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Mystreaver
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 02:02:00 PM
Hi, I'm new here. They call me Aktyr. Just wanted to say HI to everyone. I've been playing EQ for a bit now, but I'm still a relative n00b. =) (You guys shoulda seen the look on my face when I got my Dreadscale Brestplate) Anyway, it's nice to meet you guys, and I can't wait to get into some discussions =)
Aktyr Mystreaver
Green-eyed Crusader of Greenmist
Dark Knight of the 23rd Shadow
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=45560
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-16-2001 02:04:30 PM
DISCUSSIONS?!?!

Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-16-2001 02:05:29 PM
both can be blown up with a single grenade?
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-16-2001 02:06:13 PM
Hi. Nice to meet you!

Dances around

This is a wierd place.. you have been warned.

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 12-16-2001 02:06:58 PM
I guess I'll be the only kind one...

WELCOME TO THE BOARD OF HELL! Enjoy your stay and do not feed the man with the bucket for his head.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-16-2001 02:08:01 PM
hi im a monkah
you are inferior

dont eat the cookies they are made of PEOPLE

PEEEEOOOOPPPPPLLEEE!!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Mod
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 02:09:39 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about John Romero:
I guess I'll be the only kind one...

WELCOME TO THE BOARD OF HELL! Enjoy your stay and do not feed the man with the bucket for his head.


Correction: You can feed the bucket, but make sure you feed him fresh Embryos.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-16-2001 02:12:19 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
DISCUSSIONS?!?!

Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?


"WHEN is a Raven Like a Writing Desk," woodchuck!

Karnaj was then devoured.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2001 02:12:27 PM
I am the King of Spain
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-16-2001 02:22:22 PM
HAELO!!!???//
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Mod
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 02:23:22 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when De lid g am ond wrote:
I am the King of Spain

XDDDDDD
Busco Grupo!

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2001 02:24:09 PM
Welcome.

Feed me.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-16-2001 02:24:49 PM
Eats the n00b.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 12-16-2001 02:25:04 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
DISCUSSIONS?!?!

Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?


Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.


And welcome to Evercrest. I think you've got a pretty good idea of the tone of this board by now.

[ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

In the beginning the Universe was created.
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 12-16-2001 02:25:43 PM
Hi, I'm just a lurker of sorts, but be warned.

Mortious is the evil man with a bucket on his head, and Deli is the evil bald canadian.


Got Xfire? Join me in the crusade to knock WoW from it's lofty #1 most played Xfire game with Solitare!
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-16-2001 02:28:45 PM
Welcome.

I'm the good guy with a bucket on his head.

Do not give the prairie dog treats; he won't leave you alone if you do, and he stops being able to fit through the pet door.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 02:51:48 PM
No quotes ("Why/When is a raven like a writing desk?")

It can go either way. It was originally coined as a riddle with no solution, but someone did come up with an answer to "Why?"

Ready? It's pretty bad.

"Because Poe wrote on both."

As for YOU, Mystreaver... hi there!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 03:57:48 PM
(waves)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-16-2001 04:00:34 PM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about John Romero:
I am the King of Spain

Once I was the king of Spain...
(now I eat humble pie)


DAmN IT DELI YOU GOT THAT IN MY HEAD.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 04:30:56 PM
Hi, gimme virgins.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 12-16-2001 04:41:20 PM
Dragon wanna gets laid.

Grammar disclaimer?

Mystreaver
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 04:48:00 PM
::Loudspeaker turns on::

Attention staff and students. I am the Dark Messiah. That is all.

::Loudspeaker turns off::

Aktyr Mystreaver
Green-eyed Crusader of Greenmist
Dark Knight of the 23rd Shadow
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=45560
ZaĀ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-16-2001 04:49:05 PM
im the resident rodent pimp

*me shoves an Eye Tyrant down the n00bs pants*

dont move my cheese and we will be dandy

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-16-2001 05:09:44 PM
Waves to the new person

Welcome to the boards.

Skates off with a parting tail-wave

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 12-16-2001 05:12:35 PM
quote:
Mystreaver had this to say about Punky Brewster:
::Loudspeaker turns on::

Attention staff and students. I am the Dark Messiah. That is all.

::Loudspeaker turns off::


Looks as if you're going to fit in just fine.

*waves* Hello

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-16-2001 07:22:03 PM
Yeah...Hi.

Later.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-16-2001 07:25:25 PM
<pounces on the new person and offers up a yummy and delicious cookie> ^.^ Welcome!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-16-2001 07:45:16 PM
Welcome, please drop by the RP boards and read my storylines(shameless plug!)
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 12-16-2001 08:12:00 PM
Welcome there! Names Ozimander or Ozius, but most call me Ozi or Ozzy. Or some such. Hope you enjoy your stay!

Run for your life

Ozius

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 12-16-2001 08:31:53 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about pies:
I guess I'll be the only kind one...

WELCOME TO THE BOARD OF HELL! Enjoy your stay and do not feed the man with the bucket for his head.


Technically that no longer applies to mort

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-16-2001 08:32:37 PM
Welcome!

There are two main rules:

1. Necros are overpowerd.

2. Drysart loves it when you PM him furry porn.

bwahahahahahahahahahabwahahahahahahahahahabwahahahahahahahahaha

soon.......soon..........

Veni, vidi, vici
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 12-16-2001 09:58:45 PM
Hi, just remember never feed the prairie dogs. If you see a huge bowl of pudding never swim in it or you'll be divoured. Wolves are your superior. By the way, would anyone itch my left ear, it's needs scratching very badly.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-16-2001 10:17:41 PM
HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

*spazzes*

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 11:59:23 PM
*Flares brightly*

Hi there, and welcome to EverCrest

*Dims his celestial light and goes back to reading threads*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 12-17-2001 12:38:39 AM
*waves to the new person*

Do you smell a fish? *wanders off to go kill the fish and chop it into small pieces*

OOC

Believe it or not from this thread, we actually have perfectly normal discussions here, mixed with old skool boasting, blue butt commments, and Deligdamond and Cadga's ravings. We also ocasionally actually discuss EQ or the comic strip.

Welcome to the madhouse.

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-17-2001 03:07:00 AM
TAIL!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-17-2001 03:19:41 AM
Please keep your arms and legs inside the carriage at all times, and do not attempt to stand until the ride has come to a complete halt...

The exits are there... there... there... and there.... *points around like an airline stewardess*

Have a nice day...........




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 12-17-2001 03:49:47 AM
Hello there,

Welcome to our little community of opinionated, often misunderstood and usually fruity individuals.

I'm the Empress of Fur, the Queen of Gnolls, the Vice President of Fippy's position, a High Priestess of Tunare and the head of House Tiberian's priests. Whew.

So if you need anything relating to Furs, Gnolls, Fippys, clerics, or House Tiberian, feel free to come to me.

Ferrel!
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-17-2001 05:06:40 AM
imagoat eet muney
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Miandor
Pancake
posted 12-17-2001 05:17:07 AM
I just umm, uhhh hang aroond here.
Miandor 56th High Elf Magician
Tulerin Hippyassassin 54th Wood Elf hippy rogue
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