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Topic: What the eff is wrong with japanese people?!?!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 12-12-2001 08:02:56 AM
First the "stick your finger up someone's bum" game, now... well...
just look at this.. http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-12-2001 08:04:59 AM
I refuse to acknowledge clicking on that link.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-12-2001 08:08:31 AM
its repressed sexuality
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Steven Steve
posted 12-12-2001 08:08:51 AM
*says in a grumbly voice* NO WAY!!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-12-2001 08:09:20 AM
I'm scared.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-12-2001 08:12:31 AM
I was amused by the news report....
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 08:14:13 AM
that's just not right, I think they ate too much raw fish actually....
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-12-2001 08:21:33 AM
YOU MEAN YOU DONT THIN KEVBERYTHING ABOUT JAPAN IS SUPER GREAT?!?!??!

Learn japanese, bash american dubbed voice actors and talk about Kung Fu all the time!

Yes for a limited time only YOU yes YOU can become a japanese Fanboi in the privarcy of your own home! With your own "Fanboi in a box" kit you can be embracing this superior culture and bashing everything american in as little as 2 weeks!

Basic Kit includes:
Tons of Uncut Anime - NOT EVEM SUBBED! ENGLISH IS FOR WEAKLINGS!
Your own Karate/Kung-Fu GI! - being a fanboi is not just claiming your a blackbelt! Now you can look like one too!
Various random Oriental weapons! - Cant be a fanboi with out at least 1 off these badboys!

all kits customizable to YOUR tastes!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-12-2001 08:24:46 AM
I found this quite entertaining.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-12-2001 09:45:59 AM
0_o
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Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 09:47:29 AM
quote:
Lawgiver Cadga wrote this stupid crap:
YOU MEAN YOU DONT THIN KEVBERYTHING ABOUT JAPAN IS SUPER GREAT?!?!??!

Learn japanese, bash american dubbed voice actors and talk about Kung Fu all the time!

Yes for a limited time only YOU yes YOU can become a japanese Fanboi in the privarcy of your own home! With your own "Fanboi in a box" kit you can be embracing this superior culture and bashing everything american in as little as 2 weeks!

Basic Kit includes:
Tons of Uncut Anime - NOT EVEM SUBBED! ENGLISH IS FOR WEAKLINGS!
Your own Karate/Kung-Fu GI! - being a fanboi is not just claiming your a blackbelt! Now you can look like one too!
Various random Oriental weapons! - Cant be a fanboi with out at least 1 off these badboys!

all kits customizable to YOUR tastes!


What's sad is there are people like that....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-12-2001 10:15:58 AM
quote:
Anklebitur D'gnome had this to say about John Romero:
its repressed sexuality

Don't sound all that repressed to me.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
nem-x
posted 12-12-2001 10:39:22 AM
Hey, I'm Japanese... and nothings wrong with me?
I bet if you saw that "stick your thumb up me bum" game at the arcade, you would give it a shot lol
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-12-2001 10:45:13 AM
a $2,500 dildo? No thanks.. Got mine for $7.
Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 12-12-2001 10:48:24 AM
quote:
nem-x wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I bet if you saw that "stick your thumb up me bum" game at the arcade, you would give it a shot lol

The sad part is he's right, I would.

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Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 10:51:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Peachis wrote:
a $2,500 dildo? No thanks.. Got mine for $7.

So many perverted comments, so little time....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-12-2001 11:46:35 AM
quote:
Peachis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
a $2,500 dildo? No thanks.. Got mine for $7.

What about the one you got for free? The walking, green-robed one?

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-12-2001 11:49:53 AM
quote:
Tier had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What about the one you got for free? The walking, green-robed one?

*smirks* Free, i suppose from a $$ charge.. I do pay other fees though.

*grins*

Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 12-12-2001 12:02:25 PM
heh you are all strange!
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Skaw
posted 12-12-2001 12:06:10 PM
quote:
Peachis impressed everyone with:
a $2,500 dildo? No thanks.. Got mine for $7.

I could've gone without seeing that today. Thx for the horrific problems in my future Peachis

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-12-2001 12:15:31 PM
quote:
Skaw wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I could've gone without seeing that today. Thx for the horrific problems in my future Peachis

I highly doubt your problems will have come from me, but if so.. You're welcome!!

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 12-12-2001 12:22:17 PM
quote:
Skaw stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I could've gone without seeing that today. Thx for the horrific problems in my future Peachis

I think someone needs to sit Skaw down and explain to him the um... "Facts of Life"

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 12-12-2001 12:30:17 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Pesco was all like:
I think someone needs to sit Skaw down and explain to him the um... "Facts of Life"

I think Skaw is trolling for attention

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-12-2001 12:38:10 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hey, I'm Japanese... and nothings wrong with me?

