When I was in middle school, I'd been having headaches. My parents gave a bottle of tylenol to the school nurse, in accordance with regulations. She refused to give me the tylenol when I needed it because they didn't have a doctor's note saying I needed medication. From then on, I carried a small bottle of Tylenol in my backpack.
By college, I'd started using the bottles that my father's contact lenses came in (after cleaning & drying them). They make the perfect size portable pill case, and you can see what's in it, so you don't have to fumble around for the right pills.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
Pain.....that was a half hour ago. Ice is on it, they sent me back to class. Hurts like hell.....
