A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.
Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
takes a bow
For the record, virgins taste just the same as most other people (though virgin maidens tend to be of a good age to serve as food).
Why virgins then? For the same reason humans eat caviar. 'Cause it's hard to get, so it MUST be good.
Let me guess..
to the tune of:
"Does your Chewing Gum lose it's flavor on the Bedpost overnight" ??
Hands up everyone who remembers the words to that song... *raises hand*
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Ryuujin had this to say:
Do Virgins Taste Better?
Yes.
Yes, and I shall explain.
Virgins have not been exposed to the rigors of sex, and are therefor, not stringy.
A virgin has never been polluted by the secret sauce of a strange man.
Virgins dont bother you with details such as "No, not there, higher, over to the left, more to the middle"
Theres a few more reasons, but I'm tired and lazy.
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I, too, was thinking the entirely wrong thing when I saw the name of this thread.
as he sees a Dragon amble up and begin his retortNow, I am a dragon. Please listen to me.
For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree.
This ecology needs my and I know my place.
But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.
Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is ever so poor, despite all my wealth.
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.
Well, I'm really quite kind almost all through the year.
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear.
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree.
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me
As it happens our interests are almost the same.
You see I'm really quite skillful at managing game.
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time.
Now, the number of babies a woman can bare
Has limits. That's why my prunings done there.
And an orphan's a sad sight and so when I much.
I'm careful to eat only virgins for lunch
http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/1188/1188375.html [ 12-01-2001: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]
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Jraik Doomshadow had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yes, virgins taste like candy. Take it from one who knows.
Ah yes, Jraik, the Iksar Doctah of Love. 
-Tok
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Jraik, the Iksar Doctah of Love.
You have no idea...*purr*
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Jraik Doomshadow had this to say about (_|_):
Yes, virgins taste like candy. Take it from one who knows.
you must have a gingerbread woman than
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Check out the big brain on greykittytwilight!
You have no idea...*purr*
Actually, I was insulting him. Maybe one day he'll grow out of puberty and quit acting like a two-dollar man(boy?)-whore, but I don't see that happeneing anytime soon.
-Tok
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Jraik Doomshadow had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yes, virgins taste like candy. Take it from one who knows.
Like Candy?
I can understand it "tasting good" as part of it's association with a "good thing." (Sex).
But honestly... Candy? You must have eaten some strange candy as a child.
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Lashanna wrote:
But honestly... Candy? You must have eaten some strange candy as a child.
What, you've never had a "[Edited words] Lollipop"? They're big sellers over here.
[Edit: Ok, maybe it was a 'little' wrong.] [ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Mortious Shadowstalker ]
-Tok
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about (_|_):
What, you've never had a "[scratch scratch] Lollipop"? They're big sellers over here.
O_O
Okay Mort, please tell me you're joking... [ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
But of course we taste better. Durrr.
And Mort, that was sick.
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Ayerine Angelyre wrote this:
And Mort, that was sick.
You know what the bad thing about it was? I wasn't joking. 
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this stupid crap:
You know what the bad thing about it was? I wasn't joking.
Small comfort. Well, I won't be eating dinner tonight.... 
"Mortious Brand Weight Loss Program - just watch his posts, and YOU TOO will lose your appetite!"
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Small comfort. Well, I won't be eating dinner tonight...."Mortious Brand Weight Loss Program - just watch his posts, and YOU TOO will lose your appetite!"
No kidding. . .
But hey, it's a living.