Nem everything is wrong with you *snickers*


I blaim the british. They do weird stuff to, and they were the ones who went over to modernise Japan in the first place!
humour disclaimer!

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 12-12-2001 12:47:52 PM
I think someone at Skaws workplace/school saw that
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Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 12:50:34 PM
quote:
Peachis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*smirks* Free, i suppose from a $$ charge.. I do pay other fees though.

*grins*


The big question I have in the $2500 vs $7 debate is.....

How much do batteries run you? Isn't the dog rechargeable?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 12-12-2001 12:53:05 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Robocop:
I could've gone without seeing that today. Thx for the horrific problems in my future Peachis

Frankly the idea of dildos and peachis gives rather interesting mental images...dont know whats wrong with you iguana boy.

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-12-2001 12:54:03 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Duck Tales:
The big question I have in the $2500 vs $7 debate is.....

How much do batteries run you? Isn't the dog rechargeable?


Not $2,493 worth that's for sure.

Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 12-12-2001 12:54:26 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The big question I have in the $2500 vs $7 debate is.....

How much do batteries run you? Isn't the dog rechargeable?


Umm me thinks you will be in pain shortly

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 12:56:51 PM
quote:
Peachis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Not $2,493 worth that's for sure.

I'd say here was a definate problem if you did spend that much....

However I can think of someone in my roommate's guild that can potentially claim that kind of battery expendature. Granted I think she's just being teased to all hell and goes along with it for the laughs.....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-12-2001 01:02:15 PM
great. bestiality for computer geeks. as if the pasty-skinned computer freak populace didn't have enough problems breeding...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:13:19 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
great. bestiality for computer geeks. as if the pasty-skinned computer freak populace didn't have enough problems breeding...

Holy shit.....

Deth stumbled on to the conspiracy! They're trying to breed out the geeks! NO!!!!!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:21:22 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Pirotess:
great. bestiality for computer geeks. as if the pasty-skinned computer freak populace didn't have enough problems breeding...


BAH! Wrong Wrong Wrong. Brimming over in wrongability. Why?
Take me for instance.
1) Computer Geek
2) Father of two beautiful girls
3) Studies that state geeks get it more, do it more and better then the average male.

http://www.bloodfin.net
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-12-2001 01:30:11 PM
I didn't say that ALL computer nerds don't get jiggy. I just said they have a hard time.

As for the fact they get it more...well...if you were a sexually repressed body of people, and finally found someone, wouldn't you want to do it a whole lot?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 12-12-2001 01:32:11 PM
Here doggy doggy...
Ferrel!
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 12-12-2001 01:33:05 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about Captain Planet:

Cute kids man

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:37:12 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Peachis!
a $2,500 dildo? No thanks.. Got mine for $7.

man, I had to pay $20 for mine. At least its waterproof I guess....

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:37:45 PM
Thanks. Yeah they're a riot. The little one Tiffany don't like baby food but will eat mashed up fruits and veggies. And the 3 year old Sabrina is a chile'head like her dad. Gave her some deep fried cheeze curds last night. They had Habenero and Jalapeno peppers in them. Was eating them like candy.

Both have me firmly wrapped around thier little fingers. Bad days at work go away when I get thier smiles. Daddys can do no wrong as far as daughters are concerned.

http://www.bloodfin.net
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Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:38:47 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
I didn't say that ALL computer nerds don't get jiggy. I just said they have a hard time.

How true that is.

quote:
So speaks the truth bringer:
As for the fact they get it more...well...if you were a sexually repressed body of people, and finally found someone, wouldn't you want to do it a whole lot?

Been there. Done that. Enjoyed it for a while. Regret it now.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-12-2001 01:48:55 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I blaim the british. They do weird stuff to, and they were the ones who went over to modernise Japan in the first place!
humour disclaimer!

Actually...it was us Americans who modernized Japan, starting with Commodore Perry who first started diplomatic relations, to just after WWII when we oversaw the reconstruction of Japan, turning it into a true modern democracy.

As for the doggy-dildo? I'm surprised they didn't do it sooner. To be quite honest, my roommate and his gf play with weirder toys than that, also, isn't watching people have sex/masturbate also part of a American past-time? The Internet, hello? I personally would never consider buying any such thing for my gf/possible wife, unless specifically requested.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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