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Topic: Y'now what I just did?
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-14-2001 11:05:50 PM
I went out and made a SNOWMAN. in the SNOW. It's named Bob, and it's eyes are quarters and it's mouth is pennies. It was fun, because today was the first day of snow all winter!

And don't beleive what everyone says about yellow snow being bad, 'cause I spilt some wine on the snow and it turned yellow, sooo...

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 11:10:05 PM
well, if its wine, then yellow snow is good, but I am not willing to take that chance. And I gave up making snow men when I discovered that people like to smash them the moment I go back inside.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-14-2001 11:10:24 PM
I go out and build snowmen right at the bottom of our little hill just around the corner, folks always go sliding right through them

I build only light ones though, no brick snowmen... yet ^_^

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-14-2001 11:19:06 PM
I thought it said, "in it's mouth is penises"....ach, I'm tired.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-14-2001 11:20:16 PM
I eat snow. It's good with maple syrup.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-14-2001 11:21:17 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I eat snow. It's good with maple syrup.

That's the yellow stuff in the snow, right?

...right?....oh, shit...

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-15-2001 12:47:18 AM
Domino from X-Force as a sig is a good choice Sol, but I doubt she'd like being referred to as a pixie (that is, if somehow you managed to fall through a portal into the X-Force universe and called her that to her face) despite the fact that you are/play one.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 01:18:15 AM
I like making snowmen, and then I pretend Im a God and stuff, and then make a bunch of teeeeeeny snowmen, and make them bow, and decapitate to big one so they little ones are scared.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 02:17:36 AM
well, *buffs nails on shirt* Maradon and I are still enjoying nice 50 degree weather here in Pittsburgh, I wore shorts yesterday.

*awaits to be pelted with something organic and unpleasant*

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-15-2001 03:12:21 AM
Wanna know why I chose this sig? 'Cause I like it. So there. ('Sides, I'll be Wasp soon enough.)

I give those coins, oh, about an hour before some greedy bastard comes and tears them out of poor Bob's head. 'Least I didn't use loonies.

*made one joke snowman with breasts. spent more time making the breasts perfect than she did on the actual snowman*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 03:23:56 AM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Robocop:

I give those coins, oh, about an hour before some greedy bastard comes and tears them out of poor Bob's head.

And that is why I don;t spend time building snow men anymore. They alwyas get decapitited, or peed on, ot their face stolen o SOMETHING. It just ends up being agrovating

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-15-2001 10:52:32 AM
I made a snow man last night. it was about two feet tall. I called him John. but he just sat the ignoring me..so I got the axe I use to chop wood and I split john in two. god that was fun..

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Arrenn Lightblade ]

Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 11:10:07 AM
Aani Anni Anni ...

Take a few steel bars & othere Hard object, then make the snowmen, get a soft springler & turn your snowmen in to a ice men

now, but snow again & drass him up & stuff, now go back in, (leave a boket of water neer the door, now, look at by the window... wait...wait... Oooo here they come, get ready...
now there is a kid ... looking right & left looking ... sneaking to the snowmen... & he KICKs IT!!! but!

ouch! hurt his foot, now he is MAd, so he trys to grab the head off... but he Cant (steel bar) then, you run out whit the water & SPLACH! wet kid

=)

Revange =D

MechaCrash
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 02:45:38 PM
Something I'd like to do is build a snowman with explosives in the head. Not a lot, maybe half M-80 strength. Make it remotely detonated. Probably have to wrap it in plastic to keep it dry.

Then spray the snowman down with some water and let it freeze overnight, get a nice hard shell.

Then blow up the head, Scanners style. It'd be cool!

pLaY 2 kRuSh!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-15-2001 02:58:57 PM
Know what's fun?

Use all the snow in your yard to make the largest snowman you possibly can.

Then, take a nice, big object.

You know what to do.

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 12-15-2001 04:38:55 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Solstyce!

*made one joke snowman with breasts. spent more time making the breasts perfect than she did on the actual snowman*

Wouldn't that be a snow woman?

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Skaw
posted 12-15-2001 04:41:57 PM
It's winter? I could hardly tell with the 65 degree weather.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-15-2001 04:43:33 PM
Went back to check. Bob has no eyes, but the vultures left the mouth alone. And the joke snowman (snowwoman?) has fondle marks on the breasts .
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 12-15-2001 05:46:01 PM
Hahahaha

I guess, in the bitter cold of winter, those Canadians get desperate for women, considering, in some areas, the ratio of men to women is 9:1.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Ak'abon
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 05:53:36 PM
omg I LIVE IN nEW yORK AND THE sNOQ HWEW SUX because we never get ne!!!!!! i want snow
!! we get liek 3 inches once every winter if were lucky i havent had a snowday from school in a loooooong time =( i want a white christmas
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 12-15-2001 06:15:27 PM
quote:
ThirdCharm had this to say about John Romero:
omg I LIVE IN nEW yORK AND THE sNOQ HWEW SUX because we never get ne!!!!!! i want snow
!! we get liek 3 inches once every winter if were lucky i havent had a snowday from school in a loooooong time =( i want a white christmas

Take a deep breath.

Locate the capslock key.

Remove it from your keyboard permanently.

Slow down.

Never ever ever EVER abbreviate "any" as "ne" again.

Punctuation is your friend. This includes, but is not limited to, periods and commas.

Thank you.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-15-2001 06:20:56 PM
Actually, I did that.

The Capslock key.

On my crappy keyboard, it's placed where the shift key is on my mother's good keyboard, so I kept hitting it by accident. I got mad, and pried it out so it flew across the room, after one to many times I ENDED UP TYPING LIKE THIS.

I have no idea where it is, but I am very happy wihtout it!

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 07:34:27 PM
It was warm out not too long ago. Then it snowed, about 2-3". It started to melt, because it got warm again. Then it started to rain. And rain. And rain. No more snow. No ice either.

I live in New York... We're supposed to have snow, damnit... I want snow again

**Ocyrrhoe sniffles.**

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