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Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 11-27-2001 08:05:08 PM
Christmas is coming, and Woody's art is phat.
Please put a Peachis into Mr. Josef's hat.
If you have no Peachis, Ki-lau-e-a will do.
And if you've no Kilauea, then God Bless You.

It's a Joe-In-The-Box. You know you want it.

[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Josef ]

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 11-27-2001 08:06:00 PM
*CHEERS*
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-27-2001 08:06:25 PM
God, why oh why did I click on this thread?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kitudo
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 08:08:12 PM
Is that some boxers I see?
-- WOOD ELF POWAH --
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-27-2001 08:08:50 PM
The question is, can you keep the present in front of your junk without using your hands?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-27-2001 08:08:50 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Tron:
God, why oh why did I click on this thread?


you know you enjoyed it

*DEOS the ROBOTO!!!#$%$#^*

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 11-27-2001 08:13:06 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
The question is, can you keep the present in front of your junk without using your hands?

The question is whether I can manage not to pop the lid right off. Especially if any of the ladies, curious about what's in the present, start to shake it.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-27-2001 08:15:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Josef was all like:
The question is whether I can manage not to pop the lid right off. Especially if any of the ladies, curious about what's in the present, start to shake it.

Touche!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 11-27-2001 08:15:34 PM
Woody! Can I have a cleverly drawn, yet sexually enticing sig pic too? Please?
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 08:30:24 PM
My that's a tiny package you got there, Josef!
Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 11-27-2001 08:31:56 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Cuba:
My that's a tiny package you got there, Josef!

You're only considering the 2 dimensions visible. If it were a profile pic, I'd be banned.

Steven Steve
posted 11-27-2001 08:39:10 PM
Look ma! No hands!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 08:42:50 PM
quote:
Josef wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You're only considering the 2 dimensions visible. If it were a profile pic, I'd be banned.

Careful with that. You'll poke an eye out.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-27-2001 08:43:46 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote this stupid crap:
Careful with that. You'll poke an eye out.

Or knock a lamp off the end table.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-27-2001 08:45:37 PM
Delidgamond is jealous of Josef
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-27-2001 09:06:46 PM
Hmm... Very nice art Woody,

And y'know I've seen packages get stuck sometimes. Sometimes there is too much tape, and a little help is needed...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 11-27-2001 09:14:45 PM
Just don't get a boner with the present box in front of it

"Wow that a hot chick..."
RRRRRIP!
"Great. Theres a hole in the box now.

*lurk*
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 11-27-2001 09:27:55 PM
I think I'm going to finish off that bottle of Vintage Single Malt I was at earlier.
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 11-28-2001 05:34:09 AM
quote:
Ezvien had this to say about Robocop:
Just don't get a boner with the present box in front of it

Hands Ezvien a clue

Present box is not -in front- of it...

Checks to see if it's Christmas yet, and fidgits.

Can't I open one present early???

Edit: UBB ownz me

[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Kilauea ]

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-28-2001 05:40:25 AM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Woody! Can I have a cleverly drawn, yet sexually enticing sig pic too? Please?

Me-to-me-to-me-to!!

C'mon, you know you could do something with the duck stuck

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-28-2001 05:54:40 AM
*appreciates the lack of "package" puns on this thread*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-28-2001 07:44:15 AM
/me refrains from making a comment regarding the previous default title before "Pancake"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-28-2001 07:49:42 AM
Wow.....

perverse yet holiday festive....

I'm impressed....

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