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Akiraiu Zenko

Is actually a giddy schoolgirl

posted 12-22-2001 06:47:44 AM

Here we go, off to the mall to do my Christmas shopping!

Maybe I should've started earlier...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.

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Synjari

Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!

posted 12-22-2001 07:11:57 AM

its okay, yer as bad as me sweetie =)

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 12-22-2001 07:18:43 AM

I had my holiday shopping done a while ago. Just one problem. Today is my parents' anniversary, and I didn't remember until yesterday. So yesterday evening I got to wander about through the wall-to-wall mallers, looking for the one gift that was exactly not a christmas gift

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Vorbis

Vend-A-Goat

posted 12-22-2001 09:06:01 AM

quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I had my holiday shopping done a while ago. Just one problem. Today is my parents' anniversary, and I didn't remember until yesterday. So yesterday evening I got to wander about through the wall-to-wall mallers, looking for the one gift that was exactly not a christmas gift

Ooohie. My Parent's anniversary was on the 19th.

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Skaw

posted 12-22-2001 09:08:32 AM

This thread is flagrant false advertisement. I wanted some Masochism damnit!

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 12-22-2001 09:20:59 AM

But Skaw, trying to brave the malls the weekend before Christmas *IS* masochism. We get to play such painful games "I saw that parking spot first, you ass!" and "What do you mean you're OUT OF STOCK!!"

and who can forget this favorite "The I-Just-need-a-few-items. Ill-be-fast. One minute before store closing time!"

All this and more, including the collective stink,funk,sweat and bad cologne or perfume of over 100k people simultaenously!!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 12-22-2001 10:32:07 AM

Feh...

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Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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