I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
*as Caanis cleans coke off his keyboard and monitor*
That was funny...I can see it now...
GM: You have been banned for cussing out the NPCs. Player: But no one else was in the entire zone with me when I did it. GM: Say hello to your desktop for me.
