Welcome to anime mage Rhiannah's anime review!!

Today, we're gonna review the anime Voltage Fighter Gowcaiser! I think it's based on this Japanese fighting game of the same name... Fighting game... Tcha! Ya can already tell it's a winner... I mean do those things even have plots to begin with??

Anyways, this anime's about this really evil nasty dude named Master Ohga who wants to totally blow up the world! Not very nice, don'tcha think? Luckily we gots the good guys who want to totally stop him from doin' this. Not sure I'd really wanna live in their kinda world though... I mean in this place body fat is like completely nonexistant.. except fer the chicks who even in early high school have twin mounted torpedos strapped to their chests, and NO bras to be found... 'S a wonder the majority of the female population isn't blind due to stray nipple flight..

Oops! Gettin' side tracked...*blush*

As I was sayin' the good dudes and the bad ones are all fighting each other, screaming the name of their attacks like it was their lover 'r somthin', right till there's the showdown between the 3 main good guys (Gowcaizer, Hellstinger, and Kyosuke) and Master Ohga, who happens to be possessed by this really nappy lookin' chick named Omni Exist who really wants to destroy the world 'cuz she things humanity wants! Tch'right! Whatever girl! ((*makes "L" sign on her forehead with her fingers*))

Here's a run down on the list of "super uber" fighters..

Isato Kaiza (AKA Gowcaizer) - This dude's like the main main hero (after all he's the one with his name in the title). He's given this thing called the Caizer Stone that lets him turn to the uber powerful Gowcaiser. Why? 'Cuz his friend thinks he's powerful fighter 'n stuff, I guess.

Kash Mizutani (AKA Hellstinger) - This is the dude that gave Isato his Stone. He's got one too which lets him be Hellstinger. He's supposed the son of these really really good composers and supposedly is like a master with instaments. Too bad he's always dressed like some reject from a glam rock vid...

Kyosuke Shigure - Hero #3. He's got this vendetta type thing against Ohga (who calls Ozaki fer some reason) 'cuz he was a prick and killed his sister. Ya know he's a hero even though he doesn't have a Caizer Stone 'cuz he's the one with... t3h bokken!!

Kubira - This is Kyosuke's companion/bodyguard type person. She's like this weird flaming dog that turns into this chick to "blend in" (hard t'blend in when ya look like a hooker, girlfriend).

Karin Son - This chick is apparently Isato's girlfriend... or annoying sister, I can't completely tell... She's like this priestess in training that can slam her stick on the ground and cause fire to shoot out.

Shaia Hishizaki - I'm guessing she's supposed t'be the smart/rich chick that moonlights as a superheroine with the help of her robo-pal Ball Boy. I hafta say, she REALLY fails at pulling off either the smart or the rich thing though (If I could make a robot, I wouldn't program it to make shots at my weight.. Not that I think I'm fat or anything! Also, if yer rich enough t'get the parts to make a robot, I'm sure ya could afford better fashion sense).

Master Ohga - This guys like the principal at the school that all these kids go to, and they haven't a clue he wants to blow them all away! Well, he doesn't really want to, the chick inside him does. But he can't just kill himself, nosiree! He has to have someone kill him instead.

Ryo and Suzu Asahina - These two are brother and sister twins that are also the Pres and Vice Pres of the Student council. Ya think most twins are close?? If it weren't fer the fact this anime was geared t'ward a more general audience, I bet there'd be a scene where the two are boinkin' each other! Ew ew ew! Anyways, they're like asistants to Ohga and have Caizer Stones themselves. They use them to fuse into this really fucked up looking man/woman giant thing 'till the bro gets killed, then Suzu uses botha the stones to become yer typical girl in space age type battle armor.

Omni Exist - This nappy chick is formed from the negative feelin's of humanity and wants to destroy the world because she thinks that's what we want. As if!

Well, that's the charactors!

Hm... Looks like I'm outta time too! Darn. Oh well, see ya next time on Anime Mage's Anime Review! *heart*

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: Rhiannah Majiss ]

Although if I had to choose between the 2, I'd be willing to bet that FVG has better action scenes...

Sorry to make fun of your anime, but Dual just flat out kicks ass.

