: And this kids is why not all of us are writers... [ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]
That's worse than the Ultima Fanpr0n that SA.com had as an awful link of the day.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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You know, it isn't easy to write good erotic liturate, but is sure is hard to write it that bad.
I'm not giving out links to the horribly sucky porn because Drysart would kick my ass.
Although if you PM me, I can see what pain I can dispense. But read it at your own risk and whatnot. Just remember: it's very very bad. And you asked for it.
*looks around* yes I wrote an adult story once. so what.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
It's easy to write porn. It's easy to write porn that doesn't come off bad. It's hard not to make it repetitive.*looks around* yes I wrote an adult story once. so what.
Did you ever send me that? And if you didn't, where's my damn copy? :P
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and MechaCrash was all like:
You people need to read Eye of Argon.
That. Was. Awful.
Won Worst piece of fiction 17 years in a row. it was only entered once. The scariest thing is, the author wrote it SERIOUSLY. Not as a gag-fic. He actually wanted it published..
*shudders* Game my firends and I play: Read out loud til you alugh. then it's the next person's turn. Needless to say, we didn't last long.
My friend actuall has an ogre named Grignr. Which reminds me.. that Eye of argon wasn't as funny as this MST3k'd version of it. Which is friggin HILARIOUS. Read it. you'll laugh, I proimise you.
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Gikkwiny wrote this stupid crap:
Which reminds me.. that Eye of argon wasn't as funny as this MST3k'd version of it. Which is friggin HILARIOUS. Read it. you'll laugh, I proimise you.
How do you think I first heard of it? 
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Gikkwiny wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
My friend actuall has an ogre named Grignr. Which reminds me.. that Eye of argon wasn't as funny as this MST3k'd version of it. Which is friggin HILARIOUS. Read it. you'll laugh, I proimise you.
That was hilarious!
