Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Gydyon Waterlapper had this to say about pies:
Actually I thought it was the Egyptian Methodists who ran Area 51 as the bears. Weird that they hire security guards.
No no no, Area 51 is run by the enigmatic race known only as The Government, from planet Bureaucria.
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Gydyon Waterlapper had this to say about Optimus Prime:
OK, you have been entirely too giddy lately......
Hey... you're "Giddy On." haha. Get it?
*slaps knee*
Okay, it was a crappy pun. I apologize.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
If it weren't for the pillboxes loaded with machine guns and snipers, as well as the mortar intallations, or the fact that they can scramble jets to get on scene within 12 minutes, I'd be all for it!
All we need is lots of red tape. The denizens of planet Bureacria are extremely vulnerable to red tape.
Just make them sign some waivers in triplicate before they shoot us. Man I tell ya, set out a big plate of waivers and these guys will be all over 'em in an instant, scratching thier fountain pens and drooling like mad dogs.
You see they can't get fresh red tape here on earth like they could at home, but waivers never go stale.
During one Green Flag exercise, we had a guy accidently clip one corner of The Box in his F-16. He was immediately directed back to Nellis and by the time he landed he had a general and whole raft of colonels waiting on him. In a nutshell, they told to go back to his room, pack his shit, and go back home, because he was done with that exercise.
Go for something easier and less hazardous. Like sneaking into the White House. They'll probably only just shoot you in that case. 
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We were all impressed when Koska Kintaro wrote:
No no no, Area 51 is run by the enigmatic race known only as The Government
Wait a minute... I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the list of things I allowed moderators to do...
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Drysart had this to say about Pirotess:
Wait a minute... I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the list of things I allowed moderators to do...
Hey, even your Mods have personal lives 
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Bajah had this to say about John Romero:
Hey... you're "Giddy On." haha. Get it?
I am not amused.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
WHen I first got here there was a man who flew his plane along the highway, then made a blaze out to Area 51. Needless to say, they sent up 4 fully armed F-16's that intercepted him and brought him down at gunpoint. When he landed, he was rushed away and thrown in a military prison. Just so you know, military prisons are VERY VERY VERY BAD !
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
