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Topic: "Brian," she said. "I really want you..."
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 08:49:20 AM
"...to teach me how to use your computer when you're at work. I want you to sign me up with e-mail and show me how to use it."

A tip: Use caution when asking your mother what she wants for Christmas.

Another tip: Screaming "Oh, me 'eart!!!" and falling to the floor holding your chest isn't appreciated by your mother at that point...

I was looking to upgrade to XP Home edition soon, but now I have reason to inquire about it's multi-user functions.

First, I have some things on my computer I wouldn't want my mother to see. Without going into detail, is there anyway in XP Home, to lock a drive or folder to keep someone without the proper password from getting in? I know I could do this in ten seconds with XP Professional and NTFS, but that would be more fun than I'm willing to have.

Second, I assume different usernames would automatically have their DUN connectoids seperate, but would Outlook Express profiles be seperated like that? I don't exactly want my mother reading my e-mails either, based on all the spam I get, despite my ISP's WONDERFUL spam filters...

That's basically it... I want to seperate my PC into two spaces - "Brian's Space" and "The Space I let Mom Use" using XP Home.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-27-2001 08:51:30 AM
Go to Fry's, spend 250 bucks, get a computer for her
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 09:01:53 AM
quote:
Bajah wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Go to Fry's, spend 250 bucks, get a computer for her

A good plan, except for two minor details:
1. I don't have 250 dollars.
2. Fry's is in California. I am in Buffalo, NY. There are no Fry's around here.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-27-2001 09:04:13 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
A good plan, except for two minor details:
1. I don't have 250 dollars.
2. Fry's is in California. I am in Buffalo, NY. There are no Fry's around here.

1. Why not? Stop buying crappy buffalo chicken sanwiches.
2. Houston, Texas is much closer than California! I'll give ya a place to stay while you're here. No hotel = cheap.

Kolak
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 09:04:20 AM
the best thing i can think of, is get partition magic (if you don't mind illegal copies of software, you can find it anywhere) make a partition of you HDD for her to use, and tell her to ONLY use that. or just make a folder on you main drive and use subst to make a virtual drive for her.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 11-27-2001 09:09:37 AM
Brian, I really want you.


scary coming from an elephant huh!

stomp stomp STOMP

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-27-2001 09:11:16 AM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Brian, I really want you.


scary coming from an elephant huh!

stomp stomp STOMP


Scarier coming from his mom.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kolak
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 09:13:31 AM
oh, for e-mails, just show her how to use the e-mail provider's online e-mail client
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Jraik Doomshadow
The Furry Iksar
posted 11-27-2001 09:14:44 AM
What part of Buffalo, Mightion?
There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 09:53:31 AM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Brian, I really want you.


scary coming from an elephant huh!

stomp stomp STOMP


/em looks up at 'Nae and gulps

I fear I lack the training and experience to provide more than token amusement for you, mistress.

and the tusks freak me out... I think I'd prefer the "female high elf" as opposed to the "stampeding pachyderm"

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 09:54:16 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Jraik Doomshadow was all like:
What part of Buffalo, Mightion?

I live in South Buffalo. Right off South Park Avenue near Bailey.

Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 11-27-2001 10:02:15 AM
Do what every computer savvy user does when they need a new OS

Pirate the sucker
Get XP Pro for yourself ^_^

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 11:17:06 AM
quote:
Nammy the Namtar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Do what every computer savvy user does when they need a new OS

Pirate the sucker
Get XP Pro for yourself ^_^


Sorry, I stopped pirating software back in my C64 days. I buy all my software.

(puts the brakes on before he says something that would start another thievery flamewar)

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 11:23:36 AM
You ever notice that 'XP' looks like a dead cyclopse?

XP

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-27-2001 11:25:44 AM
>@D <----Cyclops that wants to munch on ya!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 11:34:05 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
1. Why not? Stop buying crappy buffalo chicken sanwiches.
2. Houston, Texas is much closer than California! I'll give ya a place to stay while you're here. No hotel = cheap.

While I'm glad you want me to come to your house, if I had the money for the plane tickets, I'd have money for either the computer of the extra for XP Pro!

And it still wouldn't get me near Fry's.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2001 11:37:03 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The humor was lost when your mom was revealed as the subject.

I'm going to go wash my brain out with soap, now.

thx.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 11:44:09 AM
Well, I hadda use a clever title to get people to read it... hopefully someone would answer my original questions.

This, however, has not happened yet.

Be nice to my mom. She'd kick all your asses, Polish-Catholic-Grandmother style, yo.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 11:51:08 AM
<o( <---Sad cyclopse...
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-27-2001 11:52:58 AM
=^v^= <---- yummy fox!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 11:54:17 AM
Meep! *runs away from da cyclopse!*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-27-2001 11:55:57 AM
Cyclops: Me eet joo, wittle wuffie thung!

