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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-03-2001 03:10:37 PM
That's right!

Biblic action figures!!

Also availible!: David, Adam, Eve, Goliath, Moses, Solomon, Job, Mary, and an angel!


I AM SCARED.

[edit: I broke the tags.]

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-03-2001 03:12:55 PM
ROFL >.< OMGS! I am so scared now.. really really really scared.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-03-2001 03:13:58 PM
I fail to see the scariness in something like this.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Kanid
BANNED
posted 12-03-2001 03:17:34 PM
Some people think it is more appropriate to act out the violence of Wrestling and TV cartoons than the morality tales from the Bible, whether one believes in them or not.
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-03-2001 03:18:17 PM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-03-2001 03:20:03 PM
Eve has an interesting chest hair pattern.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-03-2001 03:20:31 PM
Oh ... and for some reason David looks like Luke Skywalker and Moses looks like the Obi Wan SW action figures I owned some twenty years ago ...
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-03-2001 03:22:35 PM
Mary's head's to small
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Majox
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 03:22:58 PM
Its only worth it if Jesus has a Kung-Fu grip.
I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
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Sora
Domo Arigato
posted 12-03-2001 03:26:34 PM
quote:
Majox had this to say about pies:
Its only worth it if Jesus has a Kung-Fu grip.

LOL

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-03-2001 04:44:06 PM
What was that one.. Buddy Christ? He was cool, I want that action figure.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 04:44:43 PM
<thinks job is the shiznit>
hehe cool

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 12-03-2001 05:42:06 PM
You too can make a safe passage for your exodus with the new Moses figure with Sea-Parting Arm action!!

Just flip the lever on his back, and watch the waters part before you!

Try it at the public pool for a laugh, just when that well-known sinner decides to take a jump off the diving board!

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-03-2001 05:51:39 PM
WTF?

0_o

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 06:03:37 PM
quote:
Kilauea had this to say about John Romero:
You too can make a safe passage for your exodus with the new Moses figure with Sea-Parting Arm action!!

Just flip the lever on his back, and watch the waters part before you!

Try it at the public pool for a laugh, just when that well-known sinner decides to take a jump off the diving board!

LOL

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-03-2001 06:17:55 PM
What, no joesph?

Damn it, I WANT MY JOESPH!

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-03-2001 07:37:55 PM
that Angel is a wimp. makes the rest of us look bad.

unless of course it's a she. i can't really tell.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-03-2001 07:49:50 PM
=\ no Lilith either!

or Noah and his ark

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 07:54:12 PM
Lol that is scary, though i would buy an archangel if they had one.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 07:56:06 PM
If you ask me, this goes with this thread like milk goes with cookies.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-03-2001 08:28:18 PM
Oh...my...god

Someone had WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on their hands, although the legos...I dunno...


Sacrelige?

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: The Otaku Penguin ]

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-03-2001 08:33:26 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin wrote this stupid crap:
Oh...my...god

Someone had WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on their hands, although the legos...I dunno...


Sacrelige?

I found that quite funny, for some unknown reason.

The World is Yours
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 08:48:43 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when The Otaku Penguin wrote:
Oh...my...god

Someone had WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on their hands, although the legos...I dunno...


Sacrelige?

you think thats bad?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 09:37:50 PM
/sarcasm on
I ordered one of each and 5 angels... Im happy now .
/sarcasm off
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Kolak
Pancake
posted 12-03-2001 09:39:55 PM
quote:
Kilauea thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You too can make a safe passage for your exodus with the new Moses figure with Sea-Parting Arm action!!

Just flip the lever on his back, and watch the waters part before you!

Try it at the public pool for a laugh, just when that well-known sinner decides to take a jump off the diving board!

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Ataru MacLear
Pancake
posted 12-04-2001 04:56:40 AM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Robocop:
What was that one.. Buddy Christ? He was cool, I want that action figure.

I Own a Buddy Christ and it sits on top of my computer.

--
The Following Statement is true...

The preceeding statement was false..
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-04-2001 05:01:03 AM
Am I the only person that didn't find this funny the last time and doesn't find it funny now?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Gork
Pancake
posted 12-05-2001 08:17:47 AM
WTF No pre-fruit Eve? How do they expect to sell any of those?
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 12-05-2001 12:05:46 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say:
=\ no Lilith either!

or Noah and his ark

What about Cain? Talk about an action figure...

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-05-2001 02:51:44 PM
This is some funny stuff. Who buys these things?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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