Its-->Possessive word
It's-->Contraction of it is
There-->Go over there.
They're-->They're having a blast.
Their-->Their money left them after spending it hookers and alcohol.
To-->I'm going to the store to buy pie.
Too-->Not only are you ugly, you're stupid, too.
Finally, my last point, which is really more of a spelling thing. It's dammit, contradictory to damnit. This rule applies in America, though, I think.
I know I'm fighting a lost battle, but shut up. =P I don't know why, but grammar problems (not sentence fragments or run-ons, since they atleast do not much change the meaning of a sentence) really bug me.
Just take this post lightly. 
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WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about Cuba:
Shit.
DAMNIT > Dammit.
Damnit.
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
jejejejejejejeje XDDDDDDDD!!
roofle XDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~
die plz k thx
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Punky Brewster:
jejejejejejejeje XDDDDDDDD!!
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.
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Demitri had this to say about Tron:
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.
You really ought to do something about fixing that. I think it's the second time this week you've had that problem.
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WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about John Romero:
You really ought to do something about fixing that. I think it's the second time this week you've had that problem.
I think it's the red hot pokers.
They just might be the culprit.
your is are St00pid hed!
affect - To make a change
effect - Side effect
stationery - writing paper
stationary - not moving
HAHHA OWNED! (owned = u r bitch y0)
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Carnation wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The way someone spells bothers you that much?
Why? As long as you can understand what the person is trying to say then it's ok with me.
Personality quirk.
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Kegwen Tabibito had this to say about Robocop:
Personality quirk.
also knows as OC (obsessive compulsive)
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about pies:
also knows as OC (obsessive compulsive)
not quite..
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about John Romero:
also knows as OC (obsessive compulsive)
No, actually, it wouldn't be. It would be OC if I was spending a great deal of time perfecting my posts, not the posts of others.
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No, actually, it wouldn't be. It would be OC if I was spending a great deal of time perfecting my posts, not the posts of others.
you obsessivly correct other peoples posts
and you compulsivly bitch about it
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WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say:
First, let's rehash the basics.Their-->Their money left them after spending it hookers and alcohol.
Their-->Their money left them after spending it on hookers and alcohol. 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lawgiver Cadga was all like:
you obsessivly correct other peoples posts
and you compulsivly bitch about it
I don't pester people about bad grammar. This was just a lightly taken thread that I hoped might clear up the speech just a bit.
Oh well, forget it, monkies are too stupid to understand anything.
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Caanis Lupus wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Their-->Their money left them after spending it on hookers and alcohol.
Heh, atleast I had my usage of their correct. 
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WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about dark elf butts:
I don't pester people about bad grammar. This was just a lightly taken thread that I hoped might clear up the speech just a bit.Oh well, forget it, monkies are too stupid to understand anything.
someone didnt read delids thread about getting a sense of humor this thread was taken lightly and all posts in it
take your own advice Mr Poopypants!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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"Damnit" is the correct spelling. "Dammit" is, at best, a colloquialism.
Every dictionary I've checked has either no entry on this or "dammit". None of them have damnit.
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Every dictionary I've checked has either no entry on this or "dammit". None of them have damnit.
Sadly, you are correct. It's a recent phenomenon, but the corruption does seem to be standard, now. 
Seems kind of silly, to me.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
"Damnit" is the correct spelling. "Dammit" is, at best, a colloquialism.
Well, if we wanna get nitpicky, the best way would be "damn it." "Damnit" or "Dammit" are rationalizations, believe it or not, stemming from the idea being that "damn it" is blashempy (asking God to damn something). If you write it as one word, you could convince yourself that it's somehow less bad. Then, you say it as one word, and it's not blasphemic.
Same goes for "God damn it."
But damn it, that's just my view.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
i(<---mistake) type and spell correctly when it really matters. Here the only thing i think that matetrs is getting a point across..if you would like i can type like MOG for a while till you beg that i use my shattered grammer as apposed to that monstrosity.
its just more comfortable for me
besides apostrophes are a pain in the ass to type all the time
If I hear one more person say 'acrosst' instead of 'across' I am going to strangle them with my ponytail, then assault them with my bunnyears.
Then do a riverdance upon their forehead. The end. Narf!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
Poit?
NARF!
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WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about Cuba:
Oh well, forget it, monkies are too stupid to understand anything.
monkeys
k thx
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Suchii had this to say about grammar:
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Caanis Lupus wrote this stupid crap:
Their-->Their money left them after spending it on hookers and alcohol.
At least they had their priorities straight.
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