Cookie Monster: C is for cookie!!! Rawr*gobblegobblegobble*

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 11:58:39 AM
Meeeeep! *ducks into a foxhole!*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-27-2001 12:00:15 PM
<waves to Zeph from inside the hole, nibbling on a cookie as the one eyed giant stomps around outside>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 12:03:42 PM
I'll just stay here...
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 12:14:07 PM
guy's this not helping , stay on the subject =)
personaly, i just split the hard drive in two

& i think there's programs that can make you lck things down

to keep privite =)

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-27-2001 12:15:39 PM
<offers the fox a cookie>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-27-2001 12:17:47 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
While I'm glad you want me to come to your house, if I had the money for the plane tickets, I'd have money for either the computer of the extra for XP Pro!

Who said anything about my house?

quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
And it still wouldn't get me near Fry's.


There's a Fry's here in Houston, yo!
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 12:20:30 PM
quote:
Ukko The Papa Bear had this to say about John Romero:
guy's this not helping , stay on the subject =)
personaly, i just split the hard drive in two

& i think there's programs that can make you lck things down

to keep privite =)


I'd like to minimize the amount of steps she has to take.... remember; she'd be using it while I'm not home; so I'd like to minimize the risk she hits the wrong button. Granted, I'd trust her far more than I'd trust my father... but still...

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-27-2001 12:20:54 PM
Oooh, cookie! *munches* Thankee!
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 11-27-2001 12:27:32 PM
Jeez, and here I thought Mightion's cybersex0r logs had leaked on the boards again...

Well, in any case. Back before I bought my own PC, my mother and I used 2 separate partitions of an Apple G3. Each had it's own OS, so I could mess and fook mine up as much as I wanted to. But security-wise, the demarcation was psychologic, really... My mother didn't mess with my things, and I had no interest in my mother's.

That could be what you might be looking for, though it's far from easy. I'm assuming you're using Win98 here, so if it's the case there's always the very simple solution: put all your private stuff in a folder and flag it "Invisible". I know it's real easy to get by by changing the Invisible files option, but it takes someone in the very least computer-savvy (which, in all due respect, your mother doesn't seem to be) to find it out. If not, there probably is some third-party junk out there, though I don't trust unstable junk from any others than Microsoft...

As for the teaching part... It's real annoying, I have to put up with showing my mother everything I do when something goes wrong. Strangely enough, she doesn't seem to understand, "But mom! However much and in any way I show you how, you will never be able to configure and run a Linux proxy!".

Anyway, I can't really help you on this one, cause we're pretty much in the same boat.

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 11-27-2001 12:40:44 PM
What you need to do is build her a computer. Did this with my Mother. went over to see her a little while after I gave her the computer and she looked me in the eyes and said "Now I understand how you could be in your room and I wouldn't hear anything from you for hours".

Don't get me wrong...she didn't get a state of the art computer either. She actually got my old system when I upgraded. She is a computer using fool now. She asked me a few questions here and there and being a older system it had its quirks and made odd noises from time to time. I would just head over and change out the offending part and away she would go again. Also the Internet is a wonderful thing to let them loose on....MUHAHAHAHAHA! Of course make sure she has Anti-Cootie software running. No need having to expalin to her that the sexy dwarf screensaver is a virus, just let the software zap it.
Also hit up your friends and co workers if they have been upgrading and haven't relocated the old parts yet. You never know.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2001 12:44:09 PM
quote:
Tier stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Jeez, and here I thought Mightion's cybersex0r logs had leaked on the boards again...

Well, in any case. Back before I bought my own PC, my mother and I used 2 separate partitions of an Apple G3. Each had it's own OS, so I could mess and fook mine up as much as I wanted to. But security-wise, the demarcation was psychologic, really... My mother didn't mess with my things, and I had no interest in my mother's.

That could be what you might be looking for, though it's far from easy. I'm assuming you're using Win98 here, so if it's the case there's always the very simple solution: put all your private stuff in a folder and flag it "Invisible". I know it's real easy to get by by changing the Invisible files option, but it takes someone in the very least computer-savvy (which, in all due respect, your mother doesn't seem to be) to find it out. If not, there probably is some third-party junk out there, though I don't trust unstable junk from any others than Microsoft...

As for the teaching part... It's real annoying, I have to put up with showing my mother everything I do when something goes wrong. Strangely enough, she doesn't seem to understand, "But mom! However much and in any way I show you how, you will never be able to configure and run a Linux proxy!".

Anyway, I can't really help you on this one, cause we're pretty much in the same boat.


Hard for something that doesn't exist to leak out anywhere, much less these boards.

My question was, since I'm upgrading to XP Home anyway soon, how can I set it up for two user profiles with seperate passwords that can't be bypassed by hitting cancel...

I want privacy, in other words.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-27-2001 12:49:35 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
My question was, since I'm upgrading to XP Home anyway soon, how can I set it up for two user profiles with seperate passwords that can't be bypassed by hitting cancel...

I have a FreeWare program like that for Win95/98. If you don't use one of the pre-programmed IDs with the correct password (or hit cancel), the PC shuts down.

I'll have to see if there is an upgrade for 2000/XP

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