Add your own! I am short on ideas
to further clarify:
quote:
Arrenn said this stupid crap in AIM:
KingNothing13138: it means..
KingNothing13138: dont go. unless you are totally full and about to go all over yourself!
Never consume food you can't bring to the computer with you. Never clean up.
If something dosen't go your way, whine.
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Cuba:
That doesn't look like the Sinfest chick's hair. It looks more like the Sinfest guy's hair.
You dare challenge the Woodchuck?
quote:
Aspasia thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Never go outside when it's daylight. Keep all of your errand time/going to get food confined to the night.
I live by that one.
quote:
Demitri had this to say about dark elf butts:
I live by that one.
So do i. I sleep during the day, too.
My grandma thinks im a vampire.
I also don't feel cold like normal people, and wear shorts year round.
quote:
Falaanla Marr stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I also don't feel cold like normal people, and wear shorts year round.
Ditto. But I wear pants anyways, as my legs are hideous and hairy.
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Cuba:
If something dosen't go your way, whine.
Dont whine, make lots of excuses like "my hand are too cold" or "This boss is cheating".
quote:
First Dragon had this to say about Captain Planet:
Dont whine, make lots of excuses like "my hand are too cold" or "This boss is cheating".
That's only for console gaming.
Another rule, Though:
Always have a fridge nearby stocked with your favorite soda/beer. This is a must people, I cant stress it enough.
Always have a box of tissues near your computer desk (No, NOT for that you sickos!) for sneezing/spill emergencies. This is especially important if you follow the previous rule.. 
Coasters = 0wnage. If you have a coaster, then you'll almost never spill your drink, unless somone posts a the funny thread.
Thats all for now.
quote:
Kegwen Tabibito had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
That's only for console gaming.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious 
.
[EDIT] Cleaned up small errors. Yes, editors: the janitors of the literary world. [ 12-02-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]
For FPS games: Pay attention, that red dot isn't decoration on the wall.
For RPGs: See that sword over there? Yeah, the big one with the jagged edge... ignore it, that small knife on the counter is your best friend.
For Puzzle games: Get the hintbook.
For RTS games: The units most often overlooked can often win the fight for you. Also, try things that aren't in sync with the normal way of doing things in the game. Failing all that, see the entry for puzzle games.
1. Keep your room at a decent (by decent I mean hot) temperature, I cannot express how many fights I've lost in pk on my mud becuase my hands were numb with cold, I was lucky tho, in my apartment my bedroom was the only room in the place with a door aside from the bathroom (conveniently 4 feet from my bedroom door) so it acted as an extreme to whatever function the heating/cooling system was doing, if we set the thermo to 65 in the winter, my room was 80, and I loved it
2. always have at least 5 cans of mountain dew in grasp, always, no. there is no debate, 5 is the number that thou shalt have, and thou shalt have a count of 5.
quote:
Old_Wolf had this to say about Robocop:
Sugar is a must.
shouldn't that be:Sugar caffinated(SP?) drinks is are a must.
no sleep
no healthy food unless your a little whineass baby
yes sugar is a food group
and your always uber as hell IRL not matter if its the truth or not.. your total value as a human being is based soley on how you perform in your chosen game
