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Norann

Loves Pokemon

posted 12-20-2001 03:44:07 PM

What is your favorite headline from "The Onion"

My personal fave is: "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity"

If Hitler had sent the French to the death camps would anyone have cared?
Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.

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Lashanna

noob

posted 12-20-2001 03:53:57 PM

Not from the Onion, but...
"Prostitutes appeal to Pope"

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.

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Sentow, Maybe

Pancake

posted 12-20-2001 04:16:53 PM

"9/11 Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves in Hell"

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.

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Lazzay

omg mack attack :(

posted 12-20-2001 04:51:20 PM

Not from Onion, but...

"Elvis clone weds Two-head alien"

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 12-20-2001 06:55:50 PM

"God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule"

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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OtakuPenguin

Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.

posted 12-20-2001 07:35:36 PM

quote:
Norann wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What is your favorite headline from "The Onion"
My personal fave is: "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity"

ROFL...good one

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..

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