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Topic: The world's scariest furre
Old Hickory
Pancake
posted 12-23-2001 06:26:47 AM
Okay....

After watching the furre debates on this forum, I happened to mention it to a friend of mine. Turns out this friend to ss of the furre way of life, and went on a long tirade about how misunderstood they are. So after appealing to my love of reason, logic, and fact..they convinced me to download furcadia and walk through the world of furres and form my own opinion.

That is when I saw a char with this url in their details to see what their char was supposed to look like.

Hence..my conclusions speak for themselves. I present to you a very scary lil mind:
http://www.geocities.com/haleyval/cowgirl2.jpg

[ 12-23-2001: Message edited by: Old Hickory ]

Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly better man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.

One man with courage makes a majority.

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 12-23-2001 07:24:02 AM
That's just sick
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2001 07:40:01 AM
can't view the image.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-23-2001 07:47:00 AM
I sense an 90% chance that Drys will make you regret that.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2001 07:50:43 AM
Okay now I see it okay.

That's something I never got a straight answer on from any lycanthropes, though. How come lycanthropic mammalian females don't sprout extra boobs in hybrid form?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-23-2001 07:52:42 AM
They do.
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 12-23-2001 07:56:20 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Okay now I see it okay.

That's something I never got a straight answer on from any lycanthropes, though. How come lycanthropic mammalian females don't sprout extra boobs in hybrid form?


Because they are more human than beast. Lycantrope is where a human becomes ferel. In my mind, if an animal becomes more docile, its losing its wildness, and becomes a pet, not a monster

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2001 08:01:24 AM
most lycanthropes have a half/half form. obviously werecritters who go completely to beast form (the most traditional form of werewolf) take on whatever unusual traits there are. I find it humorous, then, that most female weres I've encountered balk at the notion of more than two breasts (four or six or whatever, depending on critter). I also find it humorous that reptilian furres insist on keeping breasts (mammary glands are solely the territory of mammals).

Then again I'm just being picky

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-23-2001 08:35:09 AM
O k .... Methinks that person has issues.

As for the issue of how many breasts, I have something of an answer. If you look at a normal four legged animal (say, a cat), the nipples are on the abdomen, and there are several. On a humanoid, they are on the chest, and there are two. I figure that the "shift" up on the body is when they go to the human standard of two. If it's a quadruped, it should have the standard number for that animal type.

Female lizards don't need them, and shouldn't have them. For realizing that with the female Iksar, Verant earned a bit of extra respect from me. If a female lizard DOES have them, odds are they are implants.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2001 08:41:50 AM
The conversation spawned in IRC:
<Lashanna> Not to mention, Mr. Tolkien, if you don't look good, you often don't feel well about yourself, and since a woman most likely feels she looks better with 2 breasts than others, She's more likely to opt for two.
* Ja`Deth grafts extra breasts onto Lashanna to see if she really doesn't feel good about herself with extra boobage
* Lashanna ponders how Deth can work so quickly, and tries to thwap him.
<Ja`Deth> staple gun and duct tape
<Lashanna> ...
<Ja`Deth> you asked
* Lashanna begins to painfully pick out the staple gun and remove the duct tape, and then hurls the "extra boobage" at Deth's head.
* Ja`Deth ducks
* Ja`Deth :flying extra boobage splats on Cadga
<JRRTolkien> Who'd want more than two? From what i hear women complain about...2 is bad enough with the lower back, and finding the proper support in undergarments.
<Ja`Deth> they'd be mounted closer to the abdomen, so they wouldn't cause additional back problems
<Ja`Deth> closer to the center of gravity, as it were
<Lashanna> Not to mention, it would depend on how big each is...
* Ja`Deth yes, is the sort of person who contemplates the support mechanics of extra anatomy
<Lashanna> Would they be (4) instead of 2, and with the total mass of the two divided amongst the (4), or would they all be equal in size on average to the normal 2 breasts?
<Ja`Deth> probably all the same size
<JRRTolkien> They'd all be as round and bouncy as an anime babe's
<Lashanna> Well, despite being closer to center of gravity... It would still be alot more weight, =/
<Ja`Deth> the real question is how efficient the nursing mother's digestive system is.
<Ja`Deth> bigger the critter, and more likely to survive the children, the fewer the offspring.
<Ja`Deth> and longer the pregnancy terms
<Ja`Deth> that's why there are more rats than tigers, for instance.
<Lashanna> As well as how much the environment can support...
<Lashanna> Agh... Pregnant with... 4 anime breasts, X_X
<Ja`Deth> that's actually rather moot in sentient beings.
<Ja`Deth> women who have twins don't necessarily have the environmental capacity to handle two children.
<Lashanna> Well yes, yes it is, I suppose.
<Lashanna> But on a larger scale, the environment couldn't support as many tigers as it could rats.
<Lashanna> And that could be one of the reasons that tiger reproduction is the way it is.
<JRRTolkien> I used have this type of conversation in college, but we were usually stoned.
<Ja`Deth> anyways my point was that evolutionarily speaking, a creature with four breasts is more likely, on the whole, to have several children (cows are an exception). So two things would also have to be true: 1. the creature could afford to spend the majority of its time eating during times of pregnancy or child rearing and 2. they're probably smaller-than-human creatures.

