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Koska Kintaro

Not Banned Yet

posted 12-06-2001 05:15:37 AM

Anyone else notice the funny bits in the loading messages?

"Adding vanilla flavoring to ice giants"
"Sanding wood elves"
"Adding random misspelled words"

hehe, I like these

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 12-06-2001 05:27:08 AM

more to be found in this thread here: http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=016537

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This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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Koska Kintaro

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posted 12-06-2001 05:47:48 AM

well shut up

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 12-06-2001 05:49:47 AM

no.

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 12-06-2001 05:55:39 AM

Ensuring Everything Works Perfektly
Loading, Don't Wait If You Don't Want To
Adding Randomly Mispeled Words Into Text
Spawning Your_Characters01
Checking Anti-Camp Radius
Creating Randomly Generated Feature
Look Out Behind You
Doing Something You Don't Wanna Know About
Does Anyone Actually Read This?
Preparing to Spin You Around Rapidly
Have You Tried Batwing Crunchies Cereal?
You Have Gotten Better At Loading! (4)
Always Frisky Kerrans <AFK>
Looking For Graphics <LFG>
Teaching Snakes to Kick
Refreshing Death Touch Ammunition
Adding Vanilla Flavor to Ice Giants
Dusting Off Spellbooks
Sharpening Claws
Sharpening Swords
Stringing Bows
Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves.
Starching High Elf Robes
Sanding Wood Elves... now 32% smoother.
Have You Hugged An Iksar Today?
Hiding Catnip From Vah Shir
Polishing Erudite Foreheads
Filling Halflings With Pie
Whacking Trolls With Ugly Stick
Looking Up Barbarian Kilts
Ensuring Gnomes Are Still Short
Stupidificationing Ogres
Attaching Beards to Dwarves

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Bajah

posted 12-06-2001 07:45:50 AM

quote:
Black Mage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Filling Halflings With Pie

Ah yes, just the way I like it. Take that, Drysart!

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Gydyon

Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.

posted 12-06-2001 07:52:11 AM

"Teaching Snakes to Kick" has been my favorite so far.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 12-06-2001 08:32:57 AM

Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves.

hahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

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Kolak

Pancake

posted 12-06-2001 09:38:43 AM

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Anyone else notice the funny bits in the loading messages?
"Adding vanilla flavoring to ice giants"
"Sanding wood elves"
"Adding random misspelled words"
hehe, I like these

"You have become better at loading! (4)"

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Melyodas Darkender

Pancake

posted 12-06-2001 09:45:18 AM

Polishing Erudite Foreheads

Damn thats a lot of turtle wax...

I LIKE MILK

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Pancake

posted 12-06-2001 09:55:08 AM

Nice to know thoes guys have a sense of humor....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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diadem

eet bugz

posted 12-06-2001 10:01:07 AM

Teaching snakes to kick
You realy don't wa to to know what we are doing
Feeding Vah Shir Catnip

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: diadem ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul

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Pesco

Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.

posted 12-06-2001 10:03:12 AM

quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves.

Damn the Bad Luck!

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 12-06-2001 11:15:08 AM

As I said on the other thread...

quote:
Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves.

BwahahaHAhahaha!

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