseptives-What?!
Flips the pages of the book, a worried look on his face
Hard work.....money....discipline....beatings...dungeons....oh my...
Tries to hide the book in his jacket, as security drag him off
Wait! No! I swear it gets better! You can't do this! I know people! Some of them have guns! Let me go!
Um, so Parc, what did you mean excatly, I am sorta confused by your comment, although I find it funny on its own.
Ozius
Props to Monty Python's Flying Circus and Eric Idle
And compared to the infinite will of the universe Human feeling amount to little nothing more then dust-->Kagato
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
-Mortious hosting a talk show.
I already have, once, in mIRC. It was a blast.
Wait hey you come back here
hand over the pickle and no one gets hurt
* run across thread after him *
And compared to the infinite will of the universe Human feeling amount to little nothing more then dust-->Kagato
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I already have, once, in mIRC. It was a blast.
sends in a Topic suggestion of "Evercrest Lesbian Love Triangles"
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Ryuujin impressed everyone with:
sends in a Topic suggestion of "Evercrest Lesbian Love Triangles"
im a male transvestite in love with my lesbian goldfish... not realy though
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Ryuujin had this to say about Tron:
sends in a Topic suggestion of "Evercrest Lesbian Love Triangles"
Can I watch? 
It had to be said . . .
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Cuba:
Uh oh, Adamn, he's onto us.Er.. I mean, Now to Juggies on Trampolines!
Well, at least you're the fat one. I'm the one that wipes his ass with socks and jacks off ceaslessly.
All in all, I'd say I made out pretty good!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
- pesco bbq sauce
*Finds an old, holey sock with a brown streak on it... How'd that get in there?*
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
-Bane having his brains sucked out by a Mind Flayer.
That's the equivalent of junk food for Mind Flayers.
Now where's that pickle?
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Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
Well, at least you're the fat one. I'm the one that wipes his ass with socks and jacks off ceaslessly.All in all, I'd say I made out pretty good!
No no no, you wiped your ass with a cat remember? And besides, your the one with the small penis. 
Apparently there are a lot of things I won't do.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Drysart had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
That's the equivalent of junk food for Mind Flayers.Now where's that pickle?
its more of a shock to me that bane even has brains.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
its more of a shock to me that bane even has brains.
Like lots of junk food (say: hot dogs), Bane's "brains" are more filler and by-product than actual animal flesh. There's a lot of soy in there.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
-Koosh Man going about the systematic death of all the board's members.
Koosh Man is currently pleased by my unconditional surrender, do not anger him.