<Lashanna> At any rate, with that much extra weight, human women would either have to be much more muscular, or bedridden during pregnancy.
<Ja`Deth> actually most mammals lose a significant amount of their normal weight during pregnancy
<Ja`Deth> Mother bears, for instance, after having cubs are nearly frenzied with starvation
<Ja`Deth> humans are a rarity. and the only reason humans evolutionarily lose mobility and gain extra weight while pregnant is because they can afford to
<JRRTolkien> Ok. This way to much thought into this. Especially for most people who play furres. I stand by my furre they just like having two boobies beause everyone likes two boobies.
<JRRTolkien> furre theory
<Ja`Deth> interesting fact: largely obese women actually lose weight (breaking even, generally, if you include the weight of the womb and its contents) during pregnancy
<Ja`Deth> and they don't generally get as hungry, since the body (due to evolutionary traits) checks its "Pantry" before sending hunger signals
* Ja`Deth wonders if you guys can tell I read up on a lot of subjects I don't really get to discuss much
<JRRTolkien> yes! We can!
<Lashanna> Yes... =p
* Lashanna wishes Lyinar was here for all this,
<Ja`Deth> why?
<Lashanna> Nothin', =p
<Ja`Deth> She's big into genetics. She'd probably find discussion of evolution, anatomy and the like very interesting. She'd also probably be able to give us some interesting insight from a genetics standpoint.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-23-2001 09:03:12 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
most lycanthropes have a half/half form. obviously werecritters who go completely to beast form (the most traditional form of werewolf) take on whatever unusual traits there are. I find it humorous, then, that most female weres I've encountered balk at the notion of more than two breasts (four or six or whatever, depending on critter). I also find it humorous that reptilian furres insist on keeping breasts (mammary glands are solely the territory of mammals).

Then again I'm just being picky


The extra nipples on females in hybrid form are still relatively hidden under the fur. In many cases, animals' rows of nipples are not even visible in full animal form unless she is pregnant or nursing.

As for reptiles, an accurate depiction of reptilian hybrid form would still have breasts, but the nipples, if present at all, would be no more than a slight variance in shape, providing no useful function. This follows the general rule that a therianthrope hybrid has general human body shape with the features of his or her animal form.

[ 12-23-2001: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Maradon!
posted 12-23-2001 09:19:38 AM
I told you the Vah`Shir should have six breasts!

Also, unless you count Hollywood, the only werewolves I've ever heard of were a wolf during the full moon, and human every other time, never in-between.

Unless you want to bend the rules to make the idea more pallatable - which I really see nothing wrong with given that "furryism" is little more than a social club anyway - then yes you would develop six breasts as a quadripedal mammal, and yes you'd lose all your tits as a reptile.

[ 12-23-2001: Message edited by: Maradön? ]

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-23-2001 09:35:09 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Female lizards don't need them, and shouldn't have them. For realizing that with the female Iksar, Verant earned a bit of extra respect from me. If a female lizard DOES have them, odds are they are implants.
That's the difference between a lizard species of humanoid, and a therianthrope. Therianthropes are inherently part human, not just humanoid.
quote:
Maradön? wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Also, unless you count Hollywood, the only werewolves I've ever heard of were a wolf during the full moon, and human every other time, never in-between.
Think D&D, White Wolf, and other big-name roleplaying systems.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-23-2001 09:48:33 AM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about John Romero:
That's the difference between a lizard species of humanoid, and a therianthrope. Therianthropes are inherently part human, not just humanoid.

True. However, even in a therianthrope, they shouldn't be very big. If the body's altered enough to have scale-n-tail, then it's not going to have huge breasts.

However, if it's a were (shapechanges from human to hybrid), and the human has implants, then they would stay large, or at least have the size of the implants.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-23-2001 10:06:54 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Optimus Prime:
True. However, even in a therianthrope, they shouldn't be very big. If the body's altered enough to have scale-n-tail, then it's not going to have huge breasts.

However, if it's a were (shapechanges from human to hybrid), and the human has implants, then they would stay large, or at least have the size of the implants.


Applying this statement to lizard therianthropes, yeah, I'll agree they shouldn't be huge. Except for the heavier-set lizard species (and there aren't that many fat lizards), a streamline physique is more appropriate. Just don't count them out altogether. If the human form isn't flat-chested, the hybrid form won't be flat-chested either.

I think the form pictured to the left (touched up from the Horizons design) is a pretty good depiction of a feline/human hybrid.

