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Topic: Perfect holiday gift for girls
Kameks
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posted 12-21-2001 01:03:01 PM
We all know the trouble of finding that perfect gift for your Girl friend, Sister or mother. Well now we combine the two things all girls love into the perfect holiday gift.

First we take the popular and cute hello kitty that everyone loves. Now we take a standard vibrator EVERY girls best friend. Combining the two we get the first ever HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR.

Thats right the hellow kitty vibrator the perfect gift for mom, sis and even grandma. Buy your today for the perfect holiday gift.

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Kel
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 01:05:51 PM
This is wrong is SO many ways...

*shudder*

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-21-2001 01:06:38 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Optimus Prime:
hello kitty

You misspelled "hello jackass."

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-21-2001 01:07:26 PM
OW! Those ears must smart.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-21-2001 01:08:29 PM
where do you find this stuff, Paul?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:09:12 PM
quote:
Gydyon Waterlapper had this to say about Tron:
You misspelled "hello jackass."

WTS one sense of humor!

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:10:05 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
where do you find this stuff, Paul?


Well when i broke my last vib.. err i mean nowhere.

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-21-2001 01:10:13 PM
I don't think my mother would like that.

My sis, on the otherhand, is a slut and a whore. She'd love it.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-21-2001 01:12:54 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
WTS one sense of humor!

I got plenty of a sense of humor. None of it was used here. Sorry about that.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-21-2001 01:15:58 PM
Everyone, quit replying to this thread.

Calling him names and such gives this little [unpaladinly nouns and adjectives removed] the attention he craves.

That's probably the only reason he posted this tripe; because he knew how we'd react.

[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-21-2001 01:18:49 PM
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:21:31 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
Everyone, quit replying to this thread.

Calling him names and such gives this little [unpaladinly nouns and adjectives removed] the attention he craves.

That's probably the only reason he posted this tripe; because he knew how we'd react.


Oh yes we ALL know me trying to make you guys laugh is EVIL. Your just upset cause i pissed off kloie like 4 months ago. Well wahhh wahhh wahhh go cry me a river of tears

[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: Kameks ]

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 01:22:45 PM
Actually, this item has floated about the 'net for a while.

There was one sold on E-Bay a while back...

And if you think this is wierd, they have Ediable panties, Condoms and other things that bear the cast of Hello Kitty....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-21-2001 01:23:59 PM
quote:
RPC wrote:
Edible panties

Mmmmmm....

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-21-2001 01:26:59 PM
Kyahh!! its another one!
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:27:50 PM
Hello kittie CONDOMS!!!! Oh god i really hope 12 year old girls dont start collecting these or there are gonna be a LOT of worried parents
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-21-2001 01:35:49 PM
Um, you people realize this earns a timeline, don't you? Somebody posted about the hello kitty vibrator at least six months ago. I believe it was in March, but I'm not certain.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 01:37:16 PM
Ahh yes... used vibraters.

Kamek acccually amused me this time.

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:37:47 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Um, you people realize this earns a timeline, don't you? Somebody posted about the hello kitty vibrator at least six months ago. I believe it was in March, but I'm not certain.

Actually NO! according to the timeline rules since this post is about christmas presents and such it draws refrence from older posts and is immune to timelines.

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Maradon!
posted 12-21-2001 01:42:11 PM
quote:
Lawgiver Cadga stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 12-21-2001 02:28:53 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Robocop:
Actually NO! according to the timeline rules since this post is about christmas presents and such it draws refrence from older posts and is immune to timelines.

The only timeline rule is that we timeline things that have already been posted.

Timeline plz, k thx
You are late!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-21-2001 02:42:45 PM
Gee, he's being an ass. Is anybody surprised?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 12-21-2001 02:50:24 PM
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-21-2001 02:50:28 PM
TIMELINE QUE! Suddar posted that these exist like..last year. you are way the hell behind
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 12-21-2001 03:23:44 PM
How come everybody chews Kameks out for posting this but when I post it, everybody just laughs and/or are scared for their life?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-21-2001 04:38:26 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams impressed everyone with:
How come everybody chews Kameks out for posting this but when I post it, everybody just laughs and/or are scared for their life?

Because we like you better, duh.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-21-2001 04:39:58 PM
quote:
Perfect holiday gift for girls

Hell, I gave my sister a PSOne and a walkman. (both were mine) And she loves em to death.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-21-2001 04:41:20 PM
quote:
Perfect holiday gift for girls blah blah blah

I am going to kill you now

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 04:41:36 PM
(slap Mike, *hard*)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 04:52:08 PM
quote:
Cassandra stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
(slap Mike, *hard*)

Careful, he might like that.

*runs away*

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 04:58:25 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Careful, he might like that.

*runs away*


Incest the family gift that keeps on giving and giving

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 05:01:24 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Tron:
Incest the family gift that keeps on giving and giving

You really do wanna die, don't you?

Drys, can we get a shroud for this fucktard?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 05:02:37 PM
quote:
RPC thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You really do wanna die, don't you?

Drys, can we get a shroud for this fucktard?


I waited 4months to use that line i wasnt going to let the opputunity pass by

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-21-2001 05:05:45 PM
Ya know, I normally try to not bad mouth people, but Kameks, shut the fuck up. Your not funny when you say things like that, you just make yourself look like more of a jackass.
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 05:08:10 PM
WHAT!!! Geez if anyone has this much trouble with it just PM me and tell me what im doing to piss you off and ill try to stop.
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-21-2001 05:09:13 PM
I really like Hello Kitty stuff.

But not that much.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-21-2001 05:16:31 PM
LOL i dunno whoese stupider pauul or the people that click this topic and expect NOT to be offended
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-21-2001 05:50:28 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about (_|_):
Incest the family gift that keeps on giving and giving

Actually, if I recall correctly, they're not blood related.

This comic seemed to fit their scenario unexpectedly well.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-21-2001 05:57:47 PM
oh god...so very wrong http://tav.keenspace.com/d/20000917.html

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-21-2001 06:02:41 PM
[disclaimer] The aforementioned comic may contain some materials not suitable for younger children. Please do not scroll through the archives unless you are willing to see materials not suitable for younger children.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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