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Topic: SATAN LOVES CHRISTMAS!
Old Hickory
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 07:54:39 AM
In a conversation with a friend last night, just kidding around really, we made an interesting little observation. Christmas: The holiday that's supposed to be about the birth of the Messiah, the lord and savior of humankind. Yet, the holiday itself has been turned into the pinnacle of commiting at least three of the seven deadly sins. Greed, Sloth, and Gluttony.

We just found this funny.


(Disclaimer: This is no way a reflection of my religious beliefs. My religious beliefs are my own, and not shared on gaming forums. This isn't to say I wouldn't discuss my religious views with someone when discussing religion in general as a topic of conversation.)

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: Old Hickory ]

Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly better man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.

One man with courage makes a majority.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 08:29:31 AM
Personally, I don't see the greed, per se. Maybe for the companies. But for the people that _I_ know, they'd be just as happy not getting gifts on Christmas. They are more content of just being able to have a day being together. Greed, to me, means someone wants more and more and more. On Christmas no one that I know demands that they be given stuff. They offer a list to those that insist on getting them something, because they know if they don't give a list, they'll be given stuff anyway. May as well make it worthwhile stuff.

Sloth? Tell that to the shoppers and the people who make the meal. Sloth is quite different from relaxing.

Gluttony. This one you could have an arguement for, but this day certainly isn't the pinnacle. *points to Thanksgiving*

Feed my hungry soul.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-25-2001 08:34:30 AM
hehe, one of my favorite conspiracy theories I've been explaining this to friends and family for years. Hell, even the name "Santa" is an anagram(yes? no? scrambling the letters of a word to make another word?) of "Satan"
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-25-2001 08:46:33 AM
All of this engineered by the genetically superior race of Super-Dogs that feed on trash in the back of garbage trucks.

And you thought Cadga was lying when he told you all that!

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-25-2001 08:49:52 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
All of this engineered by the genetically superior race of Super-Dogs that feed on trash in the back of garbage trucks.

And you thought Cadga was lying when he told you all that!


I'm just going to pretend I never heard that, and then back away slowly.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-25-2001 10:49:51 AM
Ah, yes, but it also deals with a few worthy traits as well!

Namely Giving (giving presents), Gathering (with relatives and such), Sharing (you know the drill), and Strider Maiming!

Tell me that's not a happy holiday

Maradon!
posted 12-25-2001 06:03:24 PM
Actually you're right, but that's precisely the intent of most religious holidays.

Most Jewish/Christian holidays were formed during a time when almost anything - eating, laughing, kissing - was considered sinful at least on some level.

The holidays and celebrations they developed signaled a time when they could relax thier normally tense piety and indulge a little with feasts, gatherings and merriment.

Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 06:14:36 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ragabash was all like:
Personally, I don't see the greed, per se. Maybe for the companies. But for the people that _I_ know, they'd be just as happy not getting gifts on Christmas. They are more content of just being able to have a day being together. Greed, to me, means someone wants more and more and more. On Christmas no one that I know demands that they be given stuff. They offer a list to those that insist on getting them something, because they know if they don't give a list, they'll be given stuff anyway. May as well make it worthwhile stuff.

Gimme my presents!

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-25-2001 06:30:31 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about (_|_):
All of this engineered by the genetically superior race of Super-Dogs that feed on trash in the back of garbage trucks.

And you thought Cadga was lying when he told you all that!



amen SISTA praise da big giant monkah!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Kanid
BANNED
posted 12-26-2001 09:50:31 AM
Christmas, the celebration of the greatest gift ever given.
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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