In the case of mammals, if you're not basing the species design directly on the animal, but on your own design preferences (as with the vah-shir), then breast size & location is up to you. Just keep in mind that a species with two breasts wouldn't typically have more than one or two offspring at a time, while those with rows of nipples down the abdomen would typically bare litters.

[ 12-23-2001: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-23-2001 12:04:08 PM
That's the world's scariest fur?

You want scary, I'll show you scary. Play on this MUCK, and know scary.

Unless you're me, that is. I rather like it.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-23-2001 12:15:58 PM
only have the other teets show up when I'm in full cougar or Beast forms (Beast being more animal then human)

Hybrid is a little more human then animal. Standing up on two legs, apposible thumbs, arm shaped more human the animal fore limbs, legs a bit more human like then animal, but still walking on toes. Some have more humanesque faceial looks then animal, some have more animal (You've seen my hybrid werefrom done by Woody, he's managed to accually draw it as I've always dremt, and seen myself as in wereform)

Some were's accually have hidden under their fur other teets, but being half human, the top two that you see show more. Or in the case of Kyoht's artwork and her were forms the breasts arn't shown at all under the fur.

It's basicaly a matter of how someone perseves themselves as a werecreature. And also how some artist wants to draw them. When someone draws me in were form, I do ask (and I can't remember if I asked Woody or not, my memory sucks) that my boobs arn't drawn so hidiously out of perportion that my back would snap =P

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-23-2001 12:31:44 PM
Odd captian all my blue vulcan blood has seemed to rush to my crotch.
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-23-2001 12:33:41 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about dark elf butts:
Odd captian all my blue vulcan blood has seemed to rush to my crotch.


GREEN VULCAN BLOOD IS GREEN!

goober

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-23-2001 12:34:42 PM
Dang it i was trying to remember that when i posted that i knew it was either green or blue
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-23-2001 12:41:54 PM
watched alot of old star trek in my youth... and saw a few episodes were Spock got whipped... wash green blood that poured down hish back!
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-23-2001 01:09:58 PM
OMG!

LOOK! BOOBS!

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 12-23-2001 01:13:20 PM
blinks a couple times

moo?

Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-23-2001 07:23:30 PM
quote:
Old Hickory had this to say about dark elf butts:
and went on a long tirade about how misunderstood they are

You know, every time I go apeshit and start either banning or shaving the local furries, someone accuses me of "stereotyping" furries and that I "don't understand" them.... and then something like that pops up, or it turns out that the same people who told me it's not about furrysex hang out in some sex/pleasure bar in Furcadia (which, indeed, seem to be the most popular places there).

It seems that I understand them perfectly well, thankyouverymuch; much more than I care to, at any rate.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-23-2001 07:28:52 PM
Think of furries as people, rahter than just furries. You realize there are some pervert furries, just like there are pervert people. I prefer to go on the individual, rather than on the color of their skin/fur.

And yes, I play Furcadia, thankyouverymuch. I happen to like having blue hair and kitty ears.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-23-2001 07:33:47 PM
and I happen to like playing FUrc to goof around and chatter with friends... Not have "Furrysex" I don't need to.. if I want sex I can just ask my husband.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-23-2001 07:38:07 PM
PS, I've gotten into more random conversations and made more friends with the people in those sex areas, anyway. Pretty much the only reason I go there, to see if there's any new people I can meet. The rest is poking about, exploring, chatting, and making my dream not crap .
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-23-2001 07:44:02 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Drysart wrote:
You know, every time I go apeshit and start either banning or shaving the local furries, someone accuses me of "stereotyping" furries and that I "don't understand" them.... and then something like that pops up, or it turns out that the same people who told me it's not about furrysex hang out in some sex/pleasure bar in Furcadia (which, indeed, seem to be the most popular places there).

It seems that I understand them perfectly well, thankyouverymuch; much more than I care to, at any rate.


There are many non-pervert furries out there. However, if you go looking around on the internet, you will find lots of furverts (furry perverts, my own word ). Many perverts use "furryness" as a way to hide the real them, much as anon posters do on some flame-ridden message boards. Plus, they seem to think that if it's furry, it's not perverse. Needless to say, that's wrong.

I don't like Drysart's view of furries, but I can't blame him for it. I can and do blame all the furverts in the world.

When will they realize that having fur/a tail/scales/bunny ears is NOT an excuse to be revolting?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-23-2001 07:54:24 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon, with a bit of inspiration, coins the word:
Furvert.

Out. Of. The. Park

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-23-2001 07:57:12 PM
95% of furries are sex-obssessed critters.

Statement of fact.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2001 08:11:24 PM
Eh...even if I don't agree with Drysart's stance on furres, I'll say what I said before: I at least understand and can respect the reasoning.

*shrugs*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-23-2001 08:12:01 PM
Beans are for thou.
Kanid
BANNED
posted 12-24-2001 10:30:16 AM
I am a sex-obsessed critter and it has nothing to do with being furry. Tried that a few times, just not interesting anymore.
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