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Topic: Something I noticed in the shower (no, not THAT)
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-25-2001 08:33:26 PM
I'm such a greaseball that the water actually beads on me.

AFTER I scrub with soap and some Oxy clean.

Argh.

Next step, Dawn!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 11-25-2001 08:35:27 PM
O_o;;;;
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-25-2001 08:36:46 PM
Sounds like you're not really getting clean

Try shower gel and a sponge or puffy type thing. Works wonders.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 11-25-2001 08:36:53 PM
How very...interesting.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-25-2001 08:39:25 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Sounds like you're not really getting clean

Try shower gel and a sponge or puffy type thing. Works wonders.


Any recommendations? Other than "Bring a girl to actually buy the stuff so you don't draw TOO much attention," of course.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-25-2001 08:41:06 PM
I use this Strawberries and Cream kind I got from Avon

But any shower gel will do. And I like the poofy things. They're on a short string and they're round and they give you a good lather.

Shower gel doesn't leave behind the ickies soap does, so that's why I like it.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 11-25-2001 08:41:23 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Pirotess:
Sounds like you're not really getting clean

Try shower gel and a sponge or puffy type thing. Works wonders.


Thanks a lot Lyinar!

*wanders off humming the "Your not fully clean unlest your zestfully clean" tune*

Edit: can't get the tune out thats why im "mad", hehe

[ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: Ragabash ]

Feed my hungry soul.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 11-25-2001 08:41:59 PM
Use the loofah, my son.

I hear 409 works well.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 11-25-2001 08:42:30 PM
Apparently I have no shame. I use that shower gel stuff. My skin is really dry and normal soap generally doesn't help it. It doesn't really embarass me.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-25-2001 08:42:32 PM
quote:
Ragabash had this to say about pies:
Thanks a lot Lyinar!

*wanders off humming the "Your not fully clean unlest your zestfully clean" tune*


*giggles*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-25-2001 08:43:31 PM
I'm with Lyinar on this one.

I mean, not with her, but I agree with her. /whew

A good loofah and gel will work wonders. You also might want to check if the water is too soft.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-25-2001 08:44:05 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Any recommendations? Other than "Bring a girl to actually buy the stuff so you don't draw TOO much attention," of course.

Don't worry about what people think when you buy one of those puffy things to use. They work really well, and lots of guys use them now. Just don't get a pink one.

As far as the gel soap goes, start with the cheap stuff. If that doesn't do the job for you, then go for the more expensive stuff. I also suggest you try using the puffy thing with shampoo for oily hair, then soap after.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 11-25-2001 08:45:39 PM
Pumice soap stuff...well take that grease off along with some skin if you scrub too hard.

But thatll take just about anything off you that isnt attached like your hair.

But hey itll get you CLEAN

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-25-2001 08:46:51 PM
Loofah!

That's it!

I couldn't remember that word Thanks BS

And my loofah is bloo

I don't like pink


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 11-25-2001 08:48:51 PM
Actually, it might be the water....

Do you have soft or hard water?

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 11-25-2001 08:49:38 PM
My loofah is white.

I wanted the green one but my mom took it. *sniffle*

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-25-2001 08:52:55 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Duck Tales:
Actually, it might be the water....

Do you have soft or hard water?


Probably hard water. College showers, so whatever's cheaper.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-25-2001 08:55:08 PM
Bleagh. I need to get me one of those thingies for my back. It's icky.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 11-25-2001 08:56:29 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
Probably hard water. College showers, so whatever's cheaper.

Hard water often times can leave your skin with kind of a gross white residue, that over time (depending on how often you shower, what temp, etc) can really be mean to get off.

My suggestion, don't over scrub, that's just going to cause you to break out.

Go with a little bit colder shower, and make sure you're using a soap designed for hard water.. (might say on the box) Like zest, or something.

And yes, loofa is your friend.

Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-25-2001 09:15:16 PM
Strange, I have the exact opposite experience with shower gels.

The one time I tried them, I felt slimy. Like it left some sorta film on my skin. Never noticed any "ickies" with bar soap though

Plus that poofball thing is annoying.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-25-2001 09:24:53 PM
Who needs a loofah when your mom makes hand knitted washcloths? I scrub myself with those and some good ol' fashioned Ivory soap and I come out radish red... all I need is a way to do my back...

/me nochalantly places a stack of applications on his desk, with the gender box already checked...

Steven Steve
posted 11-25-2001 10:02:25 PM
Oxy Clean is just benzoyl peroxide
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 11-25-2001 10:04:27 PM
Soap, hon?

(wrinkles her nose)

I didn't think anyone still used that. I use Dove shower cream, with the Dove poof, and it's wonderful. It leaves you feeling silky.

(smiles)

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-25-2001 10:26:58 PM
Pesco openly admits, when he first saw "loofa", he thought yall were talking about shoes.

Someone help, Pesco

Rowyl
Pancake
posted 11-25-2001 11:26:11 PM
Oogly da LuvMuffin
Pancake
posted 11-25-2001 11:32:49 PM
I use a frogloc hide brush to scrub wif

dems good cleanins! But me no like soapy me only wash when i no be able to bend my fingurs no more or when me get ucky fings on me like FLOWERS or stinky elfysmells

Hedo me Oogly
Me cuk like muh momma!
Me no yik flowers doh, dems for hummies wimmins NOT OGRE WIMMINS!
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 11-26-2001 05:00:43 AM
Loofah is a cool word.

Just try saying it over and over again.

LOOFAH! :P

[ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Lazuli ]

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 11-26-2001 05:29:56 AM
I still say some pumice soap will take that grease RIGHT off or whatever else ^_^
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
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