Didn't you eat your siblings in the nest?
I got my sister a bottle of candle wax, to be warmed and softened. It'll then be poured into an empty shampoo bottle.
Hilarity follows.
[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]
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We were all impressed when Mortious Shadowstalker wrote:
You call yourself evil?I got my sister a bottle of candle wax, to be warmed and softened. It'll then be poured into an empty shampoo bottle.
Hilarity follows.
And once she finds the candle wax I'm sure she'll have fun.... 
*jealous that he can't watch*
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They're TWINS!!
"Dey are, like, SO goddam da same persun. I ask them 'they want icecream cone' dey bote say yess!!!"
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De lid g am ond wrote this:
Is he molestering Cadga?
Is the type to only read Subject Lines
I also hand out pickup lines
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RPC had this to say about Captain Planet:
And once she finds the candle wax I'm sure she'll have fun....*jealous that he can't watch*
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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The Last Strider had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
As much as I agree, Mort'll kill you now.
Nah.... Mort won't kill me....
Most likely he'll make me wish I was dead... Mort's that kind of evil.
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We were all impressed when RPC wrote:
Nah.... Mort won't kill me....Most likely he'll make me wish I was dead... Mort's that kind of evil.
first he'll attach you to a strecher. leave you there for a few years, every few mins the wheel will crank tightening and pulling you.
then he'll heat up the iron boot till it turns white from the heat, then he put it on your feet. causeing the flesh around your bone to burn/melt off. then he'll collect the bones to make a nice soup
then for the hell of it. he put you in the water torture (what was this called btw?) he'll stick a tube down your throat and pump gallons of water in there till you die!
man do i love learning about medieval tortures!
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Mr. Duck had this to say:
then for the hell of it. he put you in the water torture (what was this called btw?) he'll stick a tube down your throat and pump gallons of water in there till you die!
The water tortue I know of was being locked in a totally dark room with no outside sound coming in at all. Bound to a study chair that was bolted to the floor. At random intervals a single drop of water would fall on to your head. Can't remeber were I heard or read about this...
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Mr. Duck had this to say about (_|_):
then for the hell of it. he put you in the water torture (what was this called btw?) he'll stick a tube down your throat and pump gallons of water in there till you die!
Deth told me about one once (since he's the one that reads books about medieval torture, not me) about one where they stuck a tube not down your throat, but up your ass, and pumped water in there. I don't remember if he said it was meant to kill, or just reeeeeeeally hurt.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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We were all impressed when Caanis Lupus wrote:
The water tortue I know of was being locked in a totally dark room with no outside sound coming in at all. Bound to a study chair that was bolted to the floor. At random intervals a single drop of water would fall on to your head. Can't remeber were I heard or read about this...
Chinese water torture...the thing is is that the faucet is set so that it's barely on, so that the water comes at random intervals. It drives people to the point of insanity between the sensory deprivation, and not knowing when the next drop will come.
they would take a metal box with only one side open.. and put some hungry mice/rats in it and strap it to your chest... they would eat their way through the person
Sickos 
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We were all impressed when Mortious Shadowstalker wrote:
Er.. I meant that it'd harden in her hair, and wax is damn hard to get out.Sickos
Ohhhhhhhh...
This comming from the furry pr0n fanatic... hehehe
And personally, I'd mix some heavy corn syrup into the shampoo instead of using wax. The wax has a chance of hardening in the container or if it's still semi-liquid it will be warmer than normal. If you mix some heavy corn syrup into the shampoo (dump enough shampoo to make it about a 50-50 mix) it won't have viscousity issues as bad nor will it have a temp difference, but it's a complete bitch to completely get rid of.
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Lyinar had this to say about pies:
Deth told me about one once (since he's the one that reads books about medieval torture, not me) about one where they stuck a tube not down your throat, but up your ass, and pumped water in there. I don't remember if he said it was meant to kill, or just reeeeeeeally hurt.
Isn't that basically a kolonike (know I am not spelling it right.) They klean you out with water, I see no difference...
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Cuba:
After reading this, she'll probably sniff her shampoo every day. Does corn syrup have a smell to it?
I can't honestly remember, but it would be a sugar-type smell if it did.... It's been a while since I've pulled that stunt. I was at a summer camp with a cluster of Boy Scouts (my dad was an assistant scout master) and I picked up some really dirty tricks from them...
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Arrenn Lightblade thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Isn't that basically a kolonike (know I am not spelling it right.) They klean you out with water, I see no difference...
Colonic.... Notice the word 'Colon' in it? heheheh
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Check out the big brain on Cassandra!
(slaps Mike)
pwned 
I know what sisters can be like
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Caanis Lupus had this to say about Cuba:
Is he molestering Cadga?
It looks more like Cadga's molesting him...
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He put you in the water torture (what was this called btw?) he'll stick a tube down your throat and pump gallons of water in there till you die!
Actually the way it works is they do pour the water into your throat until your stomach is bloated with it then they turn you upside down so all the weight is resting on your lungs, the purpose is not to kill but to get you to confess. This torture was used in the Middle Ages by the christian curch on suspected heratics, and was considered a nice first step in torturing someone.
now remember, get VERRY large box, a bedium box & a maller box ...
Rap the monky in the small box & rap it & othere oen so for & so on ...
make 3 lithel cards , add kind nifty words to it, attach them to the 3 bax, so when she open & see a othere box, can read the card, then open the othere box, read a card & open the box ... & Pow!!! a Monky!
i bet the Hug will be great & full of famely love
*sigh*
that kind of moment that i wish i hade simblings =)
