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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 12-14-2001 05:41:21 AM

More than usual, I mean. I had to buy my new sister-in-law (not Cass, my older bro got married) a boyband album, because that's what she wanted.

Mortious scrapes at his fingers.

Does it ever come off?

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Koska Kintaro

Not Banned Yet

posted 12-14-2001 05:50:20 AM

HURRY! We need 200cc's of Blind Guardian, STAT!!

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Mightion Defensor

posted 12-14-2001 06:12:18 AM

Let's get some vintage Genesis over here, STAT!

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Il Buono

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.

posted 12-14-2001 06:58:23 AM

I had to restock cosmetics and "HB" (health and beauty) yesterday, Mort.

Steel wool and matches works wonders for dirty hands.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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Vorbis

Vend-A-Goat

posted 12-14-2001 07:01:28 AM

quote:
Demitri had this to say about Captain Planet:
I had to restock cosmetics and "HB" (health and beauty) yesterday, Mort.
Steel wool and matches works wonders for dirty hands.

Or just enjoy watching steel wool burn.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 12-14-2001 07:02:11 AM

Next time, use tongs or something to hold the offending matter.

So what is she getting you for for X-mas?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Caanis Lupus

Rub me?

posted 12-14-2001 10:42:42 AM

*hand Mort the new Rob Zombie*

I suggest you listen to this and then burn a NSYNC poster...

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 12-14-2001 10:54:55 AM

My new sis-in-law is a clubber, so yes.. now I have two clubber sisters-in-law, which is twice the music factor. You should've heard it when she was staying here, before her and my bro moved to the Army married quarters in York. My poor ears.

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Lalamile

My title doesn't even make sense any more

posted 12-14-2001 11:04:36 AM

Should have gotten a Foo Fighters album. They arn't bad. They are an "all boy band" just not the normal view of it. The term truly refering to the thought of the standard boy band should be "crap".

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