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Topic: The one you really want to see! Peachis vs. Cassandra
Old Hickory
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 06:07:37 AM
Who the hell cares who wins. We'd just want to watch. Weapons are pillows. Arena is Jell-o.
Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly better man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.

One man with courage makes a majority.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-13-2001 06:29:42 AM
peachsi would win she has more range of motion.

Cass would just "(smile)" and "(Blink)"

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-13-2001 06:43:23 AM
quote:
Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Cass would just "(smile)" and "(Blink)"

Now now she might also (nuzzle) and (hug). I think that gives her the edge, 'cause Peachis would not want to fight after all that. Know I wouldn't.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 06:49:13 AM
Well, you gotta admit, watching a hug-and-nuzzle-fest between Peachis and Cass would still be a good thing to watch.

Especially if there's Jell-O handy.

Malbi
posted 12-13-2001 06:54:54 AM
buys a front row ticket
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-13-2001 06:59:13 AM
Tough one to call...

Cassandra has benifit of semi-lurkerdom (seldom seen until the best moments)...

Peachis has the benifit of her lap d... er, body guard, Drysart

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-13-2001 08:20:25 AM
(*reserves a front row seat*)
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Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 08:24:00 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azymyth was all like:
Tough one to call...

Cassandra has benifit of semi-lurkerdom (seldom seen until the best moments)...

Peachis has the benifit of her lap d... er, body guard, Drysart


Actually, like as not, Peachis acts as Drysart's bodyguard. He's easy to distract; just distract him with pie!

Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 12-13-2001 08:40:01 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mightion Defensor wrote:
Actually, like as not, Peachis acts as Drysart's bodyguard. He's easy to distract; just distract him with pie!

Or (_|_). That always works too.

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Katjya ]

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-13-2001 08:52:15 AM
......

0_o

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-13-2001 09:24:56 AM
I wanna be the announcer for THIS one!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-13-2001 09:26:27 AM
EDIT: UBB HAETS MI!!!!!11111

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 09:50:09 AM
mmmm.. pie.... (_|_)....
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 12-13-2001 09:59:22 AM
Can I be the referee?
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 10:01:27 AM
quote:
Kilauea had this to say about (_|_):
Can I be the referee?

Can you be impartial?

Malbi
posted 12-13-2001 10:25:31 AM
who do you think will interfere first Drysart or Mortious?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-13-2001 10:27:07 AM
The Jell-O is gonna make the pillows all gunky and unpleasent for future use.
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Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 10:48:22 AM
A Jell-O match or a..... Pudding.... Match?

Chocolate of course.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-13-2001 11:38:11 AM
I'm a luvah not a fightah!
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 11:39:55 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm a luvah not a fightah!

We know. We just wanna see the cuddle-fest.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-13-2001 01:38:40 PM
Prefight
Hoards of men assemble to watch the fight. As the fighters come out into the ring, they break out their popcorn, sodas, vaseline, and kleenex.

Round One
Peachis makes a cutesy post that makes everyone go "awwww." Cassandra counterattacks by (hugging).

Round Two
The two chickz0rs begin rubbing jello on each other. Several weaker male specimens explode on sight.

Final Round
Drysart bans Cassandra, 'cause she's furry. Then a Hamatula springs out of a portal and slashes Peachis to ribbons with his glaive. Drysart bans it, but is soon devoured by the pair of Osyluths that leapt from the portal behind him.

Winner: Baatezu

Mwa ha ha ha!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-13-2001 01:41:28 PM
How do the devils always win? Isn't evil suppose to devour itself from its own actions? <nibbles on one of her tails> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-13-2001 01:41:30 PM
Sniffle. And I wanted to be tagged in.

*pouts*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-13-2001 01:42:51 PM
Baatezu are the devils from the Nine Hells of Baator, a plane of Law and Evil. Ergo, their strict rigidity and suppression of individuality ensures they will not destroy each other.

Tanar'ri on the other hand...

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-13-2001 01:46:45 PM
Yeah, I know, was just using the old creedo that evil never wins cause evil falls apart and preys on itself :P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-13-2001 01:53:41 PM
You have been DISPROVEN!

*feeds Katrinity to a Gelugon*

Kolak
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 02:21:30 PM
Peachis would win. she has the spiky spikes/tape and chair, and maybe probably more i haven't gotten beaten up with yet.

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Kolak ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-13-2001 02:44:04 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Prefight
Hoards of men assemble to watch the fight. As the fighters come out into the ring, they break out their popcorn, sodas, vaseline, and kleenex.

-snip-

Round Two
The two chickz0rs begin rubbing jello on each other. Several weaker male specimens explode on sight.

Final Round
Drysart bans Cassandra, 'cause she's furry. Then a Hamatula springs out of a portal and slashes Peachis to ribbons with his glaive. Drysart bans it, but is soon devoured by the pair of Osyluths that leapt from the portal behind him.

Winner: Baatezu

Mwa ha ha ha!


Hahahaha!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-13-2001 06:57:00 PM
<munches on the Gelugon with a cookie> Mmmh, tasty!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-13-2001 07:33:23 PM
Parce, my sis wasn't killed! I demand a rematch!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-13-2001 07:36:42 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Parce, my sis wasn't killed! I demand a rematch!

I find that intensely funny.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ryuujin
posted 12-13-2001 08:37:36 PM
My money's on Cassandra, just cause she's so damn kawaii!
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-13-2001 08:46:36 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
Actually, like as not, Peachis acts as Drysart's bodyguard. He's easy to distract; just distract him with pie!

Until someone calls her a bad name or says anything else against her and she needs him to bully them for it.


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 09:02:33 PM
(blinks.. not too sure what to make of this)

(eyes Ryuujin's tail, watching it sway back and forth.. back and forth..)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-13-2001 09:14:55 PM
quote:
Jania had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Until someone calls her a bad name or says anything else against her and she needs him to bully them for it.

I thought your snotty ass was taking a break from the boards?

Or, are you just trolling for more attention?

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 12-13-2001 09:16:06 PM
Uhhh... Peach can take care of herself.

I think your statement is a bit unfounded Jania.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-13-2001 09:21:01 PM
What? We can't join in on the fun? *winks*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-13-2001 09:26:04 PM
Sure you can, Azrael!

A nude, black-winged Erinyes descends from the heavens and wraps her magical rope around Azrael's throat and lifts him up, cackling demonically as she snaps his neck and lets his corpse plummet back to the ground.

WINNER: ERINYES

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-13-2001 09:44:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Sure you can, Azrael!

A nude, black-winged Erinyes descends from the heavens and wraps her magical rope around Azrael's throat and lifts him up, cackling demonically as she snaps his neck and lets his corpse plummet back to the ground.

WINNER: ERINYES


*returns momentarily to loot his corpse* Well, it was enjoyable while it lasted

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ryuujin
posted 12-13-2001 11:01:21 PM
quote:
Cassandra impressed everyone with:
(blinks.. not too sure what to make of this)

(eyes Ryuujin's tail, watching it sway back and forth.. back and forth..)


ties a bell to it for the Holiday spirit :P

proceeds to hypnotize Cassandra

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