Choose one prz .
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
If you can think of one thing you really want to do before you die, why haven't you done it?
Love will set you free.
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad."
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."
"To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
"Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is."
"People only see what they are prepared to see."
"History is rarely made by reasonable men."
" Every living thing is a murderer."
"The unexamined life is not worth living."
"Half this game is 90% mental."
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
Do not stop chainsaws with your hands or genitalia.
Best damn advice out there.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
"Jesus Christ came to earth a second time, but the second he opened his mouth, he was grabbed by anti-cult deprogrammers and locked away for therapy. Sooner or later, they'll let him out, he'll get a job, marry, and have decent, TV-watching kids. Then he'll grow old, go senile, and die. Amen, we've won again. Do not adjust your set."
"We're counting on cancer to teach us to live."
"When justice dies, the people are bound to follow."
"Sometimes, you just have to say 'What the fuck?'"
Yes, they're all depressing.
"Those who do not learn from History are doomed to repeat it."
Watch out for sentient underpants.
Pull pranks on your siblings. Regularly.
If you don't go poop for about a month, get to a doctor.
If someone asks you to read aloud a paper that says, "I won a math debate", do it. Everyone will clap and cheer.
Almost forgot- You aren't the insane one. You are 100% perfectly sane! S-A-N-E! They're the insane ones... They... Are the FREAKS! [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]
It's in my sig as well
-Albert Einstien
i mean, considering that it's been in my sig for the majority of the time i've been here one would think you'd know it by now [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Geeorn ]
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
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The Last Strider impressed everyone with:
Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I saw graffiti once that said Jesus *heart* yuo (yes, they misspelled YOU), and fath bitches. Yes, they also mispelled bitchs.
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First Dragon had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I saw graffiti once that said Jesus *heart* yuo (yes, they misspelled YOU), and fath bitches. Yes, they also mispelled bitchs.
erm...no they didn't, YOU mispelled "Bitches"
John 15:13
"So what ye will, harm ye none."