Also good are
Serial Experiment Lain
Trigun
Neon Genesis Evangelion

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RPC thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Ya give the guy one anime recommendation and he takes it all over the place.... hehehehe

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Hey, I can't help it was cool.

Also, my friends and I keep joking about it because I have the same hair/eye color as Kazuki and he seems to act like me...they keep saying it's me a few years in the future. =P

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RPC had this to say about Pirotess:
VFG is one I've avoided personally.... The abuse of barely covered quad Z cup boobies in the previews was indication enough that I didn't really wanna watch it.... Hell, Mai Shirinui in the Fatal Fury movies was almost enough to not buy it.... Yeah boobies are nice and everything, but when you can replace the character with a pair of animated hooters just floating in mid-air, there's a problem....

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Although if I had to choose between the 2, I'd be willing to bet that FVG has better action scenes...

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Azymyth had this to say about pies:
Haven't seen Fatal Fury anime but I've seen .gifs of Mai... There's one where her outfit is ripping at the seams..

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There are 2 'eps' and then a 'movie'. Linear format.

And most likely, it's not ripping at the seams. The outfit she's most likely wearing is this loud purple outfit that seems a bit too tight across her breasts. She was attacked in that outfit by a guy who shredded it from her feet to breast level with one attack. You never really see anything because she backflips out of the way and changes into her 'normal combat attire'... granted that doesn't leave much hidden either.

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Azrael/Cthon had this to say about Duck Tales:
Heh, thanks for that valleygirl summary of one of the anime vids that keeps lonely fanboys company Personally, I think Masami Ohbari was a genius in drawing female chars that way, cause you know us males, we like big hooters. That's certainly one way to attract buyers to a product that might otherwise get left on the shelf. While I agree that his movies have little in the way of plot, there's enough b00bage and ass-kicking to satisfy any red-blooded man on the planet. Sometimes, you have to go back to basics...

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Wow, That review was much shorter to read than the first one, although yours was alot prettier Rhiannah!

It was a funny slam against all the normal sterotypes of this kind of anime. In one of the fights, the main character got his ass kicked because before he could call out the name of his attack ("Super Railway Punch"), his opponent was able to yell out his attack's name ("Golden Punch", I think) and hit him. The main character finally won when a girl convinced the other guy that his attack needed a more impressive (and MUCH longer) name.

Even the artwork was done old style, only more so. It was a riot, I wish I could remember the name.

but i have limits

i dont wanna have to call someone long distance cause thier boobies a knocking me in the face

VFG is one of those animes that they occasionaly show on Showtime or Cinemax (along with Wrath of the Ninja, Legend of Lemnear, the Street Fighter Anime, and some others, nothing of any particularly decent quality, except Wrath of the Ninja, which is pretty good, despite it's AWFUL name).

I have nothing else to say here.

Wow, Azrael! Ya really shouldn't take an IC post so seriously.

((Yes, I agree with the opinions I stated. Nice to watch, but when they try to make a VERY straight forward anime theme deep, it's very laughable. The fact that all the chicks' boobs were practicly smacking themselves in the face didn't help much either. ))

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Check out the big brain on Rhiannah Majiss!
Wow, Azrael! Ya really shouldn't take an IC post so seriously.

((Yes, I agree with the opinions I stated. Nice to watch, but when they try to make a VERY straight forward anime theme deep, it's very laughable. The fact that all the chicks' boobs were practicly smacking themselves in the face didn't help much either. ))

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My post was a joke too

Nothing really wrong with your review, quite factual in fact, just defending a vid that I've watched innumerable times with my friends. Besides, it's not like Ohbari draws em so big they drag on the ground, in fact, there's some American cartoons and *ahem* pr0n that does em far bigger

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Azrael/Cthon had this to say about dark elf butts:
My post was a joke too

Nothing really wrong with your review, quite factual in fact, just defending a vid that I've watched innumerable times with my friends. Besides, it's not like Ohbari draws em so big they drag on the ground, in fact, there's some American cartoons and *ahem* pr0n that does em far bigger

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For the last time: That's not pr0n, that's CNN. And that's not a cartoon boob, that's Al Gore. I know it's hard to tell the difference, but please try.