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Topic: Someone needs to DIE!!!
Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 12-04-2001 07:18:40 PM
Some spamming PRICK decided to send me 1,117 emails today!! I swear, isn't there anything that can be done to these ass-holes?!!? I mean, c'MON!! Over 11 pages worth of the exact same spam letter!!!

GRRRRR!!!!!

<Starts rummaging through her weapon's room>

Taran, dear, Vene's bringing home a new toy. Get the poker's white-hot for me.

Destroyer of Mystiana
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-04-2001 07:29:54 PM
I honestly don't get why companies think sending your their email 48953945305943583450934850435908435934 times is going to make you any more compelled to buy it. O_o
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-04-2001 07:30:53 PM
*eye twitches*

1,117...? Dear lords above, below, and torturing the unworthy in Tartarus, some people have too much free time.

Respond to them exactly 1,117 times telling them to do something more useful with their free time than send you spam.

Or if you'd rather not be hypocritical, you could always drag them down to Tartarus and feed them bit by bit to starving, shambling shades of the dead, then regenerate them to endure the pain over and over.

S'just a suggestion, though.

*grin*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-04-2001 07:37:43 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Tron:
Or if you'd rather not be hypocritical, you could always drag them down to Tartarus and feed them bit by bit to starving, shambling shades of the dead, then regenerate them to endure the pain over and over.

S'just a suggestion, though.

*grin*


Hmm... Your post just made something occur to me... It seems almost all torture in GReek Mythology seems to involve inevitable or continuous repetitive acts.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-04-2001 07:50:01 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lashanna wrote:
continuous repetitive acts.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

*SQUIRT*

goes the same for the after death pleasures too.

bring in some more hand lotion and tissues baby!

Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 12-04-2001 07:51:44 PM
Mmmm!!! Sounds like my idea of a good time! >=)

I did consider replying to  edward@auswww.com for each of his emails, but could you imagine how many responses I'd get after that?? Over a million?? Also, I don't dare open even one of them, or he may get the idea I AM interested.

Destroyer of Mystiana
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-04-2001 07:56:00 PM
Damned to constant masturbation? Where's the damning part of that ? If that's my punishment for doing something bad, well, I'm gonna go out to deface a temple and rape priests now...

And hm, as for the email thing... you could try the tried-and-true signing them up to every single porn spambot you can find. A wonderful bit of poetic justice, methinks .

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 12-04-2001 07:58:52 PM
Sol raping preists? What now?
Wait now its Sol I dont know what man wouldnt be willing ^_^

As for the spam...find a site to spam them from...sign them up for a few ironsilk accounts.

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-04-2001 08:04:03 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Damned to constant masturbation? Where's the damning part of that ?

Think about how TIRED you'll be though .

Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 12-04-2001 08:04:19 PM
Now Sol, you know if you played with yourself non-stop you'd eventually get raw, and your hand would be cramping to no end -- yet some may still consider that kind of pain enjoyable. >=)
Destroyer of Mystiana
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-04-2001 08:07:15 PM
Well, it's better than other tortures the gods can think up, hmmm? And methinks if I didn't enjoy it at the beginning, I might as well learn to, 'cause I'd be doing it for a long, long time...

*cackle*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 12-04-2001 08:15:12 PM
<Laughs wickedly>

You're my kind of girl, Sol. There might be a little dark elf blood in you.

Destroyer of Mystiana
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 12-04-2001 08:15:22 PM
Hmm somehow that idea doesnt seem to work with everything.

If you were being made to push rocks up a hill for eternity Im pretty sure you WOULDNT enjoy it after a while.

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2001 08:34:40 PM
The exact same e-mail? Sounds like it might be a virus. They may be replicating themselves in the inbox. Scan your system.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-04-2001 08:42:13 PM
Yep, sounds like a virus to me

We just had one go around work today too, by what my mom says. I would take KaL's advice. Sounds like it's replicating and it'll send itself to everyone in your addy book, too, so you might want to warn them.

We use Microsoft Outlook at work for company mail, and so when one person opens it (our CEO and someone else in the department did today) it sends out to EVERYONE. So I come in and I have like 50 e-mails of the same damn thing in my Inbox.

This is why I use hotmail at home. Nothing downloads to my system unless I want it there first.


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 12-04-2001 09:12:08 PM
It was my hotmail account that got spammed, but I'll still check this thing out for bugs. Thanks for the head's up.
Destroyer of Mystiana
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-04-2001 09:30:03 PM
I just checked mine. I got a single mail from that person. Definitely check for viruses, cause that's what it looks like it is.

Too much of a coincidence for us to have that virus at work and then have our hotmail accounts spammed by the same person.


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 12-04-2001 09:37:53 PM
Ouch, that sucks. Spam e-mails are always a pain. If the company continues to send you mails, you can write off the word in your junk mail filters. I can't exactly remember how to do it, but in Hotmail, you can tell it to send any letters containing certain words to the trash can. I get fake diploma letters all the time, so I have it send anything with "diploma" and "degree" there.

Hope this helps!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 12-05-2001 01:35:54 AM
quote:
Solstyce wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm gonna go out to deface and rape.. you .. now...

Really? WOOT!

Sorry, It had to be said